European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 21, 1981, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the stars and stripes january 1981 Russell Baker new York not to Case the difficulties of City living this column today begins a new service under the direction of Andrew Urban Logist and will you How the new service will work you forgot to Tell them the name of the new quite the name of the new ladies and is Tell Why do you Call it Tell Andy rather than Tell Cav our ill answer your question with another arc you going to confide your prob lems to a Guy named cavour1 Are you going to Tell your secrets to Cavour Nof a Chance in the whereas i would happily divulge my prob lems and Tell my secrets to a fellow named Andy everybody likes an you can Trust an and what sort of things do you want people to Tell Andy All now were getting Down to Here is a letter from a Fisher in Toronto who has a typical Urban problem that makes City living so it and i quote dear Andy whenever i am in new York i am constantly frustrated by my inability to find Luggage lockers available for my yet i with Boring of various terrorist groups that successfully Plant explosives in these perpetually locked How do they find opened ones what is their secret i think you should make an Appeal to them to reveal their Fisher has put his Finger on one of the grave problems of City All but How will you answer him i wont answer him instead 1 will use this Media medium rare for get on with we Are talking about Tell what i will you is use this Media to urge All terrorists to Tell Andy How they get their explosives into new Yorks perpetually locked Luggage All answers Are conf write them on a addressed to Tell care of this and i will publish it in the paper so Fisher can read it up in Toronto and be Able to Check his Luggage next time he comes to new and you really expect terrorists to reveal their secret Why not terrorists have an interest in making City living just like everybody they need the Tell Andy service just As much As people visiting from dont try to have your Little joke with when you talked me into this Tell Andy you assured me it would be a serious Public service if you in joking you dont know How hard City living can to prove let me read this letter from a terrorist which just came dear it i Hope you will excuse me for not signing this but i am a terrorist and use so Many different names that it Doest matter i have this often when i leave my apartment carrying a bomb i am so nervous that i forget to take my apartment key and come Home afterwards to discover that i am locked out and cant get when i do get in next i usually find that a burglar has gotten in easily during my absence and stolen my television How do burglars find their Way into my apart ment when i cant get in until next Day after Ive got the supers permission to Knock Down let he Orange the door what is their secret through the medium of Tell you will ask burglars to Tell terrorists How to get into their own apartments but Why should burglars Tell Andy because burglars have problems with City they need the service As bad As heres a letter from a burglar who dear Andy being a i work and i dont get any sleep All Day be cause the Guy upstairs plays his top vol i could gladly strangle this but i know id never get the body out of the building without being i cant even take my trash out of the building without one of the neighbors that not a bad looking burglar tool youre throwing away How Are the mafia Guys Able to get All those bodies into big cars and out to the swamps without being seen what is their secret please make an Appeal to them to reveal their i i mafia Guys have a problem with City they need to know How to keep the upholstery intact without having their cats claws surgically Tell 8 passengers Safe As balloons crash near the pyramids Cairo up two balloons making commercials for a foreign airline company crashed from a height of feel near the pyramids but their eight four egyptians and four were not local press reports inhabitants of the area atle pled to arrest thinking they were foreign paratroop the reports a police Force which rushed to the crash site managed to Rescue the eight after persuading the local crowd to the reports the reason of the crash could not be ascertained the newspaper Al ashram said the iwo bal loons came Down because i hair steering equip ment another Al said the balloons were lied by ropes to the ground and crashed when the for an unknown Rea were Cut across 1 matterhorn 4 Brown Kiwi 7 persian poet 8 business transactions 10 sheep like 11 Fly or gnat 13 Handy Gadget 16 French Island 17 portents 18 slender finial 19 network 20 amongst 21 private room 23 peered curiously 25 armadillo 26 actor will 27 pilots record 28 kind of Energy 30 size of Coal 33 headline material 36 handles 37 social appoint ments 38 Kefauver 39 at an end 40 spread grass 41 weight of India Down 1 priestly vestment 2 lean 3 squeezed 4 French historian 5 hop kilns 6 guinness solution time 26 answer to yesterdays 7 elliptical 8 funeral song 9 plan 10 Kimono Sash 12 lukewarm 14 Urban Community 15 free 19 robot drama 20 Melody 21 Polo or Golf 22 hindu poet 23 Wampum 24 altar screen 25 Landon 26 Tumbler 28 condition 29 chose 30 Graves or Loire 31 Pitcher 32 Donkey 34 cozy shelter 35 wheel Hub today crossword dear Ann Landers dear Ann Landers i am a be age who started using drugs when i was 12 and engaged in sexual activities when i was that int my i have been straight for six months and am determined to stay that for the last year i have been in a drug abuse 1 have also been seeing a private therapist and doing six months ago i went a Little nuts and shot myself in a suicide i was extremely self destructive and Clung to my therapist As a after 1 regained consciousness i tried to reach my but she refused to speak to i am deeply Hurt by this and have been depressed Ever i still have a Long Way to go before i can face the world on my will never succeed unless i get Back into but 1 find it hard to Trust a since the one i did so Well with turned her Back on me and wont Tell me i need your advice on How to pick up the name in motor City dear motor City accept the fact that your therapist has writ ten you move Forward and dont look Back or waste time and Energy in search of an Check with friends or family members who Are in treat get the names of therapists whose patients think Well of Contact the county medical society and your own physician for Check the mental health facilities in your a fresh Start can do your determination to get Well is the Best thing you have going for dear Ann Landers i was married to a wonderful Man for 20 he was disabled for the last 10 years of our marriage but there never was a More Loving husband or a better he died in 1979 and Teft me with three terrific last year i met a very Nice divorced Man who has three Chil Dren four months ago we decided to live i didst feel i was ready for marriage but 1 did enjoy his he was Over Here All the time and it made no financial sense to keep two we talked it Over the kids and they were All for my Lovein is consid Erate and we never his children and mine Are Best everything sounds top Good to be True wait a this Man has not contributed one Penny to the House hold since the Day he moved i am dont need financial help but i believe As a matter of principle he should carry his share of the How do i broach the subject without appearing Petty in dear unbalanced too bad you didst broach the subject be fore be moved now its a bit simply Tell the last of the big spenders that be can no longer be a free guest in your Home and from now on he must pay half the household everything should be Cut right Down the i  be surprised if he has been waiting for you to say so say it already and dont worry about appearing if you dont say something you Are a c enterprises