Middle East Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - March 9, 1945, Cairo, Egypt                                Matter at the Pitt of printed by f f1 1 staff editor production v j l t Latt and Dean  United pump ind Waldier in the farms r adopting a familiar Selling j slogan ask the Man who is to encourage not about of inquiries from servicemen and in workers who want Little farms the War and hoping to screen potential farm failures Thev agriculture has set up committees in almost every farm county counsel with prospective the movement is headed Extension service director Long associated with Montana state Congress into the i Bill of flights that land Loans must be on reasonable Normal value and the Colum Bia Basin project to be built after the War in Southeastern washing ton state has been carefully exam plotted for cropping pos there already have been instances where too eager investor has overlooked or disregarded right says Kepner of the Extension a Small number of men Are being Dis charged from the most swaps verbal barrages for the real thing Paris in order to learn through first hand experience How Allied military government oper ates in occupied Albert Gore has been serving an infantry private on the West Ern the democratic congressman from Tennessee entered Active duty at his own request and has actually seen he is in disclosing Gores sheaf stated that he had recently conferred with chief of staff to general and other staff inst buying of Are going into highly paid War of Are going Back to dads farm but the big demand for farms to Purchase will come when the War is Veta warned keep eyes open we Hope we Are prepared to make sure that an Veteran who buys a farm does so his eyes open his feet firmly planted i do not hesitate to commend to anyone who chooses that occupation with full ledge of All that is wrote agriculture Wickard in the preface to a Little Booklet prepared by Paul Maris who gained prac tical experience As a county Agri cultural agent in the real farm is no writes there is much physical labor about it for the the Farmers wife and despite All modern machinery and labor saving Farmers can not leave Home and return at women accustomed to town or City Home equipped with All modern conveniences Are Likely to be greatly Gash returns Are Likely to be disappointingly earning Power important the Price paid for a he cautions after discussing a dozen other vital decisions prospective Farmers must must not be More than you can pay Back from your earnings after you have met your living the Best available information on farm he is what Federal borrowers have paid since these Range from to in new Mexico and Aii Zona to in califor Nia to in Montana Wyoming and Colorado to in Oregon and Washington to in these he Are no guarantee but May be a guide and provision must be made for Emilip seed and buy More War Bonds and armed radio presents a half hour of restful silence of City wite he awaiting overseas shipment at the Kearns replacement he lil a to tided ii while Rhoades was him self out to the bands hot licks during a Uso he was felled in action by a falling from weekly Roundup t Fet s a 6ft a Tyne Fortt Nifte adjutant office to flight a diked beavers Fly to keep things running smoothly during the Yalta reveals sky men who shuttled from the Field to Crimea brought Back All sorts of interesting according to one Crew rank meant so Little at the conference that majors and captains pulled guard at the Airport near comments from a Steed up the russians As excellent they put on a show every said Wake and we had an orchestra at every radio praised the Vodka and Pink Cham that he remark it goes Down like then explodes like a classified we thought it Only happened incur but ans reports that mice at the school at Camp have been thoroughly indoctrinated with military discipline and the army filing in the file gis found two newly born mice in a drawer of was properly designated with the letter happened in Hingham a strange series of coincidences visited a House in recently when three none of whom knew each rented the three of them Are a who fought on Guadalcanal where each was wounded and contracted the three of them Are now assigned to the Hing Ham naval each of them is 23 and they All have a common birthday each is mar ried and the three wives Are played in the same even their with a common first Are similar Mead and accentuate the positive it was the Harvard aah bases newspaper was promptly named the Harvard will you Ever when ouch a worried Salt Lake City nother called major Hill of the overseas replacement depot at and informed Liim that her son is in route Home from the South that was but it seems that the son had written also that he had just received a hash a bit of in formation which disturbed the to her is that a very serious Woundy she Hill swears slip want kid forget asks you were a hot shipment and packed and