European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 20, 1978, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Rianon too january the stars and stripes Page ii we recall a fan who humpty bog Art cashing checks at a when James Thurber lived Here in Connecticut to the pretty Little town of West he had a cleaning lady who came every Day Traung a glory of Delia was her and she used to ask questions do you want Cre tonnes in your soup tonight or she would inform her employer that the Lawn was covered with not medieval Arrow makers As the dictionary but Birds that other Les gifted wordsmiths called speaking pure Lewis Delia would after Wocky while she dusted about her brother who worked at the town where they burned the and another who got High Marks in his Silver service and a Beautiful sister who tragically died Young after she got tuberculosis in her Teeth and to went All through her the Art of speaking obverse de livering a glancing blow to a cliche so that you dont quite tit the Nail on the happily has not vanished from the lips of the common the everyday conversationalist who probably watches television too much but Doest quite listen to it wrote George is the door to in the building where i work in new there is an inventive linguist who leaves the door and sometimes hanging off the almost every time be opens his the Denver Broncos Oakland raiders football playoff he was a real Cliff trailing further glories of the same rhetorician explained that teen aged jockey Steven despite his baby was no shrinking Vio Hes Tough As they he once spoke sadly of a Friend whose marriage was breaking up because the wife drank like a fish out of both my Mother and my father had this ability to put a Little extra English on the Queens so that words came out a Charles planning visit to Brazil and Venezuela London Dpi Prince Charles is to visit South America in March and will spend ust Over two weeks in Brazil and Buckingham Palace said to will be the princes first official Over seas tour since his visits to North America and Australia last year As part of the celebrations marking Queen Elizabeths Silver Jaunty like the Way Rex har Rison wore his Tweed my Mother thought i kept my 18foot Sailboat at the probably be cause there was an italian restaurant at the end of the i told her i was going out to Nebraska to do a Story on the wheat Harvest she Are those the migraine workers i had to Tell her the migraine workers were reporters sent out to wheat farms looking for stories dreamed up by Bosses bom on wheat dad liked crossing the country by Grey hound because it was very but disliked the Muriels in the state Ca Pitol at Baton he had a Friend at work who complained of too Many flies in the but was at Madison Square Garden the night Bobby Orr did the mexi can hat the Friend was badly Hurt in a profane Gas explosion and wound up in the expensive care unit at clares this facility for fracturing the obvious with a karate chop must have rubbed off because in Washington recently i found myself complimenting a Beautiful Mother of six teenage girls with the line you look younger than All your daughters put the sports in seems to lend itself to this sort the new or leans tune Picayune had a Stringer Cor respondent for High school games who wrote that Baton Rouge and is Rouma fought to a scoreless tie in the annual re Newal of but the game actually was much closer than the score in then there was the night when heavy weight Kingfish Levinsky was carried Back to his dressing room after being pole axed by Joe Louis in the first round and told reporters he had been knocked into a As manager Joe Jacobs said after Louis dispatched his two ton Tony to Lewis Carrol Lland in four rounds we should have stood in Harry the immortal Mogul of co Lumbia said it Best to his Rounda ble of Yemen i could be but to his language was As precise and Origi Nal As the Deputy sheriff who phoned Howard the columnist on the to report that a Passen Ger drowned on the Algiers ferry when be leaned against a Section of railing that was sic transit Gloria which in Howard co Sells latin dictionary Means Tennessee has got to get some Momen Tum going in the second on 1 cashed an american express Check at the american express in Panzer this Check was made out to me for the Neucom officer club where in before i could Cash this Check i showed he cashier my id which is an a form 174 the cashier called the the manager asked me to sur Render my id which i he checked the Back of the id card to see if i was authorized to Cash the Check at the my address where i and social Security number were on the Back of the the manager told the cashier that she had to make sure that i was authorized to use the make sure my id card number was on the expiration Date of the Bank social Security place of and Telephone my question with this being an Ameri can express from a my livery my name on the front and my social Security place of employ ment with  this have been sufficient to Cash the Check 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