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Are vanishing americanisms prompt service thes pressed while you wait we aim to and get immediate attention die columnist de Sullivan and some entertainers had just finished a show for the wounded at and decided to be escorted on a sightseeing trip around the the girl Driver was pointing out places of interest when Olsen indicating an equestrian statue that Robert in formed the new yorker Sullivan said we could Bave used him on our the Virginia girl smiled sweetly if youd had him on your Side you might have won asks the Boston Globe wit of the Freak weather what is so raw As a Day in june on the Steps behind the velvet curtain on tha supreme court Bench the Page boys usually have time to read because of the infrequency which they Are one of the Al ways busies himself scribbling no Tes to his colleagues and these Are Latr i theres something typical Fly american about thic get int there her picture was the first to arrive in the special service office amet in the contest to the most 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pick up a couple of extra trouble with people Back Home is that there adopting a maudlin attitude toward nazi War Crim what they should have in Stead is a Mauldin attitude the Way things Are when you ask a i whats the score he wants to know whether you mean musical or Cri we hear the was Are referring to i wolves As line took 1 High lowered salesmanship of tit Gilbert Beamesderfer of i finally convinced his Fel Low american captors that he was but not until he d spent the 30 most Harrow ing Days of his life mistaken As a wounded German before became too confusing for Beamesderfer was fun Reader in the 35th of the 3rd he remembered leading his men against a Ger Man machine gun nest in France and being hit in the left captured by he was first treated at a fir staid station As an american later found himself placed with some German wounded m evacuation Hospital after he talked German with a nazi medic who cleansed his an inking of his that evening when lie asked a in he was to be operated wherever did she then the surgeon spoke to him reassuringly in German and with Good com Moil grinned and answered in the enemy Beamesderfer was when he came out of his to see an american lieutenant pass ing by his what hardened have we been captured he shouted he  convince pm be said the yank in youre All right youre with your hell shouted the Cor get me out of in an the lieutenant smiled knowingly and walked so Many crazy krauts were pretending to be americans these he lifter ten Days in the German prisoners including our hapless Corporal were Transfer red to a pow Camp in where he managed to rib an inter the Corporal declared he could Tell them things about Penn Sylvania that no one could know unless he had actually lived authorities called in a Philadel phia the nurse was so impressed by corporals discourse on unique customs in Eastern Penn Sylvania that Camp officials cabled for his it was subsequently established that Beamesderfer was Beamesderfer and an the thirtieth Day of his 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