Middle East Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - January 26, 1945, Cairo, Egypt F s Jurf i r if a Jar a infamy recently hissed the morale he about the Type of entertain and the manner of our go Brethren Hbl got wind of the Shaw our Usu due that Artie Lana Turner fan and mouse a husband Teit offed a Dree Dase that the other Man he found at his Home his knocked out two and Pitt him in Hospital for 10 you Call the police the judge replied the i didst say a Hes a better Jiaan than i a Flash in the Pun when the ladies auxiliary of person Post american an no urfred that a pair of nylons would be Given door prize for a an overflow of housewives and husbands turned out last ticket 13 iwas declared and past rows of envied faces and jiving remarks the Lucky woman walked to the opened a Long slender pack inside were the handsome toothbrushes with Nylon improved with age at presi Dent Roosevelt inaugural Cere Mony was the first when reporters commented to mrs Roosevelt on the presence of the she informed that was Palas first at the time of the last Fala was ten a tenths like All a Little too unpredictable to Trust at a formal spheres of influence a lady says yes curtsied into Broadway the critics said no this is the theatrical venture in which Lucious carols Landis makes her stage and although the first fighters closed their ears to the they opened their eyes at those Landis wrote John Chapman in the new York news even in re pose Carole always looks As if shed just taken a deep i kept wondering if she has to have help getting aint it at a Small boy stepped up to a Jap anese machine gun in a theater lobby and pressed the whereupon there was a thundering explosion and plaster popped off the Wall As bullets slowed after making sure that no one was theater officials gave their we didst know it was loaded character study when Jimmy Durante returned to new York from Hollywood he brought Back with him a Schnotz Zol styled Story about a director who was an a Friend advised him to count but when he saw the sleepless one six months the Guy was 30 Immar the Wolf by Sansone a simple hello will do around Makutta Pride to themselves on being on the but after a recent to Vestiga Tifft had been completed the were squarely behind the according to the it newspaper in Soldier police picked up a i what they considered had been spending an Over ample amount of rupees and also had been observed mixing a strange Herb in his putting two and two Toge they decided this lad must be a narcotic questioning revealed that the i had about when he hit but he proved he had won it in the old army tradition of being hot in a crap asked about the mysterious Herb he had mixed in his he re plied an it was later proved to be True by chemical analysis that from my Uncle Back in Ca it keeps my bowels Ive been taking it for pounds he still i not Only counted Durante quotes the i had them jump a High Fence to get into my but i still the room got so crowded i sheared the Wool piled so High 1 wove it into i still so i manufactured the cloth into suits and they piled so High 1 tried to get rid of just then along came that opa and froze the now i got the place piled so High with Coats and suits there be room to sleep if i could pity the poor Telephone girl when Jean commander i chief of the veterans of foreign visited he met his Niece and casual by asked her what her War Job said the Niece i work in the Dat analysis group of the anti Tud Etest subunit of the worker analysis Section of the division of occupational analysis and Man Ning tables of the Bureau of labor tables of the Bureau of labor utilization of the War manpower who news screen songster Allan Jones takes on a new role this week Riveter at North ame rican the onetime Penn Sylvania Miner asked for the swing shift so that he might continue picture making during the wonder if his agent will collect for this Hays of fice Blue Pencil was Busy on a tree grows in before the bestseller can be transformed into movies it will have to lose such characters As Willie Flitt mans horse who lacked latrine and a neighbors youngster who stayed too close to his mothers seems that the Hays boys found the tree too Little woman left behind is not sitting if she is not in uniform or a War Plant Shes joining hands with other servicemen mates in a new croup labelled the women insure secur this fast growing club has received the blessings of Eleanor Roosevelt and the support of celebrated service Star and to licit weekly publication is Clever Back to nature Only her press agent knows Why Rita chose the desolate spot in which to smile for the not that it its easy to see Why Hayw Orfi was chosen clamor girl of 1944 by Middle East soldiers in the recent movie by christened mrs a favorite White House tells friends the president got a big bang out of his routine about Secretary of state Stettinius regretting his promotion because As i enjoyed the privilege of telling people to go to for that Gem of a definition de Wynn flipped on last weeks broadcast goes to his Youthful Sidney tie 25yearold gangsters line was whats a gentleman gentleman is a Wolf with patience stuff off the cuff when newly weds Elliott Roosevelt and fave Emerson arrived at crowded club is off someone yelled make him wait for a i Hadda stand in line to vote for his old Lyns latest Bond slogan goes like this buy a Bunch of Bonds to bomb a Bunch of a magician who suddenly stops his disappearing routine and announces the next two minutes were supposed to be taken up with a new cig Aret Ive been ing on it for a but in sorry i cant do it make a i Garet out West some male Cal minded gis Are doing a farce about the Vamp of their calling the show arsenic and miss of the week America is doing a lot of unusual exporting these vitamins c and d Are going to by to b2 to Italy and b29 to Japan male Call Fey Milton creator of Terry and the pirates cold dressing the 6ws company pulp see me now they believe it i stocicin6s your Money is Worth More in War 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