European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - June 21, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 22 the stars and stripes june 1985 columns today crossword Madonna lace Bra Brando of 85 by Ellen Goodman so you made a commitment when you were Young that you would become the sort of adult who turned purple at the sight of Elvis nor would you Ever ask a what do you Call that haircut you would stay you at any up to All things youve done pretty when your daughter bought the ripped you didst Cut off her All you said do you think that your Best color when your son came Home with a pierced you didst go into your mothers fainting you offered him rubbing alcohol and then stayed awake All night trying to remember which car meant and when the lot Grade English class you taught went you didst ban the you went ahead teaching Romeo and Juliet to the girl in the front just As if she didst have Pink hair and a safety pin in her left at no time did you Ever utter a threatening or humiliating word to a although you practice your yoga breathing a Good you and your friends would Tell each other that behind every Mace Bracelet on the Street was a fragile adolescent ego searching for the worst thing you Ever did was utter the parenting mantra of the child psychologists i love but 1 dont love what you arc so what did it get you what was your Reward for All this understanding ill Tell you what it got Madonna of the belly Madonna of the Virgin t Madonna of the blonde hair and Black Madonna of the Black lace bras under see through Little Madonna to the right of you and the left of now you ask where did you go wrong dont look for an answer in the look for if you where i found in the movie desperately seeking i Promise you that this is not a demented teen its a terrific farce about a bored Rober who fantasizes herself into the life of Susan if you live beyond the circulation of the planet Earth is played by who is actually playing this movie is More than a vehicle for the Rock Star its a subtext for the whole Madonna the he feels about Susan Trie Way a Groupie feels about which is the Way a Middle class adolescent feels about the she is in Are you begin Ning to get it standing in for every Good is the delayed adolescent whose naughtiest act is finishing a birthday cake after her husband tells her not by is pure unencumbered by conscience and certainly unencumbered by Middle or if you study this Madonnas Black lace Bra and White lace stockings become the 1985 female version of Brandos leather jacket and Ringos Bangs and Elvis the Middle class life that being mocked is up dated in this Boring adults Star in their Compa nys television ads and slip copies of in youre Okay onto the night but the theme is an adolescent classic one generation rebelling against its this is where you find the truth about the plague of Wanna those Madonna groupies now playing to highly critical reviews in your the same old adolescent need to rebel has run up against an Esca lating adult Wall of the More accepting the the More outrageous the Young until you get the Wanna these Are the freaks who evolve when you raise the freakout i think about think about How hard it is for kids to Shock the sort of elders who once played in College productions of imagine rebelling against today parents who accept rebellion As a Normal stage of try being outrageous in front of a teacher who refuses to notice that you have waxed your eyebrows off and Are wearing Black lipstick on the upper lip and White on the the results of All this Are that you Are left to grind your Teeth and suppress your horror while the terminally Tacky Young talk like helium addicts and Wear Black lace training bras to the breakfast the one thing you misunderstand is How the Young Long to be the next time you see a girl jiggling her belly Button Down the take my stand look her straight in the eyes and go fake it if you have its All for the Sake of the c 1985 Washington Post writers group sometimes pros Leaffy Butcher language by James Kilpatrick what causes so Many professional writers and editors to use so Many wrong words because i am temporarily afflicted with an uncharacteristic mood of i will ascribe these failings to sheer yet a still voice whispers that in some instances it is John sons pure ignorance that is to in the Sun times reported that 10 poor fam Ilies had claimed squatters rights to abandoned build Ings on the South they had done this under an obscure Law that exempts from persecution for criminal trespassing a person who beautifies abandoned residential in some instances relentless prosecution could amount to but the words have to be kept in North the mount airy news reported that a Surry county Man had been charged with child he was accused of striking his son with a switch and leaving whelps and bruises on his maybe in the Democrat and chronicle provided a vivid account of testimony at a criminal trial Deans his voice As he saw his 60 year old Mother lying on the Bear in port the Mirror quoted a county commissioner on factors that would determine the Loca Tion of a new the Issue is he More Likely the Issue is from United press International sent an item on Elaine who peddled out of Seattle monday on a bicycle the 28yearold said has been peddling 500 Miles a week in train one confusion of peddle and pedal could be an Accident two confusions Are something in Oregon the Enterprise courier gave us news in 48point Type of a new regime at Clackamas Community John Keyser set to take acc what the gentleman in a spa ined is in the Wall Street a sportswriter quoted owner Dennis Diaz on his first look at a Colt he would name spend a Buck the yearling was Small and not but nicely balanced and with no obvious confirmation Many a president has wished his nominees for High office were As apply the new York times news Courtesy of the Bloomington provided tips on hurry up keeping a few general principals in it is possible to run up something tasty in 30 minutes or one general principle to keep in mind is that Correct spelling the mail brings grim tidings from the Oregon a publication of radio stations served by the associated the item had to do with a test of language skills that will be required this fall for students majoring in communications at the University of Stu dents will have two chances to pass the new after which they will be denied admission to the journalism and not an hour too Kilpatrick welcomes examples of exceptionally Good or exceptionally poor Send dated and to White Walnut a in Nottall having an Alec Darl Jiji drop off a copy i Hope we Pont Namz Asa Fra flip he might of Mim Beach a a a Consulia f you right by Eugene Sheffer across 44 additional 1 wide 45 fall awake Flowers 6 47 Brush for Short 9 actress Gardner 12 illegal escapade 13 pro 14 flee 15 binding need 16 thorny Plant 18 gazes at 20 adolescent 21 rearward 23 Decimal base 24 wee pies 25 Bun 27 con game 29 fold 31 fretted 35 Rose part 37 Carriage 38 lower 41 stitch 43 Wrath part 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