European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - May 22, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse Thursday May 22, 1986 the stars and stripes Arin Landers Learann Landers. I have u Sugges Tion for the woman who confessed her exhibitionist Tenden cies. It will help her stay out of trouble and at the same time satisfy her urge for exposure and com plete Freedom. She should do her House work in the nude. Huf Anonymous in Boston dear Boston several years ago Reader who Algne herself lady Godiva wrote to my she loved to do her housework in the nude and asked if it was sick or immoral. I told her so Long. 9 she we Home alone with the draperies drawn she could do her House work in a Raccoon coat or naked As Jaybird and it was nobody s business i received the following responses. Inci dentally these letters appeared More than 25 years ago and the last one remains classic dear Ann Landers Tell lady Godiva she s not crazy. I be been doing my housework in my birthday suit for 20 years. I consider myself Normal and intelligent. As n Bride i was forever sewing torn seams and a stitching pockets that caught on the door knobs. One Day a frying pan plopped into the dishwater and soaked me to the skin. I removed my House dress and continued with nothing on. I so enjoyed the feeling of Freedom that i be been cleaning House in the nude Ever since. I can report Only one minor mishap. While ironing a cd Sheet 1 stood too close to the Board and burned my stomach. Experienced in the flesh dear Ann Landers i used to do my housework in the nude but a recent experience cured me. Our min ister expressed the wish to see our new baby. The Lime set for his visit was 2 . I was fresh out of Coffee Cream and phoned my neighbor to ask if she d bring Over half a cup. She said "111 be there in a few i was Rushing around in the nude trying to get the House tidied up when the Doorbell rang. 1 grabbed a face Towel to wraparound my Middle so i could reach out for the Coffee Cream. I opened the door quickly and shouted boy am i glad to see you Honey to my everlasting shame it was the min ister. He was so startled his glasses fell off. He mumbled ill be Back next week when i can bring my i slammed the door shut and sat there and Shook for 20 minutes. To this Day i m unable to look him in the face. Still blushing dear blushing the next Leller from Kansas oly May be Comfort dear Ann larders .1 wonder if lady Godiva saw the news item in the paper about an Ohio housewife. She was doing her laundry in the basement and impulsively decided to take off the tolled House dress she was wearing and throw it into the machine. Her hair had just been set in rollers and the pipes overhead were leaking. She dotted her son s football helmet m the Cor Ner and put it of her head. There she was Ituk naked except for the football helmet when she heard a cough the woman turned around and found herself Starng into the face of the meter Reader from the Gas and electric he headed for the door is Only com Nunt was i Hope your team wins lady. Fiir cil must contain the Ress of the writer us be signed. We do not read in Ultra but we will withhold ,t onh protect Vona privacy. Padelt letters All Kliers to the editor must met Erin de name and addresses must h n sned utters but e will i and p Reader dissatisfied with food Choice at Burger King i would like to express through your paper my total dissatisfaction and disappointment Over the services provided by Burger King in the ecu Ulm Community. If a change had to be made in my Opin Ion it should have been done for the better not for the worse. The old cafeterias and snack bars had a lot More to offer at cheaper prices. Their menus ranged from Low to High calorie entrees a Short to a Long order with an Excel Lent variety of salads. Every Day other than the usual things we had the today s Spe Cial that could have been from roast beef Spaghetti or meat loaf to Chili Steak and soup of the Day. What does Burger King have to offer junk food and hamburger today and Burger tomorrow. If a person desires to cat Only a Small portion of salad not All you can cat with a slice of toasted bread the Price is still $2.45.-. 1 went to Purser King a few times after the grand opening now i prefer the Ger Man Schnell in bless or a Small Gasthaus. I am served at the table a Wiener schnitzel an a plate covered with French Fries not a Small bag and a salad for about 9 Marks. If we must have Burger King let s also have the Good cafeteria Back. Then we will Sec who is going to run out of business first. Sec Robert r. Self scr ecu Ulm Germany editor s note master sgt. Bruce a Zielsdorf customer relations specialist Public affairs office he cafes Europe replies regret you re totally dissatisfied and disappointed with Burger King. Bal have to Tell you if sales figures from our another 365 Days without War this month Marks the 41st anniversary of the end of the War with Germany. At this time a year ago there were speeches an both sides of the Elbe