European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - November 23, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 columns the stars and stripes monday november 23.1987 notes on a Quick trip to California by Andy Rodney you have to shop around these Days when you re flying because there arc great differences in airline fare. J flew business class on fam am for the same Price tourist would have Cost on american. You can depend on that though. Next week american May have the Best Deal to you have to shop. Ii still costs plenty. 11,050 round trip from new one airline 1 have never heard of was advertising a coach Tare of is 09 from lot Angel to Washington,. It would have been cheaper Tor me to take the Light to Washington and then pay another $79 to gel from Washington o new York ,.except i have a policy of not flying on airlines i be never heard of. Part of the Campus of Al Camino College and had Good time. The audience makes a big difference when you re speaking. Sometimes you get the feeling they re with you and you can l do anything wrong. Sometimes they re against you and you can l do anything were with me the other night and i was grateful if you say something you think ii Tunny and the audience does t laugh its hard to recover and go on to the neat thing you want to say. If they laugh it give you breathing room. Even when you make a serious Point you can Tell from their Altitude whether they re interested or not. Ain t Gonna sin no More when 1 was Only three weeks out of the army where id been making sergeant s pay i was taken to Hollywood by an agent and we stayed at the Beverly Hills hotel. The agent sold a Book id written with my Friend Bud hut Lon to mom for 155,000. In memory of that great time in my life 1 always Turylo stay at the Beverly Hills hotel when i go to califor Nia. This Lime i stayed for two nights and it Cost More than the two weeks Cost the first time. So drove Ziental car from Beverly. Tor Ranee a distance of about 18 Miles even though 1 started at 6 45, i barely made it in time for my 8o clock speech. One person with a Flat lire on the san Diego freeway can bring most of los Angeles to a halt. Where Are thai Many people going at 7 . Thurs Day evening Calif Means spend Hal their lives in their cars. Why Dan l they go Home there arc More people going places in California than there Are places to go. If i were governor some Day i d make everyone in California gel out of their can at the same Lime. I la be that if All the people in California got out of their cars at the same Lime there would t be room for All of them. They must live in houses in shifts. California wines have improved greatly but now i often get one that tastes As if it had been made in Laboratory not grown in a Vineyard. There Aren t As Many Baa wines. There an quite a few Good ones an the wine scientists of ecologists have perfected the Art of making the bad ones mediocre. But everyone should go to California once in a while. Across 36 the sana1 one Type of Kauc of Wall "5 Gaiter s 37 fruitless goal 40 High note8 French 41 to a 1hu.it Viole Trator nge 11 estrange 42 camera14 Temple s Bug s Den sex 47 the of husband Spring is historical 48 total period effect 2 in the Man Ner of 3 Gawain Stitle 4 Chines City employee snack7 renovated , 20 Corn pan Reading 2 1 Clos friends 22 his name in fiction?83 Joyce Kilme poem 21 paid at Tention 2ft wife offer Alt i of term Byar Buchwald the climate in Washington is such that in order Tobe a political candidate for any office you must confess to every sin you committed in your life. Winkel. A presidential contender could t under stand it. He asked his Campaign manager Why do you want me to expose my private life to the Public because if you Don t they Wilt think you Are hiding something much worse. What is wrong with going on to and telling everyone you were a shoplifter when you could t afford a buy your Mother a gift for Christmas "1 never was a shoplifter and i could always afford to buy my Mother a i did t say you could to sir. But we re in a Lough Battle. Blats Dorf has com feed to hiding out with a College cheerleader in a Motel in South Bead has told the world he used the lord s name in vain when he sailed in the America s cup. Rocabo torahs fessed up to leading a party raid on the us Tri Dell sorority and Duggan has admitted to Reading Penthouse Magazine so acc he was 9 years old. We re the Only ones who Are not begging for it Serns to me that the country would vote for the one candidate who his nothing to maybe. But we would be taking too big 3 Chance. Think Back sir. Could l you have committed adultery in your youth it was so Long ago. Who Tan remember the voter i going to find you awfully Dull. What about wild Beach parties there has got to be something we be you Ever gone o Bimini in a boat with a Volunteer from your Campaign yes but she slept on a minesweeper when we that s it you have to say that you sailed oui of Miami with another woman who was a Model and also happened to be a Good Friend and you re not going Losin but i hardly knew the by the time we re finished denying it the whole world will love her. Then finally the Public will know you As a swinging human being who made one mistake but still belongs in the White will adultery make me human a lot More human than supporting a balanced c in Angl Tutti so hot ,5wtck own no cd Toffi. Today s crossword 17 ending roughage for Vamp to Money or Asp coining18 keep and bakes 11 Home or20 go on a shopping spree 23 Turnpike charge m Marion Ette maker25 decked out 28 Wing that molding10 weather 11 sea Birds Anna s King plan Down 19 Buck 1 Small mass heroine solution time 24 ulna. 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