European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 14, 1989, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 24 the stars and stripes saturday january 14,1989 commentary Ickey shuffles to super bowl hype by Larry Stone Santa Rosa Calif press Democrat this column is dedicated to the Mem Ory of the three Amigos the hogs the killer b a the smurfs the fun Bunch the Orange crush the Over the Hill gang Riggo the refrigerator the steel cur Tain America s team gatorade Baths Joe Namath s guarantee Duane Thomas s Stony silence Jim Mcmahon s headbands and All the other superbowl stars and Story lines for the last Xxiii glorious years. They dominate your life and your newspapers for two weeks and then disappear rarely to be heard from again and never with the same intensity. But for that fortnight no president of the unite states is As thoroughly examined and Analysed and basically beaten into the ground with overkill. So to one and All i say thanks for the you rest in peace and live off your residuals for the rest of your Days. And to All a warning make Way for the Ickey shuffle. I figure that even As i write Ickey Woods agent i negotiating with Carson Letterman Sajak Hall Winfrey and whomever else has been Given a talk show in the last 15 minutes. Ickey and his shuffle is Are going to be the rag of super bowl week no question. Well actually about 200,000 questions most of them repetitive and a Good share ridiculous. The shuffle has just the right mixture of Novelty entertainment and zaniness to capture the fancy of America s sporting press at least until the next on comes along. And so in the next two weeks the Ickey shuffle ingoing to become the most famous dance step since teen agers swivelled their hips to fats Domino Are going to Chart it movie stars Are going to try it dance critics Are going to evaluate it and Ickey s going to get Rich from it. Yes Well All be sick of Ickey but Don t be to Picky we could have another round of Vance Johnson. Here Are the other super bowl themes that Are certain to emerge As we Inch Ever closer to the anti Climax known As super bowl Xxiii. Should Woods score watch for his Ickey shuffle. Sam Wyche hell be big especially after Las year s programmed robots Joe Gibbs and Dan Reeves who strive to be Dull and thoroughly succeeded. Wyche is funny emotional and chatty qualities that might not help him As a football coach but will make him very popular to the Media. The problem with Sam is he s too much of human being quarterback Boomer Esiason said recently. I started to like Wyche last sunday night after the acc championship game when i saw him on a Tele vision interview talking about How fleeting Fame Island How a Guy can be an idiot one Day and a Genius the next. In mid sentence Wyche stopped and brushed something off his shoulder As one would a spider or piece of wayward food. Phew he said. For a second there i thought had some Genius on Bill Walsh retirement watch will he or won t he and if he does who s next Wyche Flores Seifert sch Ottenheimer Marge Schott Schottie no huddle offence Wyche could have had Playboy bunnies shuttling in the plays and not have caused such a juror. Boomer mania Well find out what his real first name is maybe if we re Lucky Well also find out what Joe Montana s real last name Island about his fights with Wyche and what makes him such an effective quarterback and most importantly How his hair got so darned White. Eddie d. And Paul b. Brown one owner Inyoung and flamboyant the other is old and traditional. Yes we have that time honoured Staple of Media angles the contrast. This Basic theme also will be used of course to compare the cities of san Francisco and Cincinnati Baghdad by the Bay and the relic by the River. Super hype a thousand reporters will com Plain about the endless hype in print and on the air thereby adding to it of course. During last week s relatively mild pre pfc title game Media barrage 49ers linebacker Mike Walter pulled aside a Bay area writer and whispered you colleagues Are sure you Ain t seen nut Hin yet Mike. Wait until the first person asks and Don t think it won t happen if you were a tree what tree would you be suggested answer Pine so i could personally make your speaking of coffins better have one ready for Thickey shuffle. My guess is that it will be Laid to permanent rest week from sunday in Miami. Scoreboard from Page 22 Jodie Mudd 72-66138 Jim Gallagher 66-72138 Joh Mahaffey 70-69139 