European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - September 17, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse Columns so Long gee it s been Good to know you by John Windrow Magazine editor 1 i is in gentle readers. Us Iofik Tsi Huss Adios see you around. Afire mum Fumii stars Uirl stripes i be Dutill re lol Ike in offer i can t refuse and head in the i Ami of the round doorknobs the big i a tin i ind of he flue Light where the Sun shines More Chiin a when1 the men Wear hats i Verlise fertilizer and thy stores never clou1. Vim ii in America that s where i m bound. Besides Missouri has won ,1 football game. That my ilm mate is ult sealed so far ibis unison 1 Low can i to on another continent when som thing liki1 Ilia is coming blown hive Del Idt d to officially go Oil record As la All the things i will miss terribly after i m plopped on ,1 Barstou in some Beer Mil Barbecue joint where people think Frankfurt is in Kentucky i will Mist saturday mornings .11 Iho germ in supermarket. What belter Way to spend a Rainy Gray morning Hun being jammed in lit ribs by Elbow of when else outside the soviet blot fan a nun gel to stand in lint1 for vegetables then in line for meal stand in lint fur cheese stand in line for Beer stand in line for pastry and Ichii Send in lini1 to pay up there is a link old who uni broken into Fine ahead of me every saturday for the toil . Shu s easy to spot because she always pays in 1 a pfennig pieces-1 Dnn l know Whol Shell Sci for Kirks now. Driving on the .itituli.ilin. I was jowl getting a hid it making it other Drivers. Maybe in s a a Yuxel thing f in leaving Tatev cof by in Raj the super Dowl at i , ii i to ,1 no w perspective on life to Ziilch lilo bowl until n.ni., run out to the Streel Inri i .ili7t Klinl i m the Only person in the whole Xvi Hor Hood who knows who won thu big my absolutely no one cores. Europe in . Fat in Ini iks Tike howling Moushi from outer . Neo exercises. Neo exercises Iri. Luiu no fun an educational too. My mind reels ill the i Housel of All 1 Hose people shipping their pets Home when the russians Are running for the Ful Dii Gnu. If it happens when i m Here i think i la just no to the commissary. The russians can l Fiol in because they Don t have id cards. F Renchy frenchy the wire editor ind j Havo been working far iwo years trying to Elvis Blue Christmas into Deutsch we never got a isl Ich Latic Einen Batien Weih Nacken Oine Ilir. Greater minds than ours wife a Vilo Atni hit. Abdul my moroccan bartender. Where in the Devil am i going o find another moroccan bartender who gives Credif the of n phrase of the Day. I pm now say excuse me your dog is on fire in German. The Slars and so rips Slamp column. For absolutely gripping Reading no one outdoes the s&5 Damp column. I never realized Gas were such a gang of Philol Eliss until i came Here. Those ire the vacancies in my life that i will never be Able to Fil. I also have a few perplexing Igus Lizins i want answered any nor Whu Din it solvi1 Ihram should please Lei mt1 know will but by Fox Ever be Able to i v a Winner in if Ostdall a Jeff Why Are so vol smart hers overweight is it he Wurst stands or the bet of Lenl does is Clem Lounder writ in ibo i who in the Bue eyed world res i Guiot Ghoul Federal women s we eke if september is Pic id prawn Lynn month a Fob i hat Mann we re supposed to hold off until october spi Kinh of october and America. I have received a press release from the people who run Walt Disney world in Vista . In october they plan to have i did not tins up " he All America Parade a coast to coat Salute to the spirit of America its colourful landmarks and its people. More Ihnn 100 singers dancers and favorite Disney characters Are led Down main Street u.s.a., by Mickey mouse and Minnie .1 we hit1 people float. The Goose bump producing Brand finale features Minnie mouse in her Martha Washington Blue gown and Mickey Donald Luln and goofy costumed in colonial i Don t want to miss this la s what Amenta is All about. Besides Paris tenn., is having the. World s l i Tresl Catfish Fry in april. Don t think in has l been fun kids. Managing editor s note Mij line Artitia Mil columnist Lolin Windrow has abandoned i logo work on the Minneapolis slur Ulm Tribune to paper about three times our circulation Lohn i successor As Nugetine Cedilot Han t been of Pritti d Fer but we already have j new columnist. His name is . He works far the Miami Htom and writes a nationally syndicated column. He is a funny Man we Hope you enjoy his work but ivc will All miss Windrow. Perhaps these people should just be left alone by miss manners United feature Syndicate dear miss manners a while Back my i band received a photocopy of his daughter s report card from his sex wife. Both these people live Oul of state. The report card was photocopied on both sides. The Back had my husband s sex Wile s signature on it As required by the school. Bui 14ttt wondering Aboul the War or signed her name. She wrote her Given name and my husband s last name. I m not taking Issue Wilh the use of the last name but Correct me if i m wrong does t really mean or. V or belonging to a Man in l that now in came about is in possible thai because she used her Given name with the "mrs.," somehow that should Eipl Aln everything your comments would be most appreciated especially since As far us i know i am the Only Here gentle Reader miss manners sir .1 wealth of commentary to Oiler you in the Iurii i i no the proper use of the honorific she begs your permission i begin by nuking in observation Chr it something Yuu did not Isk thai is anyone who refers to her husband s daughter is one of these people is spoiling for a fight. Mow Aslo your chosen weapon "mrs.1 you Are Correct thai by old fashioned forms of address Wilh a lady s Given Namu is always incorrect. Always. A Divorcee was styled with first her name and then her married surname. A widow s name remains As it was before her husband s death which by traditional stand girds would be Wilh his full name. There Are hordes of people who erroneously believe otherwise. Miss manners knows because she hears by every mail of cases of poor widows being hounded by their rude friends to do inc incorrect not to mention tailors Ichini however a Divorcee who look the Public Jiosi Piort that she had been wronged and the divorce was none of her doing continued to style herself As she had during marriage. How do you like Thill Nief Many modern divorced ladies use a Jelly is your husband s sex wife does. Ii ii in fact More Quinmon Ioan not. However miss manners doubts thai you would get much modern support for your Heury la i Means belonging to both and miss Are derived from the older general term that applied to All ladies married single or divorced nowadays mistress has come of mean something else. But we have a modern form that is also derived from the respectable mistress and serves the same function miss Bdie Vei that honorific to be amazingly useful. One error of Eziquel u you mined is that it is never Corbeil to us Eony honorific Wilh one s signature. What is More you yourself have co milled he greatest etiquette error of All in regard to names it is overwhelmingly rude to All empt to interfere Wilh the Way other people even these people style themselves. Dear miss manners my supervisor who is t fair minded person enjoy a a Alicr strange Antic. Almost every Day when i Don t expect it he sneaks up behind me Al the computer terminal and Cut his hands together. The noise la piercing and his aim is to startle. He enjoys p Ceng me jump out of my skin. He says it s just in Well i m not having fun i be asked him to refrain from this but he continues. My co workers and others have All been bothered Fay this Al one Lime or another. We Alt including the Boss Are anxiously awaiting your reply. Gentle Reader what is he supervising anyway work or play the Mere fact that a single employee is being annoyed by inappropriate playfulness a the office ought to to be enough to make in out of Bounds. It could hardly be in the interest of the business if Wietti of write to a1iis Minners in a arc of the mrs Ira stripes Apo q9j11. Your question will be forwarded to her. A i Man tvs regrets that site can Only Prmt or Yuest mis in her column Stripto mtg int srput Mytr 17, 1987
