European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - September 3, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 the stars and stripes wednesday september 3,1996 columns vacation time and living is easy of Andy Rodney it s probably a Good thing thai we never Icahn. It makes till easier to Lake last year and the year before and the year before that i packed up three big card Board boxes of papers in the office and look them with me on vacation to gives me the pleasant illusion thai i la go through them. 1 never do. Not shaving every Day is a vacation luxury. At some Point i usually decide to grow a Beard. On the third Day it s coming along and i think what fun in will be to Maze and amuse my friends when t get Back tothe office All Bushy. By he end of the fourth Day fee dirty and itchy. A Shower does t help. By Midas scr noon of the fifth Day t shave. It s thai Yasser Arafat stage i can t gel through. Today i made Jelly of Black raspberries currants and gooseberries. I Tike Jam better than Jelly but there Are Loo Many seeds in the Black raspberries and you have. 10 put Triem through a cloth and Strain them put. Currants have a lol of pectin in them and help the Jelly jell. I m not sure Whai the gooseberries do. Some Days going to the store to gel the newspaper is the most important thing 1 do. I would think of going a Day without the paper on vacation i Dan l always read in but i gel it. On sunday s. I pick up the neighbor s paper for him. This week i did t gel in until almost 11 . Even though i was doing him a favor i fell guilty being so Laie. Today i turned three legs of a table i m nuking on my Laich. They look pretty Good but no two of them Are inc same. I Don l think anyone will notice. Tomor Row i la do the last one. If t can make ii look close to either of inc other three. I la put those two in front. It s amazing How Many people deliberately try to get sunburned after All the Lalk about How bad it is for you. You get plenty of Sun in the summer Wilhour deliberately silting Oul in it. T have three pairs of sunglasses each with the earpiece broken off. I be tried sprint Clastic bands and tape but i can t really use them. Optometrists Don t warn to bother fining cheap sunglasses. Breakfast and lunch Are the Best meals on Vaca Tion t would t mind having breakfast again in the evening. The Competition among the three network news shows is so close it looks As if Dan rather Tom Bro Kaw and paler Jennings Don t dare take a real Vaca Tion. In May i loaded my camera and look some Pic Tures in inc backyard. In july with the same Roll of film still in the camera i shot pictures of the ult ships in new York Harbor during the statue of Liberty Cele bration. The camera has been Silling around unused Ever since. Yesterday i finally look the film to the store and was irritated when they said the pictures would t be Back for three Dayi. On vacation 1 Walch a Litile of All three morning news shows Over a second cup of Coffee. In seems u if one of them is always doing a Ihm part series on breast cancer. If they could take the Best pans from each morning show every Day they d have one Good show. Tel Doc profession of the future by Russell Baker new York the biggest question in american Medicine will soon be settled not at Johns Hopkins but Atcas to Headquarters. Question who will get the Tele Doc Job on the network s new morning television show rumours were Hal the Job would go to a woman. Insiders predicted either or. Joyce Brothers or West Heimur. Now. However this column can Ripon that lbs has nixed both lady docs. This is partly because the program s designers want Athin jewish female in the Weatherman role. The advantages arc obvious thin provides Sharp image contras with portly Willard Scon. N bus today show weather Man jewish and female will strengthen the web s Lega defense against suits brought by minorities claiming to has a poor equal Opportunity record in Weatherman jobs. Since drs. Rutili and Joyce would Only duplicate the pluses gained from a thin jewish female Weatherman planners nixed them. Another Factor mentioned by Barca fasl to insider neither lady Doc is Strong enough on innards 10 handle major Tel Doc chores on big Surgi Cal news Breaks like presidential operations Here s Why on routine mornings a Lel Doc s Job is to slide a link bad news in Between the weather and the co Anchor s interview with a Lildon. Lit docs Are saw Bones who gel bored with hanging around hospitals and take up boo writing. Tel docs never interview lit docs. Thai s always left to a co Anchor. The theory is thai since both the Lildon and the Tei Doc attended medical school they could Stim ulate each other to interesting conversation thus turning off the audience. Tel docs Are expected 10 perform Solo replaying heart and cancer bad news from Sci Mcd Jour nals bullying sluggard for not exercising giving parents inc latest dope on shots for 101$. When big news surgery happens Hough Lel docs ability to convey powerful compe enl at innards image can make or break morning Wake up shows. Sources Tell this column or. Ruth was lop drawer on gonads and Vas def Crews but Only so so on pancreas while or. Joyce though Grade a on Well adjusted head came off he hum on both ileum and bile duct. Hence the new tick Doc will have to learn to work in front of an Anatomy As with the weather map the segment will open with the big picture As viewed from Remote space. It wiil then Zero in on inc local picture Solo instance if a famous has undergone kidney surgery the big picture will give Way to a local picture entered on his her kidney with a radar scan snowing other potential trouble spots with in the question is whether any of to s present platoon of to docs has the performance know How to Wield the Pointer at say a famous but ulcerated duodenum while talking knowledgeably about the Pazicni s chances of survival and simultaneously gelling of witty one line snappers Al the co anchors. There is Little fear among network a pcs that most famous patients will be willing to cooperate in the necessary mapping and radar scans. As one network exec said when s the last time you heard of somebody turn ing Down a Chance to been to still undecided which Way to go in choosing its . Lel Doc lbs is interviewing Young docs to be who retaking the new Lel doctoring courses now offered by most med few Stuffy universities walked at offering these courses but had to yield to professional demand after potential doctors resized icy could mate More Money Lel doctoring than by treat ing patients. What s More icle docs Don l have to share their Lake with insurance companies and lawyers since not being in the practice of Medicine they Are not vulnerable Loma practice suits. Worriers inside the profession however fear that if hordes of practising docs master the show Biz arts vast numbers May abandon Palienie care and Man to Tel doctoring. After All. There arc an awful lot of local to stations that need skilled Lel docs. If this happened. Inc insurance lobby and malpractice lawyers might face financial despair. And ii s Law yers of course who write our Laws. Very qut wkly a lot of Lel docs could find themselves hauled into court under Brand new Mattel doctoring Laws. 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