European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 23, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 22 the stars and stripes Friday september 23,1994 Wacky British play the name game today s crossword dear Ann Landers i have business in London and travel there frequently. One of my greatest pleasures is Reading the London times. Last week i clipped an item to share with my wife because i thought it was pretty funny. She roared when she read it and said Why Don t you Send this to Ann Landers i la bet she prints it longtime Long Island new Day Reader dear . Reader i loved it. Thanks so much for sending it on. Britain has become a nation of jokers when it comes to Nam ing children. One of the coun try s busiest registrars has witnessed such unforgettable moments As a or. And mrs Jordan calling their son River and the child of a family named Beer being registered with the name bottled. Maureen Price superintendent registrar of staff Ord has collected a Long list of strange names Over 14 years. She is sympathetic to the Odd choices. We Are dealing with people who Are often very emotional and Happy with a Newborn child so it is important we understand their needs and help them As much As we can she said. There s nothing to say people cannot Call children whatever they like. Only if names Are really objection Able would we need to get special clearance or warn the Ann Landers parents that the name could be embarrassing in later life. Even then we cannot Stop them her list of the weirdest names includes or. And mrs. Wall who named their boy Stone or. And mrs. Waters whose daughter was called Mineral and or. And mrs. Castle who named their son Windsor. There was also a or. And mrs Belcher who called their son Prince Charles a or. And mrs. Pitt who called their son Frankenstein a girl registered As rheumatism another called Daft and one child known officially As fatso.1. Dear Ann Landers my daughter has two children a boy age 6, and a girl ,.2. The girl totally dominates the household and she always has. Their family activities Are often restricted because of this child s obnoxious behaviour. There Are Many places they dare not take her. I no longer have any desire to include them when we have family get together. The boy s table manners Are atrocious. His head is in the plate and he eats every thing with his hands. The girl s constant chattering disrupts the entire meal. I am aware that this behaviour is not the children s fault but the parents. He does one broach this sensitive subject concerned grandmother Charleston . Dear concerned grandmother if you admonish the parents you will surely end up in a four door family fight and accomplish nothing. Go to work on the children. Letters to Ann Landers should a addressed to her at . Box 11562. Chi Cago lit. 60611 -0562. C creators Syndicate want s wife to Fly on aphrodisiac dear Abby my problem is my wife. She is a very Good person in every Way hut she has lost All interest in sex. We have been married for 11 years and have two wonderful Chil Dren but about five years ago my wife made up her mind that she has had All the sex she will Ever need. Well maybe she has but i Haven t. Don t suggest going to a Counselor. She would never go. Never Abby is there something i can slip into her food that would turn her on when 1 was a boy 1 heard older boys talk about putting Spanish k Fly on gum and giving it to a girl. Where can a person buy it Benny not my real name dear Benny i know of nothing you could food to turn her dear Abby slip into your wife s this is a problem for a marriage Counselor. If she re fuses to go with you go alone. Ask your family doctor if he or she can recommend one and Don t be bashful about telling the doctor exactly what the problem is. Quibble perhaps you could use some instructions in the Art of lovemaking. It could open up a new world for both of you. Dear Abby a ,.v.- v. A. My Boyfriend buddy will be coming Home soon following a tour of duty overseas in the military. He s been gone for More than a year and he s asked me to meet him at the Airport. Now the problem he asked me not to Tell his mom exactly when he s arriving because he wants to spend his first evening alone with me. He plans to Call her the next Day and Surprise her Abby i m Happy buddy wants to spend his first eve Ning alone with me but his mom has been calling me every Day for the last two weeks asking if i know when buddy will be arriving. So what should 1 do guilty conscience dear guilty conscience since buddy made a Point of asking you not to Tell his mom exactly when he s arriving do him that a , he May be doing her a disservice to As sume she would t understand his wanting to spend his first evening Home with his Girlfriend. And by the Way remember that a Man usually treats his wife the Way he treats his Mother. 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