Don Reese 68-71139 Tim Simpson 68-71139 Corey Pavin 70-69139 Loren Roberts 73-66139 Kenny Knox 68-71139 Craig Stadler 74-65139 Bobby Wadkins 71-68139 Lennie Clements 70-69139 Palm Meadows cup Gold coast Australia a leading scores thursday after the first round of the $525,000 Daimyo Palm Meadows cup Golf tournament Over the 7,013-Yard, Par-72 Palm Meadows resort course australian unless otherwise noted split scores unavailable Curtis strange 66 Hajime Meshia Japan 7 Jeff Maggert 7 Paul Foley 67 Brett Ogle 8 David Graham 8 Peter senior 69 George Serhan 70 Terry Gale 0 Anthony Gilligan 0 Simon Owen new zealand 70peter Fowler 70 Graham Marsh 0 Craig Parry 0 Bowling Aba a Delco classic Torrance Calif. A results after the third round of the $150,000 Aba a Delco classic with hometowns and 18-Garne pinball totals 1, Parker Bohn Iii Freehold n.j., 4,106. 2, Jim me Pritts jr., Manchester n.h., 4,032. 3, Randy Pedersen Santa Maria Calif., 4,018. 4, Mark Wil Liams Beaumont Texas 4,009. 5, James Miller Tempo ariz., 3,982. Skiing world cup men s downhill Kitz Bushel. Austria a the top finisher Friday in the men s world cup downhill race 1. Marc Girardello Luxembourg 2 minutes 1.25seconds 2. Michael mar Italy 2 01.95 3. Roman Rupp Austria 2 02.74 4. Karl Alp Ger Switzerland 2 02.87 5. Peter Mueller Switzerland. 2 02.85 6. Peter Witsberger Austria 2 03.00 7. Daniel Maher Switzerland 2 03.21 8. Erwin Resch Austria 2 03.26 9. Armlyn Assinger Austria 2 03.46 10. William Besse Switzerland 2 03.60 downhill standings after 5 races 1. Helmut Hoe Dehner Austria 69 2. Tie Peter Mueller Switzerland 52 Michael Mair Italy 52 4. Leonhard Stock Austria 50 5. Peter Witsberger Austria 47 6. Marc Girardelli Luxembourg 44 7. Pirmin Zurbriggen Switzerland 38 8. William Besse Switzerland 35 9. Patrick Ortlieb Austria. 33 women s downhill Grin Elwald Switzerland a the top finishers Friday in the women s world cup downhill 1. Michela Flag uni Switzerland 1 minute 55.32seconds 2. Carole Merle France 1 55.89 3. Maria Walliser Switzerland 1 56.46 4. Beatrice Gafner Switzerland 1 56.74 5. Regime Moese Plechner Germany 1 56.93 6. Elisabeth Kirchler Austria. 1 56.99 7. Michaela Gerg West Germany 1 57.00 8. Sigrid Wolf Austria 1 57.55 9. Veronyka Wallinger Austria 1 57.61 10. Heidi Zurbriggen Switzerland 1 57.88 downhill standings1. Michela Figini Switzerland 90 Points 2. Maria Walliser Switzerland 57 3. Tie Carole Merle France 47 Veronika Wallinger Austria 47 5. Regone Moese Plechner West Germany 35 6. Michaela Gerg West Germany 34 local sports 12451553 prep basketball boys non conference Fulda 53, Augsburg 45 at Fulda Friday Augsburg apaches 15 12 6 Fulda Falcons 15 11 12 top scorers aug Allen Johnson 19, Johnny Sweet 10, Jerry Bishop 7 Ful Emmanuel Fuller 16, Chris Black 11, Chad Hutchinson 10.jvaugsburg 37, Fulda 33. Karlsruhe 75, Ulm 51 at Karlsruhe Friday Ulm marauders 8 10 12 2151 Karlsruhe knights .17 10 20 2875 top scorers Ulm Tom Edison 13, Barry Pryor 12, Chris Laughlin 10 Karl Damon John son 25, Bobby Chapman 19, Jeff Bandel 16. Jav Ulm 40, Karlsruhe 30. Girls non conference Augsburg 57, Fulda 10 at Fulda Friday Augsburg apaches 14 17 22 457 Fulda Falcons 2 2 3 310 top scorers aug Cindy Townsend 13,Cynthia Lamar 10, Tasha Bronner 10 Ful Carmen ares 4. Jav Augsburg 18, Fulda 4. 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Germany aaa Heidelberg 84, Kaiserslautern 21 at Kaiserslautern Friday Heidelberg lady Lions 22 17 21 2481 Kaiserslautern red raiders .4 5 8 421top scorers held Cindy cabe 25, Karen Dandridge 21, Kirsten Keller 14 Kais Krisov Glea son 8. Jav Heidelberg 26, Kaiserslautern 7. Ramstein 25, Stuttgart 14 at Stuttgart Friday ram Stein royals 10 2 6 725 Stuttgart stallions 2 4 4 414 top scorers ram Lani Cabral 11, am Farmer 6 Stutt Susan Klunk 6. Noteworthy Heather Overstake had 7 re Bounds and Janet Koontz had 8 steals for Ramstein. Kluck had 6 rebounds and Michelle Evans had 5 steals for Stuttgart. Jav Ramstein 22, Stuttgart 8. Air Force basketball Csc men Pitburg 74, Ramstein 66 at Pitburg Friday halftime Ramstein rams 42, Pitburg Barons 41. Top scorers ram Sammie Wallace 12,Hpward Henderson 11, Robert Henderman 10 bit Jubal Brown 21, Guy Lynch 13, Rod coving ton 13. Csc women Ramstein 66, Pitburg 44 at Pitburg Friday halftime Ramstein lady rams 31, Bitsura Baronette 18. Top scorers ram Fredrika Madison 14,Sharon Wallace 14, Freda Johnson 12 bit Linda Fernandez 13, Heather Boll 13, Deanna Bright 6,
