European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 24, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse Lev it Page 24 the stars and stripes wednesday August 24,1994 a funny thing happened on Way to. Today a crossword dear readers i am on vacation but i have left behind some of my favorite columns that you May have missed the first time around. I Hope you enjoy them. Ann Landers dear Ann Landers the following was published by an insurance company for internal distribution. These reports were submitted when policyholders were asked for a Brief statement describing their particular accidents. Your readers May enjoy Thema a Raleigh . Dearr. What a Hoot thanks for passing them on. A it happened this Way a the other car collided with mine without giving warning of its a a pedestrian hit me and went under my a a the Guy was All Over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before i hit a i pulled away from the Side of the Road glanced at my Mother in Law and headed Over the a the Accident occurred when i was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other Ann Landers a a i was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times a i thought my window was Down but found it was up when i put my hand through it a a a As i approached the intersection a Stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no Stop sign had Ever appeared before. I was unable to Stop in time to avoid the a the Telephone pole was approaching fist. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front a to avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front i struck the a my car was legally parked As it backed into the other ,. A an invisible car came out of nowhere struck my vehicle and a the pedestrian had no idea which direction to go so i ran him it a i saw the slow moving sad faced old gentleman As he bounced off the Hood of my a the indirect cause of this Accident was a Little Guy in a Small car with a big letters to Ann Landers should be addressed to her at . Box 11562, Chicago Iii. 60611-0562 c creators Syndicate Mother wants to keep child at Home editors note dear Abby is on a two week vacation. Following is a selection of some of her favorite past letters from the early.1970s. Dear Abby my Mother is my problem. I am an Only child if you can Call a woman of 24 a i want to have an apartment with a very Nice Girlfriend of mine but every time i mention it my Mother hits the ceiling. She keeps telling me 1 am her a whole yes my father is living but he and mom never had much of a marriage. They never go anywhere together and they have no friends. If i go on a Date my Mother Waits up for me and asks me a lot of questions. A what did you say what did he say a 1 used to Tell mom everything but i done to anymore which hurts her and she lets me a know it. A. Can you help me Abby. Too much Mother dear too you should move. But the a a How May take More fortitude than you possess. First Tell your Mother that you Are moving. Pack up. And move avoid lengthy Dis dear Abby cushions. And done to feel guilty. You arc entitled to a life of your own. Dear Abby seeing As How i was new in town i stopped a Nice looking Man on the Street and asked him for directions. He said it Wasny to far and since he was going that Way he would walk me there. Before we parted he asked me if he could see me again and i said yes. To make a Long Story Short George and i started going together and now six months later we Are very much in love and have even talked about marriage. Abby George never talks about his parents his life or anything to do with his past. He says he has no living relatives a no parents Sisters or Brothers. He does no to talk about his Job either. He just says he a a Sells for a living. I am 28 and have never been married. George says he is 32 and has never been married either. He has been to my apartment but i have never been to his. I done to even know where he lives is it possible that he has no living relatives wondering dear wondering possible but not probable. Before you invest More time in this mysterious character find out what it is he a a Sells and for whom. Then Check up on him. I have a Hunch its a line you done to need. V letters for this column should be addressed to dear Abby at . Box 447. Mount Morris 111.61054. 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