European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 20, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse Saturday november 20, 1993 the stars and stripes Page 21 some engineers Don t measure up today s crossword dear readers remember the column citing pros and cons on mar Ryting an Engineer Well i have been flooded with let ters both for and against. " a Reader of the Edmonton journal in Alberta Canada sent the following which appeared several years ago in Gateway the University of Alberta student news paper. The sender added i Veblen married for 42 years to an Engineer and agree with Ever bit of what has been written. Please print so folks Hereit i Why not mauryan Engineer Verity i say unto be marry not an Engineer for an Engineer is a strange being and possessed of Many , he speak eth always in parables which he Galleth Wield the a big stick which he Galleth a slide Rule and he hath Only one Bible a think eth Only of strains and stresses and without end of show eth always a serious aspect and so meth not to know How to Pickett his seat in a car by the Springs thereof and not by the , though his Damsel expect eth chocolates when he Galleth she open eth the package to discover Sam Ples of Iron Ore. Yea he hold eth her hand but to measure the friction thereof and kiss eth her Only to test the viscosity of her Ann Landers lips for in his eyes Shin eth a faraway look that is Nei ther love nor longing but a vain attempt to recall formulae. Even As a boy he pullets a girl s hair but to test its elasticity. V but As a Man he Devi Seth different devices. For he count eth the vibrations of her Heartstrings and seek eth Ever to pursue his scientific investigations. Even his own heart fluttering he count eth As a Mea sure of fluctuation. And his marriage is a simultaneous equation involving two unknown Sand yielding diverse results. Verily i say unto be do not marry an Engineer. Shake Loose Northwestern news psalm to an Engineer s sweetheart and now dear readers Here s another newspaper clipping do engineers make Good husbands the opinions of the wives of about 7,000 Columbi University engineering alumni were sought As part of the Observance of the Centennial anniversary program of the University s school of engineering and applied science. Their answer was a resounding yes most of the women said engineers make especially Good husbands because they Are logical thinkers Are orderly around the Home and have a Talent for fixing things. The Only discordant Factor cited by wives was the frequency or relocating Home and family. Utters to Ann Landers should be addressed to her at . Box 11562. . 6011-0562. C creators sync cute candid camera request Milfs guest dear Abby my Fiance and i recently attended the wedding of two acquaintances we hardly knew they Are friends of friends. We were leaving the Chapel when we stopped to congratulate the Bride and Groom. No sooner were the words out of our Mouths than the Groom shoved a video camera into my Fiance s hand and told us not asked but told that we were to tape the wedding recep Tion and go around asking the guests if they had any advice for the Bride and Groom on camera. Naturally we were caught off guard so we tried to make the Best of i asked who delegated this task to us the Bride replied i sister s Boyfriend was supposed to do it but they broke up last night and he s not thing i knew the Bride told us that videotapes hold six hours of stuff so we should be Able to get the quibble a dear Abby entire reception and Don t forget to get us leaving the reception in the Limo Well i went around asking the guests what advice they had for the newlyweds just like i was asked to do. I taught photography at a local College which is prob ably Why they elected me to do it anyway i Haven t Given them a wedding gift yet Buti m considering sending them a card saying Hope you enjoy the video after All people get paid hundreds of dollars to do what i did. Others i be spoken to suggested that i Send them Abill for services rendered. What do you think crabby in Colora Odear crabby since you spent the entire reception interviewing the guests for their video Send the couple a Lovely card wishing them Well and a Token gift. Uttz Tor this column should a addressed to out Abby at . Box 447, mount Morris. In. 61054. C univ Rul press syn Teate across 4 poker hand � Throat clearer 12 stolen Ula Ehte. Out took14 Vega s Constella Tion a Reveren tial reaction 16 total Rac Aptt 17 drop 10 fruity quaff 21 Anli 22 Kennedy or Kop Pat 23 they re a dirty grouping aria Purchase 27 new Jar say Cap 30 wading bird31 stocking stuff a 32 Las mis Garabto author 33 Groat exp Acta Slont Haro Down 34 career 1 persian for short3� Over half of allay 3? uncultured 36 Roarke s resort 41 Cam Down to earth46 pompom 47 stereo typical go 46 Christie Titla arid 49 la Famma 50 Bra wary product 51 Prog. 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