Middle East Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - March 23, 1945, Cairo, Egypt                                By Ralph Cohen on the Agenda of the army medical Board in if the noted flame William the author and has been flown Back to the states after hospitalized in claims Saroyan i have chronic bronchitis which has been bothering me during my two and a half years As a now i Hope to go up for a medical discharge because of a Back injury since the prewar Days of i fell off a bar Stool in the coast coast National broadcast ring system has finally heeded to the hoots and howls of editorialists and columnists against plug Glies on the effective com Mercia announcements will be eliminated from the Middle of news broadcasts on All its webworm of Richard red Skelton won and lost something in one night last won 23yearold Georgia a former in Hills lost one pair of tonsils on the wedding night at the Beverly Hills the Alfred Dupont radio awards foundation announced that renowned news com and stations War troit and Worcester had won its prizes of this prize of the air was awarded to Kaltenborn for meritorious performance of Public service by consistently excellent and accurate gathering and re of the Creer Larson let the feathers Fly when a Hollywood stocking manufacturer claimed that she was Bow legged and had to padded the Green eyed redhead retorted that the Only picture in which she showed those Garson Gams was random she insisted those were own legs were no complaints from the paying another squelch against a false report bolted from Gaorge he deplores the popular belief that he carries two Pearl handled any fool would know that you can t shoot straight with asserted mine Are Ivory George Marshall was about to leave his House with some other officers last week when mar shall reminded him that it was raining and he should Wear his decided not Ami Marshall repeated her adm look at said the in supposed to be a pretty goodchief of in supposed to be taking pretty Good care of millions of but my wife insists dont know How to take care of my own she keeps asking me to put my in not asking returned the in telling Yon Wear your lantern slides another Yalta yarn is circulating around this one concerns the linguistic attempts of both Stalin and Churchill at the con Stalin used some Lingo which he thought proper such As whats and what the hell goes on Here taught him by his Washington Churchill came Back with rus looked waited for a Stalin then the interpreter turned to Churchill and said excuse i didst understand i speak two languages Sian and would you mind saying it in English or in rus Sian a Fortune at his feet at Van John a san Fernando Valley exch an a pair of new shoes which he complained were too but a half hour later he was clashing Back to the store to get his first pair explained Cortell they were too tight because i put my Bill in the toe of one shoe where i  lose shake Well after using a special legislative commission which is studying drunkenness in Massachusetts proposed that a Label be pasted on each bottle of such Label would read directions for use use moderately and not on successive eat Well while drinking and if necessary supplement the food with Vitamin warning this beverage if indulged in consistently and Immo Dera Tely May cause intoxication later neuralgia and and a serious mental derangement such As delirium tre mens and other curable and in curable mental diseases As Well As kidney and liver sex rank one of the 75 or so women doctors in the army medical corps was making a report on her her first she came with the initial physical examination which read he then her commission proclaimed by an act of she was an officer and a she at tended lengthy lectures on the necessity of military i the Day to use her new she was waiting for an elevator with her commanding a co when the car the inv lieutenant stepped but the colonel ushered her ahead while he eyes have it i it guard head get Stripe those dreamy and that look belong 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