European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 30, 1978, Darmstadt, Hesse Art Buchwald january 1978 the stars and stripes Page 11 Washington every year they give different one year they Call it the Hong Kong year they Call it Vliss Aichen Tew no matter what they Call to the has Plain the problem with i la that ii has no set Fotta not am of those glamorous you can nuke an entire movie when you Call someone up and say it five got the they dont ill be fight usual response til see you in August even doctors dont want to talk to people who have the most of them leave strict with their u anyone and tyls you they have the Huim in Wise to those so when 1 called my doctor and the nurse asked what i nothing Juat Tell the doctor i was sawing Down a tree and Lent off my my doctor was on the phone in two min what kind of saw was be wanted to i i have the thais a terrible thing to do to a he Here i am dealing with More sick people than 1 can and you bother me with something like the people with 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this House or ill go the troth is youre not ready to go but depending on the relationship you have a Lith your wife she will either insist you Day in bed a couple Mare or encourage you to go out in the sleet and the most dangerous stage of flu the final that when you think youre All but for some reason have become hooked on the daytime soap operas and game and refuse to leave the House because youre youll miss a i guess the Best Way to Tell Irvien youre completely Over the flu to to watch one of the game shows on u Candice Bergen cant win for some widow from Baton and k Doest bother you know Lars time id go Back to c or a Anim fat fat fat Sun in n m a left to am of a Watt Munh in in Ftp 01 hit bum it by it k it Tea Otmer Timnit Oita if in a Imam to to nun m ant Stu rat a my uhf Ditull m my w of Htmat h of Suk to Tat apr Tun 04w run rom am Anim 10 Tinta Smth is Prtrt a Tim no York we Wii m w my Tatj in Umatt Tami Mem letters to the editor understanding As a speech and language your recent articles Thitseng stage and were of particular interest to its often difficult to inform parents As to the complexities of speech and language i Elt these articles Lent the Melcs to this although not specifically these articles also gave the Field of speech and language pathology additional communication is so Basic that those of us who have adequate speaking often take it for for the speech and Lan Guage delayed speaker or stutterer its a problem often ridiculed and Misander after seeing excited faces similar to those on us youngsters in the article from a successful therapy session i ask that More people try to be patient and in Ferguson Germany More from fans sports fans w Cli Mali two us Muir aim tu4ff Ofman Wii can men Cli Vodka and milk poor soviets lament Moscow up1 a Moscow regional newspaper has revealed the scandals of the Sosensky Dairy where Drunken milk maids have caused a drastic drop in milk it was the kind of Story the soviet press loves to Tel to underline the evils of a chronic problem in the soviet and to urge workers on to Ever greater efforts to fulfil the correspondent Sergei Utkov said he got wind of the sorry state of affairs at the Dairy on the us Dikovsky slate farm in the Volok Olask where Roll pc production was Down 11 pounds per cow from last through an Anonymous u has become impossible the letter scandals Are place on the the milkmaid come to work every Day two or three groups of cows Are left Unmil ked and the Foreman of the Dairy pays Little she behaves like her Meads and As a result they dont fulfil Belr plan and productivity has de it Ulukov said he paid a visit to the Dairy just before milking Lime and found that state farm director Nikolai Stukov had assembled All the Dairy workers to meet one Cowherd Steps trying to explain the setbacks in the work of the making strange gestures and speak ing very the correspondent the director catches the spirit of Bao Chus in the t feel that he is burning with Lakava Utkov investigated what drove the milkmaid to drink he one Young daughter of the Foreman of tha said t want to dance but there is no be an older woman told him try yourself to distribute forage to the to Cany All these heavy milk then you will drink not just a shot but the Wile bottle of Holys reds in red Rome api the italian communist party Baa piled up a Ddll of billion lire t million in running the biggest political and electoral machinery of Mant Tom in the according to official party even though its too Ute to mate any i feel t should make my views noted on the cancellation of the live foot Ball games which were to be shown on in a recent article in the stars and it was noted that there Are several thousand football fans in Europe who have walled All year for Ibe Many of these people dont have television or maybe like myself cannot receive it where they live so they have either Mada plans or were going to make plans to go somewhere to watch the now because of a few people who dont like to watch sports even a great Many fans must either change or cancel plans which have been i Realise that there Are a number of games played during Ute Christmas holidays but int int the tans if we were in the there would be a great Many Mote cames on to than Are shown Over Here and All he Tetter writing in the world would not Stop Hera from being because a few people have written a great amount of and Money has gone Down the what would have happened if a few thou Sand football fans had written letters you can be sure of nov would not have placed More like the sugar on the thank you for giving me the Chance to Nave my Side of the great foot Ball Edington Germany we could not help but laugh Over the contradictions of your front Page Story on live sports programs being aired on in the second paragraph the live programs were being deleted partially due to Coro against however in the Lith paragraph the Vole was 160 for and s against taking into consideration what we have heard and read on an and the stars and its evident the sports programs Are in reviewing a Standard company the single troops outnumber the married with dependents by a ratio of Between three to therefore the dependents really have much of a say in what is Best since the troops recreation comes we Hope we Are Correct in staling that main objective of establishing the arts was to establish entertainment for the lets face the fact ant provide the Type entertainment the single men want and especially during the holi Day the married personnel at least can share a Normal Holiday period with their own with the constant decline of the the single troop Wilt try staying More and More wll Hin the confines of the with More live sports the entertainment that we desire is this will keep our morale up and the crime through boredom troops of Ute Fth Asa Frankfurt note other letters Kern Long live football coverage were received from Gref Charles we received debt letters about the Arti Cle an its Back on live and regret delay in Leenett the writers complaints Talend m Date meat by Trent of nov oni slab acknowledged the station had received letters critical j its mention to Cut tack planned live Ball coverage during do holidays and that was Awana the mall be sold the mall Raa us to five of Anat the an Dee mob when he hopped ratan Tihay a thar cd Rutman Dot the stars and a response to amet i age meat Hai not lgmre4 Ife to its Clary carried Tea seats St us a Fumring at pita St own sports has Mold Rev Vaal of fee pm atm Samk Codd letters outer were fatter Brilhar to fan praises an and Butera football season is and so Art he live telecast from the even though we would have loved to have seen More than the five games that were we Are grateful for what was we thought an did a great Job and would like to congratulate everyone at an for a Job Well but if possible we would like to give special Hanks to our favorite person at Tony if there is a Tony Butera fan How can one apply for Tony adds reminder All letters to tie Edgar rant co Oulu my printed Nan us address of Iha and must be a stall Ler Swul be life to toe news program and he appears never to be Down or whih seems to pick up the viewers sometimes instead of watching the news Al another Choice would be to turn in but this is never the Case if Tony is doing that How big of a difference he Hla Dumea Weot Pera Nauty shines Dominc the Sporta news or to Kheit be does a it he simply been a pleasure Tony erring the sports Newt and Hope he Coin to keep up tha Good we also think Tony and Chris Evert would make a cute Hennuy
