Strasbourg Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 20, 1945, Strasbourg, Alsace Foolish world rejects his most promising inventions Rube Goldberg May have a priority on weird and impractical but by no Means has he a Ernest swim Darkroom Demon of the depot photo 37th gazes air not Only diagrams fantastic he builds among his Goldberg Ian fanta sies Are an automatic cadence counter a huge mass of pipes lights Able to perform All the dismal duties of and a portable capable of alcoholic ally assimilating in a foot at the tender age of when most kids Are wondering if Susie Smith next door could hold her own in a rough and Ernie was guiding his childish fingers in the creation of a strip teasing while the other urchins would gayly scramble about the streets of new lisping the strains of East West our whimsical wonder would be hard at it fashioning an automatic confetti throwing or a self lighting the noon giver growing info inventive Young he was the off enter of attraction at de Witt Clinton High new his classes in French has our eerie Edison Stop Ped for while but he locked him self in a Small listening to a recording of the last round up Over and he then dizzily came up with the amazing noun a Complex network of strings and theoretically Able to produce the Correct answer to grammatical his teacher was entranced until a string broke and snap used nouns were flying about like alphabetical swimmers startling device to keep coed skirts from blowing and Yon in the wind was fundamentally but the other male muttering about Lynching forced him to abandon this though provoking bored with watching people at painfully trying to polite by grasping one at a he concocted a Gadget when filled with fits on the connected by a Hose to the Corner of the a foot Nedal by Joseph Conroy sends a single Goober through the the eater then inclines his head to receive the planters pro mentally thanking our eccentric he was voted most inventive in his graduating class in High featured class and once starred in a lbs service on a National swimmers career in the army has to say the in the blaring repetition of of Basic training led him to the invention of his automatic cadence consisting of a big Ben alarm clock and a sounding Board and it fitted somewhat uncomfortably on the Drill instruct being of an unchanging and harsh notoriously Opu owed to it was i politely re crying so temper to he broke it to he continued on his departure from the conventional at Harlingen when he became Crew chief of seven at6s simultaneously the unappreciated machine at Field he introduced his minature which met with great acclaim from All in the squad especially those from the ozarks the unfortunate odor which accompanied this master piece led to its when a Strong wind blew i the direction of gassing the Hal Lowed Halls of his up machine was never actually it lacked a visionary with enough material and Faith to Back the diagram had pushers shuddering All Over the though the end of their despotism was his makeup invention is particularly recommended to citizen it is i practically Infalvi even after a big night at the local a shrill alarm goes off at the desired whistles balloons break noisily and water cascades to and so you prefer a Little company up swimmer is 21 years of hails from new York and has been in the army three Hes been overseas five months and his ultimate goal in impractical invention substitute for women december 1945 stars and gds h they have 85 Points Between pm cot Bergian swimmer on the cad photo maids and magic first on cmdr stage touring amet installations in route to India maids and a Tyso became the first stage show to play the cd theater at the show is headed by Al Verdi and his acting As Bob Damons mar Jorie Edwards Tosca and Lippis dances and sister Lila and Annabelle Escoe Complete the com at Musk for All an Al Brahms program monday at an a Lwagner thursday at and and including the choral saturday at highlight the recorded programs of the music for All shakespearean actor John Trevor will Ive two performances of his Oneman newly on tuesday night at 9 and wednesday at the talks by Fairman on ancient linked with the cur rent Tours to will continue on monday at Ever see a Knuck Bustin cd Jim Well heres Lite and from their Independent revealed in the manner of these Chi wac track Drivers headed via we think will have raid time becoming adjusted to being demurs and helpless for them it has been a Short Jaunt they have about 85 Points Between the five of most of them wanted to remain in India for longer than five where they i eyed semis and intr the aah air but were replaced by Karachi an gear hammers and Thui forced setting above honk Tonky but it was All staged for the they Are drinking near the Mim to hotel where they were plus Hing out the next the Shine was not ask photographer ack