European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - May 20, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the stars and stripes wednesday May 20,1987 Colu Hins today s crossword . Ready for woman president by and Rooney there is no end to the number of firsts available for Mankind to celebrate. We be come a Long Way baby and the time is going to come when he United slates has i tint woman president. The country a ready for a woman. There would be som people mostly women who d vote against a woman Candi Date just because she was a woman but those pc a would be Onset by the people mostly women who d vote for the woman just became shews woman. Why has t anyone suggested Nancy Reagan for presi Dent the great drawback to having a woman As president of the United Stales is that we would have no first lady. The other problem is Whit to do with he presi Dent s husband if she has one. Do we Call him first gentleman what would his duties be a great Deal ii expected of a first lady and would be expected of a tint gentleman. Would the first gentleman be willing to spend his Days doing the piddling jobs that traditionally have occupied the Lime of our tint ladies would he be Happy As Host of teas forthe wives of rating Dign Lanei How would he get along with the vice president How would a first gentleman handle the inevitable charges that it was. In tact he who was dominating his wife and running the country the Ideal first gentleman would be someone like movie Star or even a comedian who had stature of his own and could be completely divorced from the office of the president and her problems. Who fits this description Ronald Reagan fits  d make the perfect husband for the first woman president. He s confident of his own masculinity Hasa sense of humor is detached from the problems of government and would look great walking his do across the White House Lawn. The Story in Washington always has been that Nancy Reagan has assumed a position of unusual importance for a first lady. When people want to Bemeant they Call Herour firs Uncle cited president. Inevitably we would exp Cal the Washington press corps to reverse itself and Start saying Liat the presi Dent s husband the first gentleman Ronald actually was making the important decisions. He very Likely would be accused of spending Loo much on cloth Sand on having his hair done. To Mutt be difficult for a president of the unite states to adjust to life when he leaves office. He has had the weight of the world on his shoulders and suddenly his Power and the awesome to possibility of office Are gone. It must be difficult for an sex president to get himself up in the morning. He needs to with draw More gradually. If Nancy Reagan became the first woman president becoming first gentleman would be Trie perfect Job for president Reagan. Fighting reds with deeds of mercy Byart Buchwald according to the House and Senate committees investigating in Tran Contra affair most of the Money raised for the contras came from private sources. This is How the fund raisers operated. Would you care to make a contribution to the Low Channel Freedom fighters foundation what do you Dor we perform deeds of mercy in the Hills of Nicaragua while Congress ignores the communist threat from rus Sia and  will his Money go to kill sandinista what a question. Every $1,000 is used to replenish needed food supplies in the  can 1 be sure the funds Are going where you say they Are we Send you the laps off every six pack of Coors Beer that i delivered to the Countryside la that Way it make the War much More personal if give to the contras will i get to meet president Reagan f1 it goes without saying. The while House is open Dayan night to anyone who supports the foundation. We have our own Man there and he will arrange for you picture to be taken with president Reagan or the entire Cabinet if it s in session. The president is very interest Din this project although he s not sure what we  if 1 contribute will 1 become part of Waal you re doing you Are part of in now. Your Check makes you a Benefactor in this War or any other War in the. Hemi  is there anything else my donation entitles me to if you would like to go Down and kill some Sandinia tas in the Bush i can arrange  d rather have my Money do my talking for me. Say arc you really sure none of it is for the Gunst would the president of he United states get involved with a foundation Hal is trafficking in arms?1 maybe he does t  How can the president not know what is happening in his own White House i said or. Reagan does t know a Tot of things. That s Why he s such a Good president did t Tell you that your contribution is tax deductible Why is in tax deductible we inform everyone the Money is going for Klee nex and Alpo dog mod. What we do after that is no body s  thai s fantastic. Put me Down for j 5,000." thank you. Here s a pass for the Oval office. Just Tell the president s aide you made a contribution to our foundation and hell usher you right through without  ? 11o10n a Chow a Mower. 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