Middle East Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - July 20, 1945, Cairo, Egypt                                Woffin Sofii performance at the White House i the Adful of ties Bear they Ateo snipped and replaced them id Hanson tie president it Ltd showing them his daughters Truman cracked How for a Mno crafts room troops from Trade a Public declaration that she would not Dunkirk waa recaptured by the allies of her household told Lilor of the great Allied advances she added that Dun Tallulah then went off and stayed off pm t 1 it i some later the act that the nazi packet had held out eve beyond be upon con Tallu Lah found out about my mistake very next but  find the nerve to Tell v War correspondent to Quentin nolds who needs a Girdle was ribbed by Eisenhower the other Good quent exclaimed youve lost the Battle of the Jedienne Beatrice Kay rushed out of a preview of her first big part an Diamond Horseshoe and muttered a camera Doest but must it be so a din Ner Glare Luce told an it is becoming obvious that we will not be Able to avoid for the next ten Bob Hope remarked before going on his recent too verse a assignment in taking four Beautiful girls with Tnie so told me they should be quite a tonic to the boys they also told me to keep away from the Medicine Chester the director checked into an eighth floor room at the Waldorf Astoria the entire eighth except for that Small had been turned Over to Hodges and his every time Erskine left his he had to be exam ined by the soldiers who stood guard along the final Erskine Learned that the Gen eral and his staff had he went up to the eighth floor and started toward his room when two husky civilians stopped him and demanded do i have go through this again Erskine sighed and explained the routines he had just gone the Wolf by Sansone Yos As a matter of fact i am rather Busy it comes to shapely legs unless they a of in a be that the candid opinion of thousands of former Barb veterans who Are being redeployed through the acts Hase at Casablanca these Days on their Way to the that belief is shared by the thousands of other gis in the North african at division who Are stationed at bases near Algiers Casablanca and a French legs Are they will never see a pair of fat pins Over some one ought to Start a bicycle Campaign Back in the Guys like to see Nice legs and these French girls have really got French Young and rely on bicycles for transportation for for that sunday with baby comfortably perched in a rumble seat contraption behind Mother who doing the did a Ever see such spokes is a common exclamation in the cities of Africa when gis Are tie gis admit that they Are Nob talking about the same replied the two Fabii the Prince of Iraq has the irrepressible Fields has left a fund of Rich yarns about him wherever he his when he appeared on a Lucky strike radio still wince when they think of his sense of during every Fields would contrive to and lib a line of dialog about my Jit want until eight programs had been aired that they realized what he was doing and clamped Down on any further mentions of Chester sign in the window of a Butcher shop in Indianapolis Mary had a Little we wish we too Usa lantern slides the management of a restaurant in announced that the place will close during july and August until 5 each in a letter to John Rei the restaurants president explained the opening of the race tracks has so diverted the attention of waiters that they will not work during luncheon her face smudged from her Job in a Seattle six foot Marcella Majerus of still admitted to authorities that she had posed As Hus band to two women for More than three acting As Danny miss Majerus was arrested after the 22yearold girl she married in be came suspicious and went to police after More than four months As Man Cind the following classified Adap geared in the Cincinnati enquirer for typist Cle rival you just have to Type a lit what no open i Drill with All the gals skipping around the Beach in diminutive strapless Bra and diaper ant bathing Paramount to Joan Caulfield pulls a fast one by appearing in a sedate one piece and Weiss it Paramount write a sit at a think a try a Well show you the Andrew Jergons the Wall Street journal Points out that if is not the largest City in the world it is not the fault of its chamber of this is what was is sued fro i there recently Zanesville is an exceptionally Rich City so Rich in every Blade of grass has a Green every Bird has a the chimneys have their and the maids Wash our front doors with Gold dust every horse has a Check and every ditch has two Banks even our streets Are flushed and the lawns get a Takeoff when you put a five Dollar Bill in your poc Ket you double and when you take it out you find it can you afford not to live Here sign in front of a Chicago Gaso line station Ethyl is Cohen on the gob it was necessary for people Back Home to smoke glasses in order to View the solar eclipse of july but it was an easy for Over six months Treyve smoked everything if we sea one More horse picture were going to Call that metro Gold Wyn Mare male Call president Truman had better watch that Vodka flowing at pots that a skely place to get 8 having completed the Uso Cir Cuit in the voice May next tour the and we bet gis there Are beginning to wonder which will be easier to Nara or Sumatra thanks to the Japan can now he referred to As the land of the writhing 1 on the japanese hit Para de ought to be in just wild about we believe gis who have served in the Middle East three Yeara should be awarded by native governments the order of backs Heesh ribbon with Palms by Milton creator of Terry and the pirates natural cover quite All in the if you v the will you Rota was follow i with i Slit i Haven will move of 6een so to sta6e l since authentic indeed in by Milton Jqhn lated by comp buy w a r Bonds where your dollars make cents