European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - July 29, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 the stars and stripes july 1985 faces places up photo Hardy bar har Larry alias Bozo the appears As Stan Laurel As he dusts off the Star of Oliver Hardy before a Fine mess of Oliver hardys on Hollywood who retains the worldwide rights to the Laurel and Hardy Perso was conducting auditions for Hardy look alikes for a worldwide tissue rationing instituted in a Tiff Over a City official says toilet paper should stay near the Genera services director Sam Mcpherson says Hes rationing the stuff because workers have been seen Tak ing it to their desks from the apparently to blow their he said a Cut in his budget prompted the at one in one everybody desk had two or three Rolls of toilet Mcpherson we cant afford to waste it like that looking nerd style so what is the Well dressed nerd wearing these Days a carefully uncoordinated outfit blues Edwhite print High top yellow tie and yellow and White plaid seersucker the fashion advice comes from Bruce founder of the International organization of nerds in a group of about people in the United states and Canada who like to truck drops in uninvited when a loud crashing noise awakened Henry Rami rez of in his upstairs he stumbled to the television turned it off and went Back to when he went downstairs the next he found a pickup truck in his dining As a matter of half of it was in the House and the other half was sticking out of the said Bradley Scott was arrested at his Home in Neptune near and charged with leaving the scene of an Accident with property a said officer Nick the 1983 Ford pickup was and the Brick faced Home suffered More than in Butz on feeding the world feeding the worlds growing population is Mankind top says Earl Secretary of agriculture under president in three there will be another 250 million peo ple in the a whole new United told about 300 Farmers during conservation tillage Field Day at a Church in North starting with the Marshall the world made a commitment not to permit starvation anywhere in the if we can feed them just a Little better than that Means doubling the food production in the Gitt of sight wan rejoices with his m a Hospital after seeing Peter for the first Yeo went into the Hospi Tal for cosmetic surgery to remove a but when doctors removed bandages after the operation he found that his sight had been restored in his left he was Blind for 18 a photo in the Woods professor Bernd of the University for applied Art in poses among the Trees in his work Consumers the tree trunks Are actually waxed drink Cartons flattened out and impaled on whose avocation is ecological Art founded the museum for throwaway Cul Ture in git Little if Afong a 700pound Alligator held up traffic for about 45 minutes until police finally roped the reptile around the head and dragged it to a nearby River in the animal crawled out of the Brazos River and Over a levee and blocked a major Street in the town of about police the reptile want deterred by High pressure water hoses wielded by said police chief Charles it also chewed up lumber that police used to try to prod it Back to the officers finally got a rope around its head and drag ged it Back to the where it Slid Back into the Bankston police said they believe the Alligator left the River because it was hungry and was stalking a dog it heard Barking sports magazines that give you the winning Edge bookstores