repacked so Many times you could actually put in a wrinkled Blouse and have it come out nth being told to Send Home your gabardine kid or Low quarters Only to reach the and discover you could have walked boldly up the gangplank with a Canary on the worried so much about getting that you actually night they called an Alert and you spent most of that night shivering in your gun wearing naught but a pair of a life preserver and1 Hel your first sergeant oriented you and recommended All those Oriental dishes that the ships Doc had spent so Many hours advising to the con the midst of present at Retreat to go through indescribable agony while a Fly blazed a Trail from inside your left Over to your right when the flies went South for the the Rains came and drowned the mice in your Barracks bags Fig t Here the Way of All but what burned is As Wellas the pm was that the fire got away with every without ration skylarking members of the Spe Cial service at Damp Huckstep hatched another of their things which make the army a of the finest pcs in known for its ultramodern display went in flames at Mallard no one was and no other building was even slightly reports and All that was rescued from the Wel stocked general store was a Small Stock of Beer and a pair of Khaki pants gis mourned the the fire blitzed through All the shelved Stock and Ven ate the doughnut he ice Cream Freezer and the soft drink the Cartons of i which the night before were preciously meted out went better place to be their latest contribution is to Grade the la Trine orderlies on if the bowls Glisten and the faucets Are at and the mirrors and floors Ara spotless the orderlies for that particular regardless of get 100 if there should happen to be one footprint on the floor the unfortunate Blitz kids Only get 95 or even Only boys Are very what will they Tell their children when it is pointed out that they got Only 50 As efficiency rating in mop Drill columnist of an at base is willing to bet that you Don know that you  Call Money it Doest stick to your a theory is a Hunch with a col lege takes a woman longer to reach thirty than it does a unhappiest Man must be a baseball Umpire with a nagging Only thing that will warm a woman heart is cold reason Why an engine always stands on a track arid never sits is because it has a tender Good turn gets most of the lady should hold on to her not while Hes Finland declares War has officially declared War against Ger Many although her troops have been skirmishing with nazi troops Ever since she signed an armis Tice with Russia and Britain last Finland Avill not be eligible to participate in the United nations conference in san one War too late when Francis Bonacci unwrapped a now me skit in Australia in Bijj Tok he found the of Ber nud Itie of w and a request for a letter from whoever gets this sus keep till to Fern inline hone i promptly answered and received a reply from Bernadine she that she was married and the Moth of six children but she would be quite to correspond with seeing As How she has a boy of her own in air they struck up quite a correspondence and when Liu Nacci eventually to ated to Shang i he looked or his pen pal at the of the i mice is that or Noske that har married vague that she nut her name on a Mesku Way Back in when she was it Moloyed at the when aug stamping Issue raised on training period for combat troops Washington a War dept official said this week most 18 Jearolds Are sent overseas for duty much less than i year after Are up he said under Normal Eiren Nis ances the minimum time Between induction and assignment to com Bat duty is about weeks include inst 15 weeks at a replacement training Robert Talt Ohio Vita announced he would Call in the War to explain Why 18 Vearold were sent into Vith relatively Brief train to cited the ease of Robert Posu of Cincinnati who kurd in action on the pm front about seven months after induction he said Putro Only 17 training up nor sent the War Nir not less than Anses Between s alled As follows report about woks induction and the time three weeks at the one week at 15 weeks at a of in a reception training two weeks fur one week in a staging two weeks aboard ships and two weeks in a replacement Pool the War hut in actual he the average 18yearold has an month or two before being into practically Are sent overseas less than a year from the time they Are and most Are filtered into infantry units As replacements for Battle wait planned to Call the senates attention to the Short training be that demands sometimes make it necessary to use poorly trained men but he Felt that units in this country could be combed for older with More up Princess Elizabeth in ats Londo Princess Elizabeth has been commissioned to the he Horary rank of second subaltern in the ats British wac and is trailing at a base in Southern the Kings order said that the Princess is to be treated exactly As any other student