European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 14, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 20 the stars and stripes. Faces a places tuesday december 14,1903gore May be bore but at least he s no. I from wire reports vice president a1 Gore has earned the dubious title of the most Boring celebrity of the year according to the loth annual list put out by the Boring Institute Alan Caruba founder of the Maplewood nj., Institute said a politician never has led the list before but an exception was made a because its Likely that Naftal passed Congress Only because they did t want to sit through a rematch of the Gore Ross Perot  a we re beginning to miss the Good old Days when George Bush spent his vice presidency attending state funerals a he said. The sole criterion for being included in the list massive Media overexposure Caruba said. The no. 2 spot went to late night to talk shove Host David Letterman and Amy Fisher s sex sweetheart Joey Butta Fuoco came in  fourth place was the notoriously temperamental Star of Beverly Hilts 90210, Shannen Doherty described by Caruba As a yet another Hollywood twit marrying quickly acting silly and on her Way to becoming either a legend or a has been by next  the Institute also put a share of the ennui related to the North american free Trade agreement on Gores debate opponent Ross Perot Caruba handing him the fifth place prize none too gently reminded the former presidential candidate a you lost stupid a Roseanne and Toni Arnold perhaps Hollywood a most ill behaved couple came in sixth a ranking decided before they recently bamboozled the Media with a trumped up Story about plans to a a marry their production executive Kim Silva. A a Here a a Flash nobody really cares what you think or do Quot Caruba said. The no. 7 spot went to filmmaker Woody Allen and actress Mia Farrow whose child custody dispute mushroomed into a feud involving child molestation allegations against Allen. A Newt ick Uckle Caruba said. Actress Sharon Stone of Basic instinct and Sliver was chosen eighth most Boring celebrity although the Institute awarded it with a backhanded compliment. A what a babe a the statement said. A hardly matters a bit whether she can act or not. We just want an autographed  Heidi Felss the alleged Hollywood Madam awaiting trial on pandering jumbo Gumdrop Ted Dansons blackface routine at a roast for whoops Goldberg. Buttons lawyers said an oct 11 skit on the show featured a Blackf Aeed actor pretending to be Danson who defended the routine by saying red buttons thought it was a scream. In a letter to late night executive producer left Ross buttons called Dansons routine at a new York friars club roast earlier this year a a obnoxious and  the lawsuit which seeks $20 million in damages was filed thursday. Fresh Prince sued will Smith and Abc Are being sued by a former fresh Prince of be air co Star who says she was forced off the sitcom after she got pregnant. The lawsuit filed by Janet Hubert Whitton who played Smiths aunt Vivian Banks in the show s first three seasons said fresh Prince Star Smith became hostile when she got pregnant. He influenced Abc to reduce her salary and air time forcing her off the show the lawsuit said. Smith also has criticized Hubert Whit ten on talk shows for having a bad attitude on the set the lawsuit said. Telephone Calls to Abc and Smiths attorney were not returned sunday. Dennis Larocca of Broth s Candy in Chat ago shows off a giant Christmas he Vii to Isis Zoppo Gumdrop one of several giant candles made at the factory for the Holiday season. The Gumdrop weighing 10 pounds has a calorie count of 15,127, in Larocca s right hand is a regular Gumdrop. Charges and supposed Holder of a very High powered Black Book was dubbed a this year s top tart and was Given ninth place. The final spot went to that kiddie icon Barney the Dinosaur described by the Boring Institute As a a bloated purple  press sours on Burt Harrison Ford and Jane Seymour got kudos for being press Friendly while Burt Reynolds was chastised for his Lack of Media savvy. The Hollywood women a press club on sunday gave Ford and Seymour its Golden Apple award and Reynolds its sour Apple reserved for actors who Are least newsworthy or most obsessed with. Reynolds was spotlighted in the Media this year during his Messy breakup with Loni Anderson. Other sour Apple nominees included Shannen Doherty and Sharon Stone. Angela Bassett Star of the Tina Turner biographical film what s love got to do with it was named female discovery of the year. Scene of a woman actor Chris of Donnell was chosen As male discovery of the year. The club founded in 1928 by gossip columnist Louclla Parsons is the oldest women a press organization in the country. Buttons turns red red buttons is suing Conan o Brien and Abc saying a skit on the late night to show implied that he approved of czech president add a Havel has fond memories of Frank Zappa As an unlikely revolutionary hero for former czech dissidents. The Avant Garde Rock musician who died dec 4, a was one of the gods of the czech underground during the 1970s and 80s,�?� Havel writes in the new yorkers dec. 20 Issue. Havel and other intellectuals behind the a velvet revolution in the former Czechoslovakia were avid fans of Many contemporary . Writers and musicians. After Prague s communist government fell Zappa flew out to meet with those who had worshipped him from afar Havel recalls. A a the jammed with local musicians and paid me a visit in the Castle and we went out drinking together. He was the first Rock celebrity i had Ever met and to my great Delight he was a Normal human being with whom i could carry on a Normal  store Clos my sale50% off publishers Price everything in the store including magazines but not newspapers starts wednesday dec. 15th Only at the Erlanger Ferris Barracks store i a t non stars and stripes bookstores