Mooney who footed the these wac the first of a group of Nineteen to through Case Are not getting they will be reassigned to Al and its Hist possible be shoving freight info Baton Rouge a Tenton the lefties from left to right Ruth Winnie a Kunstt Margaret Iowa Haxel Jean and Naomi apparently the wac truckers to is tighter than the skin Between Duck ame rican civilians at d hah ran offer gis hospitality and air conditioning by Matt Mcdade i Dhahran Here where an american Soldier is outnumbered by Eye Tiea and Arab there int much to remind a Man Hes a Soldier until restrictions on the men Haive been few behaviour exem theres no room or need for the superficial cities and inevitable Chicken of an established army the Days Drift into one another with a monotonous punctuated Only in when Hal holidays Are up the is another group of theirs is still another and a i bus shuttles from Hells half Moon to town along the three Miles of unpaved Road from which a wide arc of the iridescent persian Gulf is visible by Day and on Moonlight its a bumpy Road and the backseat Drivers repeatedly you missed sack rotation the american Community at Dhahran is established in the midst of the fabulously Rich Oil Field of dam Mam where Aramco Stabi Lizer separates the poisonous and smelly Hydrogen Sulphide from the crude step in the complicated process of the thousands of citizens who live in this Community Range from a few trained nurses to educated Young engineers and wizened they have transported their own Way of and culture to the windswept desert of saudi they play softball and see american movies Are imported and Are planning a Donkey steeplechase around the Village or softball on new years of Are bitten by wanderlust and admittedly fond of overseas but like talk wistfully of sweating out their hitches and getting Home to and like they dont wait so conscious of the discrepancy in living immensely Inte rested in the project Down in the americans of Aramco have extended a Welcome hand to their offered freely their splendid some who have formed friendships with Aramco come to town nightly to enjoy the luxury of warm show ers and Cool living where you can sip Rabat Beer and listen to shortwave radio pro during the intense heat of late summer when abets engineers arrived in the an amusing but logical rotation system was upon Shumateu Aramco consented despite its housing to lease a pair of its air cooled Homes to the 16 men were permitted to come up nightly to Dine and pass a comfortable night in a bouncy bed amid de Licious alter next they returned to Camp and were replaced by 16 others in the As a morale Aramco Dhahran has proved Why wed have gone off our rocks without says Robert sky pilots assistant had a Date with maps in Iran Black Market him self As a native buyer of stolen chaplains assistant Edward Klein slipped through the Bazaar at Horrum Shah and then disappeared into a Small mud Hovel harbouring Black after he had feigned an illegal transaction during a dramatic the maps arrived according to plan and seized Many native bios that had eluded them for Many who for More than two years had been chaplain Kellys Aid in was Enro Ute Home when the ports Provost Marshall chose him for the risky Job after learning the i spoke the native language Farsi As a utterly As the local the maps had been trying for a Long time to pin Down their suspects with the stolen goods but until Klein volunteered to they had been natives were suspicious in civilian the first he had worn in three Klein entered the bowed in subservient persian said Salaam and stated his Busi Ness i am prepared to pay a reasonable Price for anything you have to the who at first were suspicious of the later took him into their Confidence after he so convincingly portrayed the role of a Shady for by Ralph Viggers one whose whole army life had taken place within the Serene Walla of a his was a Superb Job of after three queasy hours of try ing the illegal marketeers consented to they Lead the was to their they uncovered two pm radios from under a pile of three rifles from under a mattress and several Pis Tols from Between layers of dung that had been drying in the Back Yard for fuel it was now time for Klein to Lay the dough on the line and carry off the the maps were due to arrive arty minute As had been Klein stalled for the this made operators they fingered their Long sensing they were victims of some sort of the maps came just in time to prevent a end to the Amateur to make the Nab look real and so As not to reveal the identify of Klein in Case he was destined to do More work of this the maps gave the chaplains assistant a Good beat who is now in Casablanca awaiting a ship to his Home in new when asked about the uneasy moments before the arrived and the beating he received from almost Worth it just to tie Able to get into civilian Lothea
