European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - May 5, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 races places the stars and stripes May Canadas Rhino party is buried with founder Loyal followers of the Rhinoceros deciding their satirical movement should not outlive its put More than two decades of Zany political theater to rest last week in not very solemn inventive Rhino Campaign promises to repeal the Law of pay off Canadas Public debt with an american express credit card and nationalize hockey Star Guy Lafleur were remarkably Success Ful in attracting attention and even party leaders said they had decided years ago that the party should be buried with its Jacques a phys acclaimed novelist and promoter of Independence for who died recently at age since the party nominal Leader has been Cornelius a Rhinoceros born in now living in the san Diego he taught us the Power of positive Absurdity in the face of absolute said Charlie the Rhino party he taught us that we could Best become a free nation by acting As a free upstairs at a Montreal bar called Les Foufounis or the electric Mckenzie told a crowd of re porters that after Perrons the party would be following in his foot foundering with our with a straight the 42yearold freelance journalist insisted that Many Rhino Campaign planks had entered the political mainstream Over the we were the Only political party to Promise Rock 24 hours a seven Days a Mckenzie that is a Mckenzie said party members were burying the institution not with our Heads bowed but our horns held mindful that after 22 years in the muddied trenches of frontline politics we have preserved our dignity and avoided the ultimate humiliation of being elected to Public the rhinos came running second in two parliamentary districts in the 1980 election to the intense dismay of the con who came in the rhinos gained official status As a recognized including guaranteed free television time during campaigns to get the message one of French Canadas most honoured created the party in at first it participated Only in que becs provincial but then it spread the Montreal Gazette bid a sad fare Well to the Rhinoceros party in an Edito rial heaven Canadian politics needs their bizarre wit As much As the paper All dressed up a photo the Prince and Princess of Wales pose for a new portrait by Royal photographer lord Prince Charles wears a red velvet smoking jacket and Princess Diana wears a Pink Duchess Satin Long evening dress with Matching Long sleeved next time try smuggling diamonds customs officers knew it want going to be a routine Stop when they saw a Camel poking its head out of the after detaining two six five wallabies and a they knew they had a zoo on their the Mobile menagerie was seized in said customs service spokesman Charles also detained were two mexican men accused of trying to take the beasts out of the United states without proper a customs inspector on his Way to work in Nogales spotted the two trucks and said his interest was aroused because the head of the Camel was sticking out of the the whose name was not is responsible for stopping illegal after the bearing mexican License passed the turnoff leading to customs agents formal pair filmmaker Mallo and Candice Bergen talk about hit new her writing and their marriage in the May Itsuo of vanity fair hit new the tint of Mallef american film that feel the Magazine has written a Well received Memoir of growing up at the daughter of entertainer Edgar halted the vehicles to question the Conroy when asked about Export documents and health Doc they gave a real Fine he they said the Man that usually brings animals from Arkansas was in los Angeles with a broken neck and that his replace ment ran off with medical papers after a Wallaby escaped during reloading in one of the wallabies apparently escaped in Tucson by punching one of the Conroy it was last seen jogging North in he said it took seven men six hours to remove one of the camels from the truck after the animal hooked its leg on the the shipment was valued at and 5 percent of the value was collected As violation of Export he the Export is pending because of the Lack of medical topless etiquette Laid Bare by go a Man May look at bar breasted women at topless but he should not be too obvious about the May Issue of gentlemen quarterly Magazine published in new York there Are certain unspoken rules of behaviour at topless the Magazine one is that a woman May neither flirt nor betray a hint of embarrassment or a Man speaking with a woman wearing Only the Bottom half of a string Bikini must take care to talk to her the Magazine said men Are expected to gaze at topless women on but they should not be Overly obvious about their an air of not prevails in Public such As nothing resembling sexual play is the Magazine while the according to Are much More sophisticated and understand the difference Between sensuality and most North americans do our confusion is what prompts our nervousness or disapproval the topless go uses the example of a bar breasted French woman walking on a Beach very shoulders Back hips moving independently of her body Northern she int offering herself As a sexual her display is tolerable to the Bourgeois Eye because it holds no Promise and because it occurs Only during Beach it tailor to the stars Nguyen Minh Van was known in Saigon As the tailor to the Over the he provided Dan Mike Wallace and other Media celebrities with safari in april despite reports of Saigon imminent Nguyen remained in the City with his wife and his eight at the last the late de the head of world sent a vice president to Nguyen Freedom Street the tailor had two hours to make one of the last planes out of his family settled in under world airways sponsorship and later moved to san where they still i still take in waists and alter i will always be a no matter where i he for services rendered the names of a a a factory and a passenger ship have been changed to Chernenko to commemorate the former soviet Leader who died on March Tass the Central committee of the communist party decreed the renaming considering the services rendered by Konstantin Chernenko and to perpetuate memory of the official news Agency j a town near the former leaders Birthplace in and the Shol Daneshi District in Moldavia where he studied and worked have been dubbed the Krasnoyarsk production amalgamation that produces Grain housing developments in Krasnoyarsk and and a seagoing passenger ship have been named alter the former Leader who died at the age of 73 after just 13 months in in nine Chernenko stipends have been introduced for students of Krasnoyarsk uni the Kishinev pedagogical Institute and the Penza pol technical Tass Renoir dazzle London an exhibition of paintings by French impressionist Pierre Renoir broke All records at the Hayward gallery in the government funded arts Council a record number of people paid to see the show during its 83