European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - October 25, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 26 the stars and stripes tuesday october 25,1994 perfect husband no dear Ann Landers i married the perfect husband. He Cooks cleans does laundry scrubs toilets does the Yard work arid keeps the cars washed and waxed. He prides himself on getting things Johnny was courting me i1 received roses notes and phone Calls. He whisked me away from someone i was infatuated with a fellow who did t treat me nearly so Well. We now have three children. There Are no More notes roses or midday phone Calls. I am totally in love with this Man and realize How Lucky i am to have him. My romantic Side however needs a Booster shot. I know he loves me but i need to hear it. Please Ann let your male readers know that All wives get a thrill out of receiving unexpected inexpensive gift Sand an occasional love note on the Pillow. A hopeless romantic in Whiteman to. Dear romantic your husband Cooks cleans does the laundry scrubs toilets docs the Yard work and keeps the cars washed and waxed and you Are complaining because the Man does t Send you roses phone you during the Day or leave love notes on the Pillow lady give me a romantic today s crossword Ann Landers break. " v. As for those unexpected Little gifts when was the last time you sent him one go Back and read the very first sentence of your letter then count your blessings. Dear Ann Landers i am so thoroughly fed up with the male population in the United states that i am ready to move to Europe to Australia or better yet to another planet. I do hot. Look like supermodel Cindy Crawford but Idon t resemble Bela Lugosi. I am not wealthy nor am i on welfare. I am 52 years of age. Apparently that Means i be got one foot in the grave. Meanwhile the men i be met who Are my age Are slipping into their second have been involved in everything from Church school and comr Unity projects to local and state poli tics. I have even gone so far As to respond to personal ads in magazines and newspapers. The ads have turned up unemployed slobs with Beer bellies bad haircuts and polyester jumpsuits. To be politically Correct men say they want Independent women. The truth of the matter is they Are really looking for a gorgeous Rich bed partner. I be Giyen up and decided to Settle for a Good Book. Beam me anywhere Scottie dear beamed anywhere Don t give up. There s got to be somebody out there for a woman who has your sense of humor. Letters to Ann Landers should be addressed to her at . Box 11562, Chi cagojii.60611-0562."/v--. -. C creators Syndicate hostess irked by booze toting guests dear Abby i prefer that my Home be alcohol and smoke free therefore i do not serve alcohol or make cigarettes available for i go to the Homes of friends who drink it does t bother me because it s their Home. My problem is that some of my guests knowing that i never serve alcohol bring their own bottles when they come to my Home. Am i being off the Wall by preferring that they abide by myrtles when they Are in my Home i do not want any orm guests leaving this House with a snoot if they were involved in an automobile Acci Dent i would feel responsible. Stumped in new Jersey dear stumped you arc not being off the Wall. It s your right to Settle rules for drinking and smoking in your own Home. Dear Abby i am a married woman age 35, who is still contemplating having a baby even though my biological clock is winding Down. However my biggest fear is the possibility of having dear Abby a painful delivery. I know that women vary greatly in their childbirth experiences some of them having 20 to 30 hours of hard labor Wale others barely make it to the Hospital. My question do doctors let you choose from the be ginning to have a caesarean and not make you wait until you have gone through hours of agony before using it As a last resort -. Curious dear curious / -. A you Are apparently considering caesarean Section surgery in order to avoid the pain of childbirth. I Sug Gest that you discuss this with your obstetrician. For what it s Worth i have yet to hear a new Mother say As her Newborn child is placed in her arms it was t Worth dear Abby ,. / a. In a Magazine i read recently a woman gave a great suggestion for sending get Well cards to Hospital a tents. In the upper left hand Corner of the envelope instead of writing your own address write the patient s Home address. Then if the patient has already checked out of the Hospital the card will be forwarded to the patient s Home. 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