European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - June 23, 1977, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 the stars and stripes thursday. June 23, 1977 new York Klein the lawyer was mar ried for some time to a woman with dark. Hair prominent cheekbones and slightly protruding Teeth. He also cheated with Sev eral girls who looked exactly like this. Heathen left his wife for one of these girls and that is where his trouble which is now end less All started. When Klein left his first wife he took a apartment on Queens blvd. For $550 a month. This meant he now was paying rent for him self for his Law office for his first wife and also for the apartment of his girl month he wandered around wonder ing How he could meet All these pay More rent than David Rockefeller Klein the lawyer , in court defending a criminal Klein flights with a Swift bitter intelligence. But once Klein the lawyer gets out into daily life conducting his own affairs he thinks As Wellas any Camel. How do you get into this kind of mess he was asked. Girls make me feel tall Klein Day his girl Friend decided to become Klein s new wife and she moved in with was particularly proud that she had slipped out of her apartment building while still owing two months rent. Was t that smart of me i saved you Money she said. Klein the lawyer Shook his head. I go thieves All Day in court what do i need one Home for he said."1 thought i was doing something Surv it the new wife started to say something and then he decided to forget it the wars would Comein time. One Day. Klein was in his office when he received a notice from the landlord. It said that the office building had been sold to the same company that owned the apartment building from which his second wife had ducked. A new owner of the office building could mean trouble. Klein thought. Or if removed quickly. It could be an Opportunity. When the new manager of the office build ing came on the scene Klein the lawyer went to see May not believe this but i want to pay you two months in rent for somebody who ran out of your apartment to going to Tell you something the new office building manager said if All the people in this building Are As Classy As you Are this is going to be the greatest Job i Ever Klein walked out smiling. In talking of any rent raises he thought the new landlord would certainly recall Klein s new office building manager of course went to his partners and reported that the lawyer named Klein was an absolute sucker and should be trimmed at Days later Klein received a notice from his new landlord that because of in creased taxes the rent of Klein s office was to be virtually doubled. Klein put the notice into his pocket and went to court where he won a murder Case. The notice was forgot ten. Then a subsequent note arrived saying that Klein the lawyer should buy a tarpaulins his Law books would not be wet when they were put out onto the the lawyer received the notice on the same Day that his regular office rent was due. As were the rents for his own apart ment and for the apartment of his first was barely meeting these Bills As it was. The added Money for the rent of his office was just enough to insure life s again scor ing a resounding Victory Over Klein walked across Queens blvd., he was nearly hit by a bus. He cursed at the bus Driver for missing him. Then he continued to court where a client was waiting in the third floor hallway. The client still owed Klein 11,500."you look worried Counselor the client make me Happy Klein said. Yeah Well but i told you i can t Havethe Money for you until these friends of mine you know do what they have to do an come up with it for me the client said. The client looked like he talked a Are you Here for Klein said. the client is Small Klein is and perhaps not a devastating puncher under Normal conditions. But when pressed for Money to pay for women Klein is an armoured column. When Klein Falls in love even murderers quake. On this occasion the assault client flattened into a phone Booth and began calling Venice statue damaged Venice up thieves toppled an damaged a 440-Poimd Bronze Renaissance statue in an attempt to remove it from it Pedestal in St. Mark s Square. They fled when a watchman alerted by the noise called police. Experts said damage to the allegorical statue of peace by 16th-Centuryartist a Ansovino could be repaired. The bums he Loans around with. And All after noon while Klein the lawyer bellowed to the court that his client was an honest Man decent person friends of the client arrived at the courtroom stood in the hallway an handed Klein Money during the recesses. But at the end of the Day with the Money eaten up by the big rent increase for his office. Klein the lawyer fingered a few lonely Bills in his pocket. He sat in gloom in front of the television set. Then he looked Athis second wife. He thought of her two months rent that had started the wholeness. You re stupid Klein said to never bothered you before this she does now Klein said. As the Days went by the Tempo of Battleson Klein s apartment picked up. And one Day last week Klein the lawyer came onto Queens blvd. And he told a rental agent to get him a new it for me right away i need a land ing Klein rents Are going up. It s going to be murder the agent the lawyer held up his hands. What could he do he stood on Queens blvd. An looked up into the hot Sun and swore to the sky that he would get am going Home and make friends with her Klein said. Then when she think things Are going Tine i am going to walk out on her. Shell go crazy trying to figure out what he smiled. He liked that. Then he continued with his vow. And then i m never going to get caught with anybody As dumb As this one i just had. I Learned my lesson for life. I m not going to live under the spell of these broads for the rest of my his glasses blazed in the night fell on Queens blvd., Klein the lawyer was in the part one bar. He had his fifth Rob Roy in one hand. The other hand was a Vise about the hand of a girl who Athirst looked like both his sex first wife and his new wife but was won two murder cases this month Klein the lawyer told the that must be some fun the girl said. Play some music on the the lawyer got up and played re cords. 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I now realize this dynamite Laden affair has got to Stop before serious damage is done. But i Verun into an unexpected problem. Ron insists we keep on tilt he finishes school which is two years away. He promised to continue Light dating for appearances would be impossible to end this affair so Long As Ron re Mains under this roof. My prob Lem is what to Tell Dan. Why do 1want his brother out of the House the thought that Ron might squeal is not an impossibility. Please in Utah dear Ner Tell Dan two Yean of playing substitute mama or us brother is enough and you fee the need for privacy. Moreover Bod at age 20, should learn to manage us own laundry meal etc., Ai a matter of ind Epen of dec if be squeals be is a total rat. Pat him out of the Bouse and take your chances. Dear Ann Landers i Ain the wife of a physician who needs one of your Best answers. I am no the Only one with this problem. You would be helping Man people if you responded in print. I can t count the number of friends and relatives who have phoned and asked me what to do about an ache or a pain or worse yet asked me to talk to my husband and get his opinion of their medical Don t supposedly Intelli gent people understand i doctor s wife is not qualified to give medical advice. 2 no doctor can make an adequate diagnosis based on facts obtained from an intermediary. I hate to be impolite but i Don know what to say to these people. Can you suggest something ?s wife in Casper dear wife Why Don t you dip this column keep it near the phone and read from ii the Only thing Yon might add is the suggestion that he or Sherall the doctor s office and make an appointment dear Ann please give ugh some better advice. She s the lady who found the worm in he food and hates to think of eating at Mary s House again. As i see it she has three choices
