Middle East Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 10, 1945, Cairo, Egypt                                L 4 Lolitte Eft Ettima f Ito on the h officers 1 Ade Public a better to Stim he asserted that Supply Imes and shipping would make it impossible to Rede ploy More than men to the end of Ohnson August 2 statement that you must have an of Meri is and Snipes n to the on appearing in the last edition of Stan and it is my opinion and the opinion of others Here who knew that the pages of an army news paper is no place for malicious and lit Elous statements against a Man who is no longer Here to de fend to next 18 transportation it Means a serious manpower shortage vital it that reconversion is Stym r j it Means that we Are to have mass at the very moment when unemployment is at its the Colorado senator declared that Macarthur must have every Man he possibly can but he added Supply Minos to a bottleneck is not our de shipping facilities no thing can be done to increase them under your revolving 0o percent 01 men now Iri Tae South Racine Are overdue Tor Many of Mem have Over three years 01 foreign if we transport an average 01 men per Day until we win Nave transporter new so tuers to the Jap anese tront but attrition irom ail sources on an average of per Montt will withdraw men the front and wiil leave us when news in Dolored to a actress the personal opinions of the editor becomes and such w84 would be the to acknowledge thai tie is no d typical i and if the Soldier who wrote that paragraph is a typical Loti Nemal should be glad that he is Cpl Helen Dudley wac Camp Huckstep first the Salt Lake pity sprite Joseph Manning observed his Hooth birthday last week by working his usual eight hour shift in the de livery department of the Clearfield naval leniency for Law vets a new York court of appears has ruled that honorable discharged veterans who served a year in the Armedi forces under the draft act and had completed their studies at an approved Law school May be admitted to practice without taking the bar the ruling likewise applies to veterans who had completed two thirds of their Law training before entering the ser Lear to retire Washington Ben former Deputy commander under Eisenhower in will retire from Active service in san and flt japanese not warned about 4me aft were int which a surfed in the burmese Tell of a Jap picked up on of the Eig Arete and began smoking he lost verboten returning vets from a certain prison Camp deep in the Reich Tell this one on their German seems that the i prisoners tamed Kraut guard dogs by slipping them this went on for some time until the Guardis two legged ones discovered the dogs boldly fraternizing with the lying on their wagging their tails and showing no animosity the Jerries posted a forbidding dogs to accept food from sound and fuehrer the Camp daily Bulle tin recently ran a notice request ing a Good paperhanger to reaper the Home of a by the end of the the Soldier who inserted the and was ready for a Section for the Telephone had jangled incessantly Andi for hours he had listened to the inevitable this is when do i Start men in the Johnson asked Stimson if Hie calculations Are not in truth extremely adding caustically that no mumble Jumble answer will do this Taft Speaks too Johnsons View was shared by Ohio who in the course of the proposed pro Gram for Congress declared that the stubborn policy of the in maintain ing an army As tag As it was on be Day should be it is impossible to see How even men can be used in the War against Japan and we still have about on the other Elto Ert Utah Democrat and chair Man of the Senate military affairs assailed senatorial criticism of army size and deplored the general Rush to collapse the armed the army really started some thing when the first Man was let out As said connoisseur one wonders if Orans i Art noted by a backlog is still search ing for that Painter called observed in an Oran Art the Soldier and Bis buddy were glancing at a to which was attached a Small card on the lower right hand the card read we huh in French Means said the observant i who is that Guy vend anyway Ive seen a lot of his paintings finally an appropriate and spend lid liquid Wetth which to Christen an army plane even an army plane was just the Job when the lady of Peoria was christened in the town of the same it was almost a doing the Coney slugged the planes prow seven times with the Beri boned bottle of finally admitted Complete Frank associate chairman of the Peoria 7th War loan gallantly took Over and got suds on the third condition of the plane after a Nail ing was not Bushman Holiday a Spe Cial service whose Job if is to provide army personnel at fort Leonard with current Cine Natty act ions trekked off to Pittsburgh on right he visited a theatrical club and promptly won the door prize two tickets to a but he seems to run a radio station and writes a co Lumn of Fyke Somei its a bit that column it tests and that v might be the in Santa week week out under is