Middle East Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 24, 1945, Cairo, Egypt Of ill display y will Clau and always aide 4 6ffers from exclusively in me Tyl Colgat hair tonic concern to before came the outfit a Toupee if Tyl a jul former kid sing for leg Jimmy Durante a hol Lywood marriage is a helluva Way spend a j it it Georgie Jesse now that Hes a big has a swimming Pool that he likes to saunter around wearing a a Bathrobe and an expensive when asked what he named his big the old timer looked Over the Pool the Barbecue pit and the then replied in calling it a far a cry from where i to Mary Astor unveiled the fact the other Day that a Well known actress steals scenes by bending Over in a very Bowcut dress in front of the remarked miss As Tor to steal a scene from i would have to strip to the Waist Constance Bennett and a female movie columnist have been feuding for several recently the writer panned miss Bennetts new Faris but Connie has proof the Panner didst the the other Day they met on a youre awfully pretty to be such a snapped the in not the worst bin retorted the Collin but youre running me a close second clawed Connie the punchline of this Story is that after that they did not be come close cracked Milton Berle at the microphone nowadays you can find a Scutt Only three places at the end of a at the end of a and in front of an inside lines president tru Man is a cartoon he has ordered the White House hallway Lead to Cam tet room originals of cartoons drawn for him since he became Lena Home is purchaser of a Swank Midtown and the up pity neighbors Are in a Mao Arthurs fancy which designed As a Field marshal in the philippine Are made for him by Cavanaghh exclusive Park Avenue hat the Caps with the handsome Gold embroidery on the visor and Lau Remeau Side webbing Costi wiil Hays office announced that it could not permit National release of the full length documentary film of the nazi atrocities because the Isiord Damn appeared several times on the sound however the office passed Warners air where John Garfield at the wreckage of Pearl Harbor and muttered Damn Damn Damn them among the stories about return ing servicemen is the current chuckle about the ships Home on who was setting with his cat before the his wife had to go visit relatives and warned to keep Eye on the she left the gunner foil a gust of wind blow the newspaper near the coals and started just the Little woman took one look at her husband sleeping be fore the Blaze and screamed fire the Sailor leapt to Tore open the door of the rammed in the slammed the door and cried 1 gun ready paragraphs on personalities columnist Earl musing on the artifices correspondents use to pad their expense a relates about George the ins who was hard put to account for 954 in George ran into a London correspondent who said he frequently entered expenditures for one baffled London not quite knowing what a spindle let it so Lait listed Purchase of grop 3 pounds next week he listed overhauling of Groppi and the week after cleaning and Oil ing of the Home office never found out Groppi is the name of an ice Cream Gertrude lawrences Kif i tvs gives you an idea of How hard of Summers beaches a Star tells about the time appeared i hot first legitimate play in Noel Coward cabled legitimate at last wont Mother be pleased it Iff at a Washington dinner Harry Truman was asked by a lady do you think America is ready for inter nationalism i think said Truman but dont you read the news papers the lady continued replied then How can you say America is for internationalism Inot Only read the newspapers you but i also read the other still the favorite of Alec Wool Loots yarns concerns the Young and pretty actress who went out Garden with Wells during a weekend later in the evening the alarmed hostess went to the girls room and warned my if youre not youll find yourself the shape of things to Bing at a Bond reminded everybody that Bob Hope is also a terrible As it he added child Ren All look like they All Hare the same and when they line you cant Tell their profiles from a Cohen on the cob science is certainly marching on not so Long ago it was Man who was splitting the atom what gets us is that while the bombers Are getting bigger and the bombs Are getting smaller and p put some of the at Home Are to find a Best they can do on some this Lucky Little Wotta Wotta buoy sum of two million dollars for and at the same time the atomic bomb gave them a yen for the Allied crime commission says it will pay particular Atten Tion to whatever Goering has to probably because his thoughts represent a Large body of two years training with the americans seems to have developed the chinese into they recently seized Soochow and All we know is that when we finally leave the Middle East were going to write a Book called Farewell to thus changing world radio list ening to broadcasts from radio agree that things have certainly the erstwhile nazi station was broadcasting the of russian War Washington the Navy has revealed that its new Concrete ice Cream Barge now ready for Tangier to ice Cream hungry sailors on Small naval Craft in the Pacific the Wolf by a Wini by that atomic bombing is the first tune anyone Laid such a devas Tating egg since the death of Vau male Call we hear that Hirohito has Given s japanese people a personal by Sansone dont leave theres a girl for everybody to the Pacific and you want my on by Milton creator of Terry and the pirates each has peos lems i dip a Touk out there and the Boss i might give you the on some of the changes that will take puce cant ship see ratio rec that 15 change no Meek buy a r Bonds where your dollars make cents
