European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 4, 1988, Darmstadt, Hesse Paga18 the stars and stripes monday. January 4,1988 in turns today s crossword thanks for i5-m/nufe memories by Russell Baker new York with the passing of the old year of Salute All 15 minutes of Fame pc Formen who sustained our Faith in human Folly and failure in1987. Let s lip the Hal la the passengers on the fun ii Monkey business that look Gary Hart to sea in com Pany with a famous Young woman named what was that famous Young woman s name later she performed in a to commercial. For least. That 15minutes was so Long ago. A a Donna Rice was the Monkey businesswoman. Neil Kinlock became 1987 i famous for is min Ules British politician after sen. Joseph Biden delivered one of his old speeches. A lug of he Forelock Forkin Nock. And for adm. John the Buck slops with me a Yoho to and a bottle or my. The Admiral astounded Alt sentient humanity for i i minute last summer by claiming he exercised presidential Macrin foreign policy matters too vital to be left to president Reagan. An Oyei Oyez to the most hip Reagan Mees supreme court nominee of 1987, judge Ginsburg. The judge did t eel his full 19 minutes of Fame which is Why practically nobody can remember his first name and whether the number of marijuana cigarettes he smoked in his salad Days was one two or the judge we raise a Glass of water untainted by mind bending alcohol additive and thank him for dramatizing the deep Down purity of a people whose demand for narcotics nukes the International drug Trade a Many Bill loved Dollar splendor. Speaking of splendor what Ever happened to the Ollic Tor president Campaign in was Here one min Ute and gone is later leaving no tract beyond a Rewoldt shirts packed away in camphor balls. Cheers Ollic and thanks for the there was Jessica Hahn. And Jim Bakker treating her like that it was t Good enough excuse to say what can you expect of a Man who can t even spell Baker right there was True Roi Here rot in the moral fabric of America and during the first five minutes Hahn s innocence Madeus realize How foul our society had become. So let a Flashbulb be exploded in Honor of Hahn whose s minutes remind us All not to despair when life treats us shabbily because in America at least and probably every place else where Money talks it is a rare adversity that cannot be converted into a Cash profit. Which reminds us of Donald Trump boy billionaire who published a Book celebrating himself. By his own admission. Trump is the most terrific Guy for Milus around. He is now in minute three of his Gainou ecu. Only 1988 will ill if he will survive full is minutes. The new York giants did t after half of them published books about How terrific the were. An influential food journal reports that midget vegetable Ore passe and will won disappear from fancy restaurants Are the Only kind that serve mid gel vegetable. There Are several explanations. One i that expense account people the Only kind who can afford fancy Palau ranks these Days lose face if the Yare seen eating More than starvation rations. So instead of serving a big Side order of carrots and thai plate because i assume the midget pea about the size of a be shot does not yet second explanation for midget vegetables holds that in i the restaurant s Way of pleasing big spending customers who want to Eal their vegetables and get healthy but hate them. Midget vegetable can be healthily eaten without giving the eater any Kunsa Tion of a atm his the Rulh in does t matter now that midget vegetables Are them always seems absurd because of the Gross disparity in size Between Lay a midget Carrot and a fully mature set of human Lech. It s like a Hippopotamus eating a of great vegetable scenes in movies May recall a Chaplin film in which he picks up knife and Fork and starts to carve a Tingle pea meticulously ceremonially As though he were carving a roast Lego Lamb for royally. In is hilarious became of the disproportion such elegant tools put to such a if fling task so much ceremony applied to preparing one Liny pea for the digestive traction another great vegetable scene Clark Gable in it happened one night demonstrates to spoiled Rich Claudette Colbert How hungry people can break fast gloriously on a Bunch of raw carrots. Gable use Carrot size carrots five or six inches Long and Gable s famous big Box office Teeth crunching into the with powerful effect create the satisfying sense of a Fine vegetable that did Noi succumb without giving he Teeth a Good fight. This is vegetable eating As it ought to be if it Mustbe. Cable cat my vegetables Tike a Man. They Are raw and they arc nol midget jilt specimens. 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