European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - July 11, 1963, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 16 the stars and stripes Thun Day july 11, 1963 putting English on rhyming Slang Cockney film gets subtitles by John kboeoeb848 London Bureau to has finally happened Brit Al Lih movie with Lutol tics for american it s Cockney not the queen1 English that Hai Bee throwing new yorkers. The film about London s Eastend la oiled sparrows can t sing the Cockney All born within the sound of St. s Bells Converse in their own Dos ten calve rhyming Slang so that you almost need a cryptographer not a interpreter to do the translation. The exclusive code includes such colourful terminology As cheese and kisses 1 for or trouble an strife for wife pot and pan Tor the old Man husband Teapot lids or god forbids for kids and rat and mouse for his Book Fabian of the Yard sex superintendent Robert Fabian of Scotland Yard gave this Choice example of rhyming Slang spiced with underworld jargon. "1 waa slipping Down the Frog Frog and Toad Road and linked up with a Connaught Ranger stranger. We went to an ooze pub also Rubadu dub for a pen and Ink drink. I bunged Down a to Sheroon halt a Crown for two pig s ears Beers and the con n ought scampered ran away with my smash change. I tails Fol Low him off and on to a tub bus. He tumbles discovers the tall and off to gets. I stick to the tall movie land unchanged As actors do reruns tool Lywood up movie jut land Era be As As predictable As the results of an impartial test of Brand x against a sponsor product on television. Before the year is out these things Are almost lure to take place Jayne Mansfield will announce a reconciliation and or another divorce action against Mickey har altar the Shurlock office Hollywood s censor division will refuse to give Seal of approval to a movie which will treble Ita Box office because of the publicity some dramatic actress will Tell a reporter in All seriousness that she is switching to comedy. Some comedienne will announce to a blare of Trumpeta that she cant fulfil herself until she plays a washed up Star of yesteryear will land a it pert in a new movie and will be quoted As laying what do you mean a comeback Tite never been Pat Boon will write another Book of advice for teenagers or Acme other age flipping move Star will accept a starring role in a weekly television series with the excite it s a pugnacious drunk will take a awing at a movie hero to a night club and then file suit when the taking advantage of the tax situation. A Hollywood bigwig will announce movies Are better than Ever just before the release of another epic a bleached blonde whose actin experience waa limited to her senior class play will Stab her boy Friend on Hollywood Boulevard and the headline will read actress kills Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton will recoup the headlines from Chr Laune Keeler and Stephen Ward. An actor actress marriage will hit the rocks and both parolee will announce we re still a method actor will ruin a Good movie by scratching himself instead of kissing the leading lady. A Broadway Star will come to Hollywood Flop in a movie and re turn to new York denouncing the film capital a i artistic and in habited by barbarian. The television ratings win kill off a dozen Good shows and Thelosen Wui cry that the ratings should be investigated. A mar who makes his Home abroad and almost All of his movies in Europe will return to Holly Wood Tor a visit and deny a is court oks pad for Brenda Lee fax Nashville up Singer 11 Brand Lee has chancery court approval to sign a 20-year contract with deck records Lac Guaran teeing her at last so too a year. Chancellor Ned Lent also approved a contract for Mlaka Lee with her manager. Dub Allbritten. It guarantees him 90 per cent of her yearly earnings to least 17.0001 kiss Lee is in and cannot with out court approval enter into con Tacti until he 91st bar Day. The contract with Decca also Calls Lor a minimum guarantee fora movie contract theater prints Lemmon Shirley Madeline Hollywood api Jack urn Mon and 3hirle Maclane became the Hill and 142nd movie Tara to have Theu footprints placed in Cement in the Forecourt of Ana Man s chinese theater. The two Star in Irma la Douce which is the next attraction at the famed showplace. Oars Mao Dan Blocker popu Lar Star of banana to shows la an angry rancher whose wife interest in fran Sinatra itar of the movie come blow you Horn. Requires some tall explain ing. 7he wife Phyllis Mccolm plays up to husband ban. And Down the Rattler subway he goes. 1 does him proper to the North and South Mouth and Home Sweet Home Heads for Home. Bash Bash on the Rory Rory Moore door and there s the cheese and kisses and god forbids. Up the apples apples and Peers stairs to you the tart and into the Uncle Ned bed and put your loaf loaf of bread head on the weeping Willow Pillow Pandofi to to Peep asleep the next time you re around an of London s Street markets or play ing Button Button with a Pearly in a pub you can test your own rhyming vocabulary for bit Ter or for Don t say Money but bees and and when you go for a Ball of Chalk walk in the win Ter better wrap a Scarf around your Bushel and Peck neck. Or Call a flounder and dab tax Loeb usually abbreviated to flounder. Don t expect the cab Bie to have change for a cock and Hen 10-Pound note or Jack s alive fiver. Keep it clean keep your i suppose Noaa clean or you May end up in flowery Dell cell Courtesy of a Grasshopper Copper or the Sweeney Todd flying squad particularly frowned upon Are speeding in your Jam Jar motorcar or dipping your greedy Paw into the Jack and Jill till. That would qualify you As a Tea Leaf thief but we be got enough to worry about with just growing old our Jimmy Prescott Wals cont and whistle and flute suit bulge and our Joe Blake cake practically melts from the Jer Lelatt fire of the candles. However a glance at the Linen Draper news paper always reassures that life could be worse. You can Only Hope that when the Mike Halone Telephone rings it will bring Good news. If not. Just Hope you have the Newington Butta guts or once a week Cheek to see it stiff pimple and Blotch scotch May help your morale. A Shine for your Daisy roots boots or a dig la the grave shave May Havethe same effect holler Bora holler but too much starch in your holler boys holler Collar May make your mince plea eyes bulge. Of course the gals Are Only Wor ried about their Barnet fair hair while the Guys Are More concerned about How much bees and Honey they have in their skyrocket pocket. Too Little can really push you into a Jolly Homer Corners that you May be required to pass the tit for Tat hat therefore it makes eighteen Pence sense to take your Birdlike time and wait until a Job with sufficient Rock of Ages wages comes and enjoy a Rosy Lea to and an oily rag fag. Just dont let your plates of meat feet get rattles in the Mold cold. If you feel peas in the pot hot try your hand it walk Lenards cards. When you sit at the Cain and Abel table make sure the game in t strip poker or you May end up losing your Dickie dirt shirt and Council houses trousers. Remember you re on your Todd Sloane own. Even Man s Best Friend a Cher by hog dog won t be Able to help Vou. Movie review id our of army and an Force Jui week Lover com Back a when Avenue tattle a u Boek Hudson and Dorb Day Are featured to this comedy of Tolen More Rutling account. Revival. Color. A today is Thun Day. July 11. The192nd Day of 1963 with 173 to Moon is approaching last Quarter. 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Plant Luce 42. Total 43. Distress signal 45. Fuss 47. Donkeys. English uplandsd4. Branching figure 57. Slim 89. Weight la Douce 61. Depend 62. Sorrowful63. Profound in Mai 1 preserves3. On the sheltered side3. Center .retains5. Jostle 6. Magician s Rod answer to yesterday Puzzle. Average time of solution m nun. King features Syndicate 7-118. Discordant sound 9. Tests 10. Yugoslavian ladder 11 killed 17. Early Garden 19. Ocean 33. Epic poetry 25. Lablum36. Male Turkey 97. Khan 28. Private30. Before 31. Seines 32. Epoch 33. Slight taste 35. Australia Bird 39 khayyam40. Turf 44. Firm 45. Jewish month46.erase 48. Perches49. Portico 51. Existed 52. Title 53. Fnstener55. Arid 56. Conclusion
