European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - June 28, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 columns the stars and stripes june cameras conf make Reagan fussy by Russell Baker Harold worlds Foremost has comforting news for fussy in his new fuss without the doctor urges such men to fuss to their hearts Content and ignore so called scientific studies suggesting that fussiness shortens life spoils outdoor picnics and reduces the amount of time spent watching nonsense is liver Worth reply to these gloomy findings of the fuss research Institute for whose scientists the doctor clearly has Little All their he come from experiments on Laboratory and fussiness in he is so different from fussiness in men that data about a fussy mouses behaviour at a Laboratory outdoor picnic can Tell us nothing useful about How a fussy Man might liver Worth Book deals Only with fussy As a Friend of the feminist he i was reluctant to study fussy women without permission from Carla founder of the fussy women liberation caucus and author of the bestselling i fuss when i calzone withheld that but assured me that if i left fussy women to her she would not attempt to beat me into print with a Best seller on fussy calzone kindness meant that liverworts did not have to do a Slapdash piece of research to race a competitor for the bestseller buying As a we have a scholarly study As splendid As any of the 124 books the doctor has produced in the last 13 including taming the adolescent male with pants Auto transmissions metaphor for and How High carbohydrate eating affects the mood of expense each count one always hesitates to quarrel with the and fortunately fuss without fear contains very Little that needs to be however and let us Hope the doctor will take this in Good spirit and not be provoked to write another Book like Hack journalists causes of the rot in americas moral As he was when my review of Auto transmissions criticized him severely for not examining what the loss of the Auto Mobile running Board had done to As 1 was though generally sound this liverworts is talking through his hat when he says president Reagan is proof that a fussy Man  alienate friends and but May indeed be loved by by what Standard does the doctor classify Reagan As fussy says the he is extremely fussy about presenting a dynamic but cheerful impression in the presence of so what the fuss foundations mice experiments showed that even mice All Unfussy As Well As fussy mice became intensely fussy about creating a Good impression when cameras very liverworts sneers at the fuss foundations mice so lets discard the nevertheless valid comparison of mice and president and cite human the Case of my Friend widely known on both the Riviera and in Illinois As a Man so Unfussy that he will have two martinis before then waste a great Bordeaux by pouring it across his anaesthetized an Unfussy but draw a camera on him not til i comb my hair he i once saw Vanakker panic when a snapshot fiend caught him wearing a Shortsleeve shirt with Button Down Collar open at the without he until i find out what the right kind of people do about the Button Down Collar when the Necktie is c new York times was that shimmy or shinned by James Kilpatrick among the Many problems that bedevil a writer is the problem of the homophone the soundalike words thai cause such embarrassing in Sears ran an and that raised All kinds of intriguing speculations 3position was now in a staff writer for the news provided a vivid picture of a prisoner in who tied three blankets together and used the makeshift rope to shimmy Down the Side of a in Northwest a feature writer informed us that now Many died inthe Wool  arc Biling the Bullet and putting More individuality in their business in the chronicle reported that an 18 year old Martinez Man had been charged with running Stop speeding in excess of 85 Mph and attempting to allude in the state Public Utility commission recommended that local utilities proceed to devise educational programs aimed at ill citing More productive conservation efforts by scars was Selling a not vice the hostage didst he shinned those  were  and strangling in cliches As the Young Man in Georgia was trying to elude and the advice to local utilities was to elicit the Only advice i can offer is to cultivate a Strong sense of orthographic if a writer has any doubt about whether the wanted word is Peak or pole or role or Winch or look it up the mail brings a couple of splendid in new the associated press provided a feature Story on drug sniffing dogs at Kennedy Airport Natu rally Friendly to humans with powerful seemed perfect for the a woman inquired of fashion consultant John Molloy about a new Way she was doing her without having seen exactly what youve said youre probably doing it from the a reported that a 14yearold doctors son was found guilty of second degree murder tuesday in Dan a staff writer for the commercial news Cov ered an apparent murder suicide Case death is believed to have been some time before the bodies were the mail brings a Batch of nominations for the most annoying misuse of in Cleveland a gentlewoman is irked by i am hopeful whats she with a simple i in a gentleman submits the newly devised word for what is left after cremation he Calls it a ghastly vulgar nation of the in a Follower of politics wants to do away with the word and to replace it with the More definitive senator and in a gentleman and of fers nine alternatives to this puny and Contemp Tible in a Reader is becoming More and More dismayed at the loss of distinction Between the words bring and and the weeks winning submission comes from Jonathan Hoffman in i humbly nominate the entire vocabulary of the airline Indus he cites such Neo words As Complete smoking and the seat Back in front of he might also have mentioned the flight attendant who will be More than Happy to assist maybe hysterical jubilant one never c Universal press Syndicate Mck Wobu guard Sam cup cecum 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