European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - June 25, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse Pane 18 the stars and stripes wednesday june 25,1966 comm is Little things mean a lot to him by Andy Rooney following is a list of Small pleasures made Loo Many mistakes. Shaving with an electric razor on a hot Day when Wai Crina Chr Lawn turn off the i Levision set and sitting there in nolhin8 on any Haven l left a Towel where you can reach in. Trying to fix a running toilet or a Topping Fau _ Licking 3 stamp and mailing a letter. Buying a quart of Oil at a supermarket and saving Money by pulling in in the car yourself. Going to bed tired after having done a lot of physical work. Gelling a Check in the mail. Being alone by Choice. Having a package come Wilh som Ching you be ordered. Finding a Ripe Pear just gelling through the Light before it turns red when you re in a hurry. Suiting a new tube of toothpaste. Finding someone who agrees with you Aboul president Reagan. Taking a Batch of clean clothes out of the dryer. Putting Orange skins Down the garbage disposal. Having sunday morning breakfast Wilh the newspaper and nowhere you have logo e filling up Wilh Gas that s be than a Dollar a gallon. A clean Short sleeve Cotton shirt. Peanut butter and Toast a Chicken Sandwich with Mayonnaise or Coffee ice Cream Wilh chocolate fudge sauce. Being in a car when it s raining hard. And a list of Small displeasure gelling up on a morning you have a hard Dull Job to do. Trying to match sock after you be washed six or eight pairs together. Rewriting something you be written because you Down the front. Addressing an envelope and finding out the be on Back won t keep it sealed. Wailing in line at a checkout counter behind two people who pay by Check. Emptying the Barbecue Gill and realizing the briquet were mostly Clay thai did t Burn writing a letter and finding you re at the end of the Page and Only have one sentence left to say. Discovering after you be Lumc n on that there s a spoon in the garbage disposal. Getting sleepy when you re driving a Long Dis Tance alone with someone waiting dinner for you at sheol Heyrend. Finding a bad spot when you re peeling a potato or a banana. Having to lock the car with the windows rolled up in a place where the hot Sun is hitting the wind shield. Getting to the Telephone just As the caller hangs up after three rings. Passing an animal on the Road Thal s been run Over by a car seeing How much they be Laken Oul of thai Check you Gol in the mail. Having to Iron a shirt that says it s permanent press but in t. A ringing burglar alarm that no one pays any attention to. Expensive shoes that turn out to be uncomfortable. C Titt Urx Muti Santoa jobs Are Low priority on youth front by Art Buchwald the news from the youth front is that there Are Many More summer Job this year than there Are applicants. I decided to find Oul Why. I asked three Young men hanging out in front of the drugstore Why they weren t working. We re not old one of them said. You All look 17 and that s just the Point. We can t gel liability sur Ance if or commit malpractice in a Mcdonald a you re putting me on. There Are jobs galore out there waiting for dedicated Young people with there is no Money in them a boy said. I hear they re paying s5.50 an hour at the junk food houses 1 old him. Thai s Way Over the it won t even buy you a Madonna tape. We d ruin our innocence if we had to worry about How much we were going to take Home at the end of each what Are you going to do for Money my dad will give Illo Why should he give you Money because when he was Young he worked so hard he vowed his kids would never have to suffer the Way he did. If 1 Don t take bit dough All the sacrifices he made for me will have been in you kids have it Loo Good. When 1 was your age 1 worked for Dollar an that what you stopped to Tell us i Don t like to see Young people with Lime on their hands in the summer. All f m trying to do is find out Why with so Many jobs out there you Don i take if we Lake a summer Job in could wind up to be something we Hale one Young Man said. And then Well turn against the work ethic and become bum when we get Oul of school and disgrace our i Don t accept that i said. Don t you get any satisfaction out of earning your own spending Money the trouble with earning your own spending Money in the summer is thai your parents make you put it in the Bank so you can t spend another Young Man said Don t get the wrong idea Aboul us. Lithe right Job came along we d Lake it what kind of Job is that something on Wall Street where you can get inside information on mergers and make a killing in the Slock Market. You know like those five Guys just but they got caught i said and have shamed their loved ones and will have to live with a Black Mark against them for the rest of their in s still better than making $5.50 an hour he made one More Pilch. Jobs Don t just produce Money they also produce moral so does shredded wheat. Are you finished with us in a minute. 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