Middle East Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 6, 1945, Cairo, Egypt 5 l can done one of Oil the i Rocton Mek three is Crest of hits hic thine called at Center in old nations House of repro Wilson of Indiana rated minutes before audience on record one Republican Page on the six doorkeeper Job in the four newspaper and speaker several in the John Dingell of Michigan a criticism of the of Button issued to it was recorded in two Kelly of who out of the when Dingell arose and gained to he then proceeded to repeat Din cells speech word for Blush ing and flustered when informed of his Faux explained it was handed to hut it wont happen from Here on in in using my own it was recorded in the congressional re a Damp Lee warehouse sergeant is Taj Chig an awful after at wac major complained of the nondelivery of the quartermaster corps found them stored among crockery sup plies in its the Sarge took the size labels on the boxes too the sizes were writ ten As gup Lowell former aide to was confronted by capital reporter and asked what makes the president such a great exec replied Mellett because he is never too Boisy to work general so the Story was holding a meeting with 1 his staff officers when the Tele phone thinking it was a the voice at the other end thai old Sonova beef in Patton looked around their Pond and then Sono Abee do a returning correspondent came up with one on Eisenhower when the visited Paris after its he and several offi cers inspected the Eiffel at the Ike leaned Over the rail arid viewed uhe after a silence of several minutes an aide said a Penny for your Eisenhower turned and said this a wonderful place to hang Adolf new Yorks mayor of like a half pint in his ten Over gallon hat when the government retaliated against his Extension of one hour past curfew it even led one wag to remark now that the War has stepped into the curfew the Little Flower Hast a pot Bloom soaking up their in rationed quota of Vitamin the Sunshine ettes do their daily dozen on the warm Sands of the girls Are a members of the Petersburg Junior Colage swimming Acme eat lantern slides in reply to a demand for payment of 1943 in come collector Harry Westover of los Angeles received this letter from Sidney Jaffe a few Days ago your letter was dropped into my Fox Hole overlooking the you asked me for a financial state have in my possess i none sight clips of 30 Cali Ber five two packages of one Bayonet and other incidentals known As getting the hell out of i Trust you will defer my tax liability until such time when i will return to civilian in order to of keep the tax interest from if you find that is impossible and the tax must be collected i suggest you choose your least valuable Yee to look me Jerries i am told have an intense dislike for american tax Wanna buy a foxhole the War bitterness of another Rifle toting led to the composition of an other Gri witted letter to the1 Home Billy Larsh wrote to the Richmond palladium item How folks in Civ yes can simulate the conditions he is turn off the heat and electricity in your Homes use for a bed two blankets placed on a floor and a covering of two other blankets open wide All the windows and pour gallon of water Over the All of your meals out cans which you heat a Little fire Wash once a Bathe and change your clothes a you Wake up at 6 do not Wash or Luton clean clothing have no a cold lunch and nothing warm til dinner Days a week no no milk no no no no and read newspapers five Days to really Complete the move your family oust to the dig1 a Hole four feet deep and about six by and live there with a roof of logs and dirt Over your then ask a Friendly police to take a pot shot at you every time you poke your nose a word from the wide a Pittsburgh woman complained to the War production Board about the Scarcity of panties for Stout she said there Are plenty of panties for Small women and those who dont Wear but what Are you going to do about panties for Stout women the Wari hellbent writer 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