European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 11, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the stars and stripes wednesday december 11, 1985 columns comments a real fake charge kind of Guy h us is i 1 i Lii. Id like inc      Killiri a is Iliff  chief of st.lm". In 1 .1   c mix in  put fun Nemih tin Niin  .1  e Jim . Ainu liken  e he i is sent thu in i he stif e  up or ship Mil Kern umber  arct heikler1 of cd ifs m i. She a i. Member it the president s c Ilii Nei. Seu Elviry of  a d human so aces a Cine in the president s in Mei these  is nut like  .1 Rule in i to St Lenni. Ii i Jinn l Jet  � to. In Iuli less Reilein hired esp Sci if lil a Iff sett in  ind  services. This is a a Iii  l Tei Nenstier heckler my  Remein Hurej me Klyr.  a Meb by  Sejm ii  live no Lieen lining Lovday the presi Ilent asked him Lite Utie i Pniny. Kiik nil tin    Regan. A  Lle Ikler Soini line i Mij Ihl u univ l e presi Lieut Iscil Kemi Ink  e. Pm t builder ukr ii id a nil  Hes a ill   heckler  i  up so Rej in shipped her on i. Othni she ill be our Init iss Flor in Dublin. Is  i Heller Tih the in being i c Abinel member the president asked key in. Vhf in Vilier your he id ibo i questions like thai1 "  the president was soon due in Geneva fur a Hutu Kopfh Renil will the hip us vim l .nvhil.uli, Mikhail Gorbachev. Ii c Abinel members Gul through by phone to Boight of i he preside l a  with Ribeir  concerns Abnil dipl Tunali and military a hers the president might Limik confused when he reached Jencova. And the Pauli Opportunity would be spoiled. While Urr ing about the Lack of shape up along the Plu tie , Rei in   .1  it tie president s or Ella was bothering the preside ill s  inti Parn  concerns about diplomacy Ami warfare flu s  was Robert Mcfarlane. The president s a  Security adviser. It / a Harte it id nol  tip Man who had shaped up wild no bother the presi dem s head before lalkin.1 it Oer with Reim. Saying. A i of think we ought to bother the president s head about this one Mcl Arlane had nol shaped up. So he shipped out. When the president asked Why. He was told mylar Lane wanted to Hunt for a Job that paid belter than the Oluic House. In t in strange asked the president Iba an old Marine Tike Robert Mcl Arlane who has devoted his whole life to the National Security Field would quit when he s got the Best Job available in his line of work and just so he can make a Little More Money Selling insurance or and ice1, or u a lever he s going to sell Don t bother your head about  said Kean. Hid the president s question troubled Repan ii had a sub Lely thai was inconsistent with the president s Blunt open regular Guy style. Somebody had planted that question in the president s head. S one in by very very close to the president. That somebody was bothering inc president s head. That somebody had nol shaped up. Who would it be if not Nancy Reagan Kep a is studying lists of places to which a first lady can be plausibly shipped out without raising too Many eyebrows. After which the problem of her husband can be tackled. Unless of course having seen the first lady shipped out the president lakes the hint and stars to shape up. To new York Tamri Carload of savings costs plenty by  the ulily l 70 super Tonya gave jul on me the of her a i. It Jusi pm sped mice and then died tin canal Road. Several impatient Drivers helped me push it into the i a Milinac River. I went Down to Long John Silver s. The largest  of super  on the  coast one Price for Lver one to replace my loss. I was surprised to discover the Slieker Price on the window of a new Tonga was the same As what i had paid of years ago. If there is one Hin i know ii s How to talk to car dealers so when Long John asked me for s5.900 for a showroom Tonga i stared him Down. I give of $4.900." i see i be met my match Long John said. Thai will  me to try and fool someone who lives in North Cal Washington. Pc have a  can i drive in right off the floor of course you Ean. Let s go into this office and i la write it  i walked into the cubbyhole where Long John started to tap numbers into a computer. Do of want my Cheek i asked. In a moment. Tap tap. That will be $4.900 for the car Anil an Evora $1,500 for the Windshield  suppose i Dort l want Windshield wipers you have no Choice since they come with the ear just like the wheel lip holdings which who have to charge you  Ilow much " "1 to thousand dollars. That s exactly what they Cost  i Don l like wheel lip  no one does. Here one you won t object to the installation of rubber Flexir Mats. You get one free and inc other one for $1,600." forget the  to oderal safely regulations require All Tongas to be equipped with rubber floor Mats he said. What else do i have to pay for tour lire rims to keep stones from bursting the Gas  the cos to you is $999 per wheel. Then Uherc is inc Rustproof undo Coaling for $2,250. Inc from and Side View mirrors for $500. And the Windshield for $2,500." is thai it those Are the major in com cd Cpl for dealer car care $2,500, and the dealer Mark up which is $2,000." Why inc dealer Mark up Long John said that s to make up for the discount i gave you at inc  this is much More than i intended to  i assure you you won t be sorry. Once you own a 1986 Tonga you will never have to worry again. The Tonga has a five year warranty and a 50.000-Milc Gua Rantee. Its repair rate is the lows so in the Industry. The minute you walked in i said Here comes a Tonga Man. He and this car were made for each other " As Long As you put in that Way i guess i la take  did you want to Purchase n $2,500 service con tract you just told me it  a five year warranty. Why do i need a service contract if you have a Gasket or Seal go on you in will wreck inc engine and your regular warranty will leave you High and dry. 1 wish i d had a service contract on inc Las three Tongas i  you re very persuasive bul the cd Las arc  " Don l give up on me Man just after i stuck my neck Oul to gel you a thousand dollars off on this  o los Ana pm time can amt. Working off of i 1uhs12 my Junr today s crossword by Eugene Sheffer across 5 morning i isiun1 8  12 tin Hiil a l Unni widow 14 hit Liral word of reproach  17 i Iii posts 18 cat or goal15 Dri a fill pastry 21 child s game 22 skirt feature23 Knave of clubs26 Tkv Curreen 28 Sjirk of entry Mill. 31 Liamin 33 Kew 3d Central american tree 36 skin  58 female Ruff 50 paper  1 Church Arva 2 Irish Isle s 3 kor Irli 4 scat 5 imposing elderly voinan6 Spanish c Udell 7 processed items 8 Vermont Export 9 Canadian province avg. Holt inn Limp 24 Man. 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