European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 30, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 the stars and stripes monday. December 30, 1985 columns & comments the truth lie test no1 was Nancy s by Art Fth f the Detector test Flap has conic 1" an end when president signed a directive ordering thousands of government of finals to Hook up to u poly graph machine secret re of stale i Corgi Shult walked and announced i. Would resign. The president then backed Down and said the lie Detector a mid be used Only in special cases. What in in nay knows is that it was t i Erpe Shu it who was responsible for pc inv or. Reagan to rethink his Securi 1 plan ii Jhk % three vis lifter the president signed the directive to men came into mrs Kim part s Billing room and attempted Uip inc Cleur Mies her head. Mrs. Reagan said a inc you Ijo Inez " one a inc men replied " the president has ordered cd crime to take a poly Niph test. We wanted to get the a Hile House people out of the of . F i f never submit to n Only " Iee. Mrs. Reagan. It in t a by Deal to take one in have mulling to hide. But it s Yinny Vii vake every conc wonder about of if in i m ing u speak to the president about then the president walked m. Nancy Why Are my getting our hair done so Earl in said. These Are not hair curlers Ronnie. They fire Etc True pcs Jar a to yen Mph test. Will Dup twist cd me Najiy i have to submit to one " can t very Well ask George Shull Lake he isl in i won t ask my own Ronnie a ivc i Ever lied a Jou of course nut. Thai s Why f was t afraid ook the poll Rapti for of. I knew Jav a adult piss a h Fly trip in can t you Sec the headline re pan tells truth again " i ver one says Lic de Lumuir tests be no a void 1 be can i even be used in court As evident. And thai i / pc people s civil a have done Ore for civil i Rhos than any in the past 50 years. Let me read i a letter i received from a Little girl in Low " be never hesitated to it i you before. Ronnie Bui this time the answer is since in feel that St about it i la cancel i in lie Del Echt program. Hul. When i he next c oui Nie spy surfaces in the government Yuri la have nun try to Tuune. Bill George Shult and yourself cd 19bs los angles Trinci san Vicale making fun pro its with Star wars by r Hsu 1. Raker now at last Star wars can be yours. You have read about Star wars Rich newspapers. You have heard about Star wars on television. You have seen famous men rave about wha Sta wars has meant to them. Here is a Lyric in letter from or. ., president of Large munitions plan in one of the most famous states of inc Union after i was indicted on charges of being a cheap Hiseler just because a few bookkeeping errors resulted in a s35 million overcharge to the Pentagon he writes in looked like i would have logo to inc end of the line for the big military contracts. Then i saw president Reagan Selling Star wars on to and today i have anew lease on yes friends or. Not Only has a new lease on life he also has his claws into one Sweet and Juicy Deal that Calls for bouncing a laser beam off an Earth orbit ing target of army surplus uniforms. Docs that sound like fun you bet it docs. But or. Did t go into Star wars just for fun alone. No a am he also gets a Federal guarantee that no matter How much Money Star wars pays him he will not be required to pay any lax whatever on thai Money until Star wars is absolutely and entirely completed. And when do you think that will be Mother if you said never you have a naughty mind in addition to a natural instinct for knowing which Federal trough to get your snout into to avoid those unpleasant lax payments every april. All right 1 know what you re hearing Molher. Right there in your parlor at this very moment dad is raising a lot of questions in t he dad is saying i Don t see Why i have to put out a Lotof dough for Star wan when we still Haven t used up that whole Case of Pruna that door to door Salesman talked me into Back in 1947." that s All right dad. Dads Are supposed to raise aues tons like that. That s Why the Good lord made dads. Bui have you Ever asked yourself this question in t president Reagan a dad in t Secretary of defense Weinberger a dad and what about those generals and colonels and pub Lic relations officers in the Pentagon Aren t most of them dads just Ike most of those far seeing fun Loving lawmakers who have already of d hundreds of millions to buy Star wars Are you going to say All Ihulse dads Are wrong do you want to be the Only dad who says we Don t need Star wars As Long As the Pruna holds out of course you Don t. Listen to what or. M.j., a former doubling dad of Molina 111., writes to the Mak ers of Star 1 was formerly a doubling dad and then 1 saw u Little girl with a Crayon on to illustrate what fun it would be to have Star wars next Day i called the Star wars Salesman and told him i d been a fool because i wanted to keep my Money to Send my daughter to College but now i wanted them to take it for Star wars " yes. Folks or. M.j., former doubting Dud got his priorities straight at last. That s Why inc Money for his daughter s College education has already been delivered in inc crack scientific laboratories of a famous Muni Lions Plant in California where cheap chisel cars will soon be providing hilariously amusing alibis for spending it on Caribbean vacations. And that dad is just a Small Sample of inc fun available through Star now i hear a septic out there saying sure we All want to provide cheap Chi sclera with Caribbean vacations but just exactly what is this Star wars that s going to Makei heir Chisling so fruitful Well or. Septic i suppose you be heard of the h bomb and the Kirin of people who pc got their hands on it and what they d Tike to do if they could getaway with it. That s right Molher you Tell or. Septic. They d like to Bounce those bombs right off America s heaven for Star do you know what you get with Star wars or. Septic a big umbrella allover America. When those people and 1 mention no names aim their bombs at our Noodle Star wars catches them " Between the umbrella ribs and bounces them right Back where they came from. Does thai sound like fun if you laughed last Lime you saw a hog try to walk on ice wait until you see Star wars Bounce those bombs Back tothe workers for thousands of laughs phone the e White House Pentagon or Congress Rigort away and Tell them you want Star wars or Send a certified Check or Money order immediately to the cheap chisel or of your Choice. Remember for a daringly different Way to put life int that tired old military Industrial Complex Star wars a ins . Ilm a i service today s crossword by . 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