London Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - February 19, 1945, London, Middlesex                                Page 4 the stars and these Are the things we fight fora a Variene the sultry film with her shapely legs Aust rely concealed under her Long Wool gets ready for her her Entrance on a stage somewhere near the front lines in the seduction boy Are we Ripe for some her assistant is Fred Broadway victim a bewildered Sticks around to protect Marli the boys Way browned off Fred Allen hits Holly Wood smack in its store Teeth stars and stripes Bureau new was Fred Allens turn last week to expose Hollywood Glamor pusses through Earl Wilsons having looked into every Nook and Fanny of Fred told Earl that so called glamorous actresses Are Only chambermaid with Caps on their Builtin bosoms and false As explicit with male thespians As Marie the body Macdonald was with the Femme Allen said the girls have false false eyebrows and false calves on their the men have their shoulders built up and Wear even Bob Hope has a couple of Blowout patches on his take Sonny Hes a Nice slumped Over but they build him up and he looks so when two of these movie stars make its not people making love its a lot of commodities getting overheard at the Astor bar do you know what Good clean fun is what Good is it Orson the columnist for the new York gives a daily to wit put Orange juice in your pie crust to improve the no kidding Greta Garbos name was absent from list of autographs of stars offered at a War Bond explanation i never sign my name to not even a i have a Complex about comedian Jerry Lester does a Sinatra routine at the begins by telling the projector a Skinny litre department dead end kid Leo hoping to prove Hes no has finished a Book i never kicked my Ruth Mckenny who authored my sister Eileen writing new series in same undercover writer John Roy Carlson Arthur Derounian is writing a Book about his the pfc William Saroyan has gone in for Art having contributed an appraisal of modern Art to Why abstract brought out by new directions Walter Winchell relayed this Story three gis just Back from Eto went to a finding the Only available table occupied by a spin Terish they decided to sit Down and give her the first i said life overseas sure was i didst have a Bath in eight think that bad said the i  even Wash my hands in four we were so the third i  change my underwear in five i at that Point the old Gal looked up and said would one of you stinkers mind passing the Salt cartoon in new yorker has a lady customer in theater ticket Agency asking but if you have tickets it cant be a very Good can it newspaper guilds forum of the air is now being shortwave overseas by Danton Walker daily news stated Churchill is being urged to follow Roose belts Lead and ban racing in especially dog there Are complaints of crooked fag shortage has revived Mark trains classic remark to cease smoking is the easiest thing i Ever i ought to know because Ive done it a thousand in in love with the girl with the three Blue a new Winchell says of will cover the Pacific War for the in was bound to my aching is tin pan alleys columnist Leonard Lyons reports that Bogart now employs this naughty words less shocking in parlor conversations he adds an r after the first letter of each obscene if the word has in he eliminates Bogart insists its but a character called the new York he asked about a 1924 Story concer ing some either characters prediction the world was about to come to an was it printed in May or june of the caller City editor said he didst dont you keep a file of such was the i said the if the events come As i give pm if they dont come i throw pm out in the film land capital sol lesser already is in the planning stage for Paris he Hopes to get sequences shot in London and Paris with such stars As Bea Margaret Noel Maurice Chevalier and Danielle Darrieux shown entertaining the sol says hed give anything to have Winston Churchill do a new edited by Eugene is already in its third a Slick Colo photographs a la circulation is a publishers Hill Man publications according to Elliott Roosevelt has this standing offer to Volunteer foray Mission anywhere Over enemy territory remade it three years like Roosevelt takes More risks than Tot men he j have you heard about the sergeant who was living the life of Riley came Home asked typographical error in Broadway column Jack Benny and his whole Toupe in actor Gene Kelly in the Navy will be stationed in Washington for the says Danton Bert Wheeler to the Pacific for prewar Nylon stockings being auctioned off at Broadway War Bond a Little push goes a Long Way she dont like it the German subs went on the prowl damaging some Allied Allied sub chasers answered the Challenge with a coast guard member prepares the lashings of a depth charge in the depth charge hits target and stirs up 50foot 6 fourteen month Michele Richter of new York puts her protest of the diaper shortage in writing and manages to keep both feet on the ground while other infants Are up in arms Over Bis big i 4 soviet commissar of foreign welcomes the president to before the Start of the historic eight Day conference for inspects the Moscow