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Oakie goes in for out and buys a string of Roi Flynn puts Down the top of his in driven stands Ewi Toh from Slacks to More relatives move in with the Marx Mayer announces that mems fall crop will be the greatest in the history of the new order president Truman recently proclaimed we Are now carrying out out part of that unite nations strategy under the direction of Admiral Admiral Eisen Admiral Nimitz and the order in which the presi Dent announced the names of the nations five starters has no real according to Autho Rity and command they rank Admiral William George Marshall r Admiral Ernest King Douglas Macarthur Admiral Chester Nimitz 6 Dwight Eisenhower f top Many Admiral Leahy fills a Post created by president Roose of staff to the1 com Mander in he presides at sessions of the nations joint chiefs of also at meetings United nations combined chiefs of the determining Factor is that the ranks were recommended to the Senate on the same confirmed on the same but Admiral Leahy accepted 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an answer from far Ivy still kids himself about a Faux Pas on his first trip to British scribes asked him Why did you come to Post master replied Farley because in on my Avyay to correspondents agree that president Truman is an absolute stickler for As a result of a typists a memo once emanated from his office in which reference was made to the 47 Are you attractive have you that certain air of male authority Are you romantic and Gay do you consider life one great big adventure these Are the that you should answer in the affirmative to qualify As the dream of that Lovely Cornucopia she is May what a Holly Wood writer who authored an i want to get in a National since publication Shes received a roomful of proposals from dopes who Are just wasting some Handy postage fellow know ing Truman said to his Secretary if Harry Truman says there Are 47 states youd better in the morning paper and see which one has t they say in san Francisco that a High state official was chatting with two of 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