byline with the heading Juze and he talks about things happen at a radio you know radio stations now that weve written All these Nice things about hell probably Stop writing the co Well As we he talks about what goes on at hucksters like How the have fun running parodies such As dont Send me Home and Freddy with the moulting which is been Kinda rough on Ifred tests Juze out that Way have their Lor Juze is under censorship control of egyptian state an organization that Doest think the word Maneesh is Mest also says Hes on the track of Donovan if youve got a that a swell recorded mystery program that comes in two last year the first part was played and then the next week no one could find part this Bob Juze will give it plenty of Bally Hoo and not lose the second that How he writes his huh just talks about what he does All lets How could we write about our search for the missing 16 Points that keep us from Bein in that exclusive 85 set Wotta column that might the army a great place for All heres Back log with news of one on feature stories in it Points out every Day hundreds of Good feature stories go to waste in Naff because no one takes the trouble to write them division notoriously in do not have the staffs to do the in order to encourage enlisted personnel in the division to become reporters for both their base papers and a feature writing contest has been theres 80 Bucks in a limit of 600 words to the stories and ail enlisted personnel attached or assigned to Naff Are its a smart idea Tor a set to run for the month of bet the Boysell pick up a pack of usable we of Soho who ii Lor and Wash has a whopping contest fraught with significance Tor All its for the meritorious service with the Pla tiie As a Reward for organizations performing their duty in a Superior manner and showing exceptional Devotion to sides the Basic behaviour qualities vital to such a the Tri poli command has a special Board which will make a weekly award to the outstanding Soldier of the unite competing in the Tripoli area Are squadrons d and the 93rd Sta Tion Hospital the 57th macs detachment and the 19th weather those boys will be on their toes from August 1 until 1 and As far As were concerned 1 cant get Here any too that a mighty Fine piece Tom Troy wrote under the head ing funny or not funny in desert were not Able to print it All but after listing some of the Marks of poverty Hes noted in the Middle East and observing that there not he Points out but there is something funny about the people who stand on the memory Ninny because their attride unreal and they live in an if Iii world to which the arabs dont they Are out 4 that they Are in the world and yet they Are out of this they Are funny because they have fought an enemy who preached race re orly while they themselves be Lleve in race Hood editorial comings and goings High spot both Algiers and Tunis i the formers briefing has Heel with Cecil Sansbury As and Joel Petasky As assistant i Tincel Phi Tekeyah remains As artist and Eddie Egen in charge of Public relations has put the Bee on its assigned Ray Duffy and Erwin though  continue to write their feature and further East in Tunisia anti cd july 28 edition comes out with1 the news that this is the last until August after its usual annual two weeks Ai bit strange for a paper to Knock off for two but then Why not when youve got a Small staff that the Best Way to do editors Jack Silverman and Jack Cordier have the right Good Boya Abadan dust rag explains the complicated Story As to Why pfc Manuel Perez head tailor at the is probably the army Only official combination of tailor and before the new base married not so Long Wal gooses industrious Crew in classification noted a very Odd selection of the allotment of one 234 tailor had been with drawn and a place for an 035 bricklayer had been made on the new since the Post had a definite need for a tailor and Lite for a bricklayer the classification sharpies handed the bricklayers rating Over to the pm Andi draped it gently on the bewildered head of Gordon weel adds he undoubtedly goes cheer fully to work each morning carry ing his buttons in a hod1 Carrier and sewing them on with a lightning flashes theres something a Little sad about Morton Goldbergs adventures at it happened while the Zero beat Man was up from trea on he was at the air priorities office making arrangements about his trip when the Corporal sent him to see the persian Gulf command Liaison because she thought Eritrea was in the persian Gulf which is a pretty bitter thing to say in front of a Guy who spent plenty of Gold sleeve stripes knowing full Well that Eritrea is a part of the Middle East dope has a in fitly titled sports the wailing Wall Len chief with some pretty Plain speaking by the sports Only just gotten round to admiring sky masters own comic pvt Payne by Well give you a taste of him next Points with Pride to the Boom work going on at Mallard Field coping with attaining a goal of 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