River commemorations in churches scats of government and in private houses stretching from Leningrad to London to los Angeles and resolutions passed by parliaments and politburo expressing a desire for peace. It was a time for memories smiles and tears. This year there will be no ceremonies or speeches. No resolutions. The Day will come and go like any other Day. The Sun will Rise and set As it will do the Day before and the Day after but perhaps the 41st anniversary holds More significance than the 40th. Because the 41st anniversary Means thai another 365 Days Hare gone by without bombs fall ing on London Paris Brussels or Dresden. And the 42nd anniversary will hold More significance than the 41st, for yet another 365 Days will have gone by without bombs falling pm Warsaw Danzig Hamburg or Cologne. The anniversary of the War s end holds special significance for me. I have relatives who fought in the War on both sides. I la in to them about it and they to Cal me of bombs destroying their House not russian bombs but american. My sense of righteousness regarding America s involvement in the War shudders when i m told that american bombs could have killed these. Two wonderful women who treat me As their own son. The War hits closer to Home when i m told of the three Brothers my Cousin Maria lost in the War. Began to realize that not Alt germans who fought were nazis Bent on world Domi nation when i met my Cousin Josef and saw a picture of one of the kindest men i be Ever known in a German infantry uniform. I realized that he was a patriotic German citizen doing his duty just As my father and uncles were patriotic americans doing their duty. As the 41st anniversary of the end of the War in Europe draws near let us resolve never to judge a people by the actions of their government. Not All russians Are communists Bent on world domination. They Are people who have 9 to 5 jobs and families just As we do. They struggle to put up with basses who Don t understand them just As we do. They work to put food on the table clothes on their backs and a roof Over their Heads just As we do. They also Hope for peace just As we do. Senior airman Robert Huck Sembach a Germany writer s oct question answered i am currently a Soldier within the enlisted ranks but i am trying to Advance my career to the position of a commissioned officer. I am according to military standards qualified yet because i am on an overseas tour i must wait for a percentage of Ray tour to be completed. I have received various versions of the regulations but i am Uncertain u to which one is Correct. I have about one and one half years left in Germany and i wish to get officers candidate school As soon As possible. What May i do to expedite an oct Date name withheld Fulda Germany editor s note . Angle chief special actions Branch personnel action division 1st personnel Contd replies thank you for the Opportunity to explain one of the eligibility requirements for the officer candidate school oct program. Persons assigned to Oversea commands May apply for oct at any Lime. However an approved applicant assigned overseas will remain at his or her current station until file sixths of the Normal overseas tour is completed unless otherwise directed by Mil percen. Personnel assigned to a cohort unit May apply at my time but May not attend pcs until the end of the cohort unit life Cycle. An open letter to terrorists All letters Are i Hope you Are satisfied. You have people All Over the world scared. Scared to say goodbye to Friend and family for fear it will be the last Lime scared to go to the disco scared to go to the store or work. How Many Peop inn women and children must die for your Catt what if the next person you kill is by Accident your Mother father brother or sister would your Cruft still be Worth All of the lives if your cause is so important to you Why kill innocent people Why not do the world a favor and kill yourselves either one will show the world just How Intelli gent you Are. How Many of the people that you be killed even knew what your cause is i Don t see How they Cor a i Don t know. To be honest 1 really Don t care. No cause no matter How Good or bad is Worth the death of an innocent person. Since we re talking about causes i would like to propose my Fause. My cause is to rid the world of War and righting and jerks like you. Christina Oldham bad Kreuz Nach Germany 16 Burger King franchises Are any gauge of customer acceptance and satisfaction you re among a Small minority who Don t we recognize the attn Chmell to the old cafeteria concept but they re simply no longer Good business in most communities. They re very labor intensive and cup Enste to run. The troops Haw dining facilities for their Baste Dally nutritional requirements we provide popular options with Burner King. There Are plenty of others like the tech null in bless or Gasthaus you mention for it change of Pace cafes certainly can t provide them All. 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