European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - October 31, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 20 the stars and stripes monday october 31,1994 Don t always blame the husband dear Ann Landers Why is it that whenever a woman writes to say her husband does no to want to have sex you Tell her either he is having an affair or he a probably impotent my wife and i we be been married for 33 years have not had sex for at least 10 years and it does no to have anything to do with the Way we get along. The reason i am living a celibate life is because a a Sally chooses food Over sex. She is 5 feet 2 inches and weighs at least 200 pounds. Sally is not Only depriving me of great sex which we once had but i have lost a wonderful companion. We done to go to the mov is or to ballgames any More because she cannot fit into the seats. She has been on at least a dozen diets and can to seem to stick with any of them. 1 am a healthy Normal Man in my Middle 50s and have resigned myself to a life of celibacy. How does this sound to you Yuma Ariz. Dear Yuma it sounds strange. I have yet to see a scat in a theater or a sports stadium that would not accommodate a 200-Pound person. I strongly recommend joint counselling. It seems As if you and Sally have a problem that is much More of a Handicap than her weight. I hear from a lot of men who arc crazy about their fat wives. A dear Ann Landers you recently printed a letter from a woman who found out that a recent flu shot had caused her to test positive for his. There Are Many reasons a person May receive a false positive when testing for aids. A recent Ann Landers vaccination is just one of them. Rheumatoid arthritis and pregnancy if you be been pregnant before May also result in a false positive. More importantly Ann please Tell your readers that influenza is a dangerous but preventable disease. Warn them not to confuse it with stomach flu. Influenza is a respiratory disease. For High risk members the elderly or anyone with a history of cardiovascular respiratory or chronic disease influenza can be fatal. The average annual Cost to the United states from influenza alone is $3 billion to $5 billion. A simple flu shot for every american could help. Thank you for educating the Public on health matters that could mean the difference Between life and death. Flu Central Denver dear Denver letters such As yours help me to help my readers stay Well. Thanks on behalf of All of them. Dear Ann Landers i received a notice in the mail last week saying i was eligible to receive a prize Worth almost half a million dollars and i should Send a $12 a processing  the postmaster general has informed me that notices such As these Are fishy and should be put Back in the envelope and marked a return to  legitimate sweepstakes companies deliver your winnings directly to you. They do not go through a third party and request Money. Something has to be done to Stop these Crooks from robbing the Public. Fox Valley ill. Dear Fox you Are right. No legitimate contest requires participants to Send Money. That is the first red Flag. Done to fall for it no matter How Good it sounds. Letters to Ann Landers should be addressed to her at p0. Box 11562, Chicago 111.60611-0562. A a a a a a a a a. A. C creators Syndicate besides that How was the wedding dear Abby a wedding ruined got off easy compared with my wedding. The Saga began four Days prior to the event. I was living in Texas and my husband to be was stationed in Germany. This is How it went four Days prior to wedding brides car Breaks Down and it takes two Days to repair it. A a a a a a. A a. A a a a a a a three Days prior Groom arrives East coast on a military flight he a unable to continue to Texas due to mechanical problems. No outgoing flights available. Groom loses Wallet in route to local base. The wed Ding rings a his and hers a were in his Wallet for safekeeping two Days prior Groom scheduled to arrive in Texas by _ noon. Severe thunderstorms close Down Airport the flight is diverted. Dear Abby one Day prior Groom arrives at 6 30 a without Luggage a 18 hours before the wedding. The wedding Day Bride and Groom go to local Post to get Groom id card. Bride and Groom get marriage certificate. Bride and Groom attend wedding rehearsal. This is the first time Groom meets chaplain Groom and father of the Bride buy new wedding rings and go to Check on Luggage. Groom must rent a Tuxedo because his dress uniform which he had planned to Wear was in his Luggage which was lost. A Texas Flash flood begins. Wedding starts but most guests arc unable to attend due to the Flash flood. Bride and Groom Are married and Are living happily Ever after. Please do not include our names because it was bad enough to live through it once. Or. And mrs. John Doe letters for this column should be addressed to dear Abby at . Box 447, mount Morris 111. 61054 a. C Universal press Syndicate today a crossword across 1 thanksgiving Veggie 4 hit hard 7 demolish 11 state 13 Mckinley a first lady 14 fairy tale. Preposition 15 Hawaii resort area 16 howl at the Moon 17 requisite 18 moved on. 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