European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - November 29, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 the stars and stripes sunday november 29, 1987 faces n places Collins Bokker duo Fop Bozo notables from press dispatches loan Collins and Arizona gov. Kvan Mocham each won Bozo awards from television s original Bozo inc Clown Larry Harmon who also cited Jim and Tammy Bakker for preaching the gospel according to  others cited were Gary Hart Donna a tick Oliver. No inti and ousted philippine president Ferdinand Marcos and his wife. Imelda. Who received a special life achievement Bozo award because Harmon quipped two hands in the till arc better than  this is the fifth year inc Tongue in Cheek awards have been handed out by Harmon who created Bozo the Clown in 1949 and made his to debut the Fol lowing year. Hart and Rice were joined in Harmon s Munster category by Jessica Hahn whose sexual Liaison with Bakker toppled the minister from his to pulpit. The bakkers topped the new makers category. With All their Money clothes mansions and cars what else can we think when they were supposedly preaching the gospel than it was really All according to Gucci Harmon said. Collins won in the show business category for her recent Stormy divorce from Peter Holm. She created bigger entertainment out of her own life than viewers got in inc entire season of dynasty " Harmon said. North the Star witness of the televised Iran con tra congressional hearings was Harmon s Choice i government. The Iran scandal showed the Ameri can Public that the Best soap operas Are still produced in Washington unfortunately at inc taxpayers expense Harmon said. Mcchamp the target of a recall drive topped the poli pics category while Calvin Klein won plaudits for ads Harmon said May be the Start of designer  lbs Anchorman Dan rather was noted for storm ing off the set when coverage of inc . Open Tennis tournament ran into his appointed news Slot. Sports winners George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin were picked for their on again off again relationship As owner and manager of baseball s new York Yankees. Us air got business plaudits for the worst on time record in the Industry according to the first such Statis tics released by the transportation department earlier this month. The figures covered september Only. The Public speaking award went to Delaware sen. Joseph Alden who dropped out of the democratic presidential race after using other politicians words in his speeches without attribution. Gross toys hit the stores tis the season to be grossed out. Bozo duo Tammy Fay and Jim Bakker freckle faced Raggedy Ann and Andy face Competition this Christmas from a toy s new line of monster head toys with exposed eyeballs and brains and mad balls touchdown terror footballs with Mossy Teeth and bloodshot eyes. Squeeze Sammy sneeze. Alien blood pours from his nose reads the Label on a plastic toy that Simu lates a nose bleed when snuggled by a child. The old chemistry set has come a Long Way too. The mad scientist monster lab play set Tor $18.99 provides everything a child needs to Mold Cla monster flesh and then dissolve it in a vat of sizzling secret  psychologists have said that Gross toys help Chil Dren work out their fears of the unknown said can Dace Irvine manager of marketing and Public relations for Mattel manufacturer of the toy. But other toy experts including Levanne Auer Bach. A child psychologist and director of the san Francisco toy museum contend ugly toys make a scary world More so. I think the world itself is frightening enough without perpetuating fear she said. Kids like to Gross parents out. Thai s fun. But there s a level of Gross that goes beyond Good  Auerbach recommends parents choose toys such As Teddy bears and Raggedy Ann dolls based on a mutilated in mutated Earth creatures. Puny pumpkin takes prize a Quarter sized pumpkin that tips the scale at one half ounce has won the world s smallest pumpkin contest in Elkhorn neb. Earl w. Brown of Madisonville ky., the proud owner of the puny pumpkin beat 233 other entries from 40 states and two Canadian provinces to collect the Collins Mecham american Eagle one ounce Gold Coin Worth nearly $500 and Only slightly smaller in diameter than inc pumpkin. The Coin will go to Brown s favorite Charity. The pumpkin s future is less certain. Woman beaten with Turkey a Man was thrown in jail on thanksgiving when accused of assaulting his Girlfriend with a 21 Pound Turkey. The woman told police in Tacoma wash., that she and her Boyfriend were arguing outside the House and he los this temper and used the Turkey to shove her into the House aggravating her poor Back condition. Police arrested the Man on assault charges under the state s Domestic violence act and booked him into jail. The weapon was not placed in evidence because it was roasting in the oven the arresting officer noted. Hof time at the firehouse there was no problem gelling firefighters to the scene of a Blaze on 143rd Avenue in san Llandro Calif. It was the  prime rib dinner being cooked in the firehouse oven caught fire on thanksgiving but firefighters managed to save the main course fire capt. Darryl Kara , who blamed grease buildup for the fire said the Only real damage was the red face on Holcman turned Cook Mike  May be embarrassed for the rest of his career and maybe beyond he said. Fire department dispatcher Lezlee Davis agreed that the Crew was  had to Call us and Tell us Davis said. They had to put themselves out of service awhile. To them it was probably a general alarm. 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