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March song writer Abner Silver put his experiences Between covers and Calls it All Are sane one ought to do a sequel not All wolves Are women while on the i it May in Terest you to know that Ezra Stone Coll Abbed on a Shel filler laughter Lece was just completed by Groucho Marx who is going in for novels the latest a wild Wester which Marx homicide on the names you know Mary tin is next in line to buy a fifth avenu6 mansion in new Allen assures everyone h wont return to the i May he wrote a with from the human race if i can get Back my initiation feel sudden that it was in Lupe Velez Beverly Hills House where another favorite might club critics Are backs lapping Jerry Lester for ditching his risque Hes at the Copacabana now doing puritanical puns and laundered gags Holly Woods handsome now a in is sue of Click was it Signoff reasons Given for the cheese makers folding is the paper Short age and its publishers desire to build up a daily racing form nosed into its 50th Way of con Trinast 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famous introduces a ditty which grabbed number one notch on the nationwide hit tune is dont Fence me Jimmy Cagney next Flicker will be a Field Day for the co stars Barry Pat Pobrien and Frank As if Warner Brothers int already a hot House of having More Irish names than you can shake a shillelagh writing about talking about so the March of time made a film about it to do with Ger generals and commentators give their March of time on Germany distorted mind and the customer is left to draw his own wags suggestion is to relabel the map so that Hungary and in become known As the Low countries Smokey Joe in Pittsburgh Bob Young put a classified and in the paper Childs Auto for swamped with War strapped he explained his kid had outgrown the police hold the crowds Back As Meyer Cumins dislodged a Carton from the Iron liars of turnstile where they gotten Chicago Grant was fatally stabbed by Margaret when he had accused her of stealing his pack at a Tokyo the nips were told by to Weir govern ment that this Woi ild be the lean est Christmas Ever in the that people were being rationed the shape is going to War since photographer Mike Levelle got his first picture of Frances the shape vome into a National he has been deluged with requests from fliers in the Pacific area for pictures of the Lovely above is a new picture of the shape which the fliers plan to drop to Lap soldiers with the following inscription eat your hearts you Mon keys heres what were fighting in this the shape wears a swim suit made from a captured nazi ins to one smoke a Washington Antic Garet Alliance Secre tary suggested a Nickles Worth of Gentian Root for chewing when you want a or a half Tea spoonful of Lochell salts and Cream of Tarter before breakfast two turkish Baths a week for two weeks keep away from he also churned that three leeches Hail dead when attached to the Arm of a Ersler urls of the who caught a Jap within our Lints scrounging for the yank thought he was a buddy and offered him a the nip refused by Shak ing his said the 1 shot no Winchell adds Ameri cans  Gripe about smokes so Long As Tokyo is going up in prewar wrappings Washington an ironic aspect of the cig Aret shortage is the fact that Cigar ets May once More be pocketed with alumni Usu foil and eel web stated that packaging materials Are plentiful even if the contents West Frances Gilchrist novelist and Short Story male Call to Terry and the pirates nou Haven 5een mi6h7y White a Khounp with of maw Marine so i thought in come Alo Osipe and c3ive flu a find a Battle station while i to m shall we6etpown to Lashin ei6ht Awa Yok when you Wuu you want 6uilp up me to Eive you a who of 1piluin on my Ruff there that oot to 61ve Tim Sim in and its not n5to would they busta Marine for this a you mean turning poem a Marine seemed no Peau 3 it so Harp wont Teu your Money is Worth More in War Bonds