European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 30, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 a a a the stars and stripes Friday november 30,1990 faces a of places Baldman seeking respect for hairless men from wire reports skin is in so take Pride in your Bald Pate says Richard Sandomir the anti Hairpiece activist who wrote a Bald like me the hair raising adventures of Baldman a Sandomir 33, has watched his follicles falling for the past 13 years. But the self proclaimed a Bald Many Isnit turning to toupees or rubbing Romaine on his head. Instead he a asking his Chrome domed associates to Rise up against the haired. Sandomir born sept. 4, 1957, started going Bald in 1978. By 1985, he was resigned to a world without hair amen. Sandomire a idols a his princes of Pate his Rajah of recession a Are those Guys who Are Bald and boastful. Indeed he provides a 10-Man list of the Patron saints of baldness. The Honoreen include Weatherman Willard Scott sports announcer Dick Vitale a a today show co Host Joe Garagiola sen. Alan Simpson and exec Jerry Della Femina syndicated columnist Mike Royko bestselling author or. Bernie Siegal retired nil quarterback . Tittle and actors Ken Howard and Louis Gossett or. Gone but definitely not forgotten Yul Brynner a this Royal baldness and a personal idol. A the most fully evolved Bald Man to Ever walk the planet god rest his Pate a Sandomir says reverently. He goes on to dish the dirt about who a under a Rug Burt Reynolds and Frank Sinatra own about 20 pieces each. Howard Cosell does no to take care of his. Charlton Heston owns one of the worlds most frightening toupees. William Slit Nero a piece is indiscernible to All but the most practice eyes. Cat lady Given ultimatum Southwest Texas state University at san Marcos has Given English lecturer Claudia Cabaniss a dubbed by some As the a cat lady a until january to get rid of the 100 or so stray cats she cares for on Campus. Warren Tinseth the University a director of safety said there have been complaints about fleas and cat hair in buildings at the school which counts Lyndon b. Johnson among its graduates. Cabiniss and her daughter have for several years fed and cared for the University scat population at her own expense. Food alone costs $600 monthly she said. A to me and my daughter its a moral obligation a says Cabaniss. But the University says the cats Are a problem and they will get rid of them by january unless Cabaniss removes them. Historical mistake Illinois gov. James r. Thompson has added another plaque to his trophy room in the state Capitol in Springfield but it has a minor flaw. Sandomir gets a trim from his Barber the National Park service and the Abraham Lincoln Home National historic site honoured the outgoing governor for his work in support of historic projects in Illinois during his 14 years in office. The Bronze and Wood plaque thanks Thompson for the rededication of the Home but the Date of that ceremony is incorrect., the plaque said the rededication was june 16,1989, even though it actually happened one year earlier. Both the National Park service staff and aides to Thompson had approved the plaque and the error was not noticed until it was too late to reschedule the presentation. Video under scrutiny the National broadcasting co. Censor is waiting to see Madonna a new video after two major Cable channels turned Down the film described by one critic As a Marilyn Monroe meets a cabaret in the a and a  mtg which has played All of Madonna a videos since she became a Star six year ago on tuesday cancelled the films Premier planned for saturday and on wednesday vh-1, the second National video Cable network said it had also nixed the tape. A spokeswoman for abcs a Friday night videos said show officials had viewed the film and a it definitely has to be sent to the Abc censor. The video is for Madonna so justify my love a one of two new songs on her recently released greatest hits anthology a the immaculate  Madonna commented in a statement from los Angeles a this is my Art. This is my interpretation of the song. In a practising Freedom of speech and  the film shot in Black and White portrays the erotic fantasies of Madonna and a Lover played by her Boyfriend Tom Ward during what appears to be an orgy. Coleman hospitalized former child actor Gary Coleman who starred in televisions a diff rent strokes series has been hospitalized in Arizona with kidney problems his publicist Michael Gerety said wednesday in los Angeles. He said Coleman was a resting comfortably and in Good spirits and was expected to be released within a week. Gerety refused to reveal the name of the Hospital or the Arizona City but a Tucson University medical Center source who requested anonymity said Coleman was in serious but stable condition wednesday. Coleman who lives in Tuscon was admitted under the name Milos Shea the source said. Gerety did no to reveal the exact nature of Coleman a illness. The 4-foot-7, 22-year-old actor has had two kidney transplants and has a history of renal disease. Around the world record Trey Urbahn missed connections in Cairo Egypt and ran into bad weather in the Midwest but still set a record of 102 hours for flying around the world on commercial flights. A a it a great to be Back a Urbahn 32, of mount Prospect Iii said when he finally disembarked at Chicago so Hare International Airport. Urbahn a United airlines employee began his journey on nov. 23 and ended it at at 8 08 . Tuesday. His journey took him from Chicago to san Juan puerto Rico Caracas Venezuela London Cairo Egypt Singapore Sidney Australia Honolulu los Angeles grand rapids mich., and anally Back to Chicago. His first setback occurred in Cairo when he was bumped from the next leg of his journey because he had not arrived at the Airport in time to Check in on his next flight. It took him 30 hours to line up a seat on another flight. The final leg of Urbahns trip a los Angeles to Chicago a was diverted to grand rapids because of Stormy weather in Illinois. United picked up the Tab for the air fare but Urbahn said he still spent $900 a some on souvenirs for his wife Jennifer and children Keith 6, and Elise 4. Urbahn said he thinks travel around the world by commercial flight can be completed in 90 hours but he said he has no plans to attempt to break his own record. Dear Abby for several years i worked for a Man who had a lot of trouble with the truth. Apparently he is still lying. Although i no longer work for him the woman he has been dating called me recently for some information about him. I acknowledged that she had guessed the truth about one area of his fast but i immediately regretted had said anything. When she started quizzing me further i suggested that she ask him directly a which she has never done. She seemed annoyed with my refusal to Tell her More than i had. It seems that she plans to go to Houston without telling him to track Down the whole Story. I told her that the answers she wants Are not so bad but i Felt that the telling of his Story was up to him. She still insisted that she Nad no intention of asking him. Although i am not in touch with this Man in be considered contacting him to Tell him that he needs to be honest with this woman a especially since she has already guessed some of the truth. In be also thought of calling her Back and suggesting that he May be annoyed dear Abby when he finds out she made a trip to Houston a the people at that end will probably Tell him. I also hesitate to do that. Shall i just keep out of it and not Call anyone thanks for helping. A uneasy in new Mexico dear uneasy your last idea was by far your Best. Done to Call anyone. And in the future the less you say to anyone concerning a third party a especially to a stranger on the Telephone a the better. Dear Abby i own a Small pet shop in Illinois. Today when i came to work i noticed a Box in my parking lot. When i opened the top a Large cat jumped out a note inside read a Chi my name is Bear. I am very Friendly. I know you will find a Good Home for me because you love animals  Well i did no to find a Good Home for Bear because the frightened animal slipped out of my hands and into the Street in the Middle of traffic and was killed instantly. Abby people have dumped boxes of sick Kittens malnourished puppies half dead rabbits baby hamsters and Guinea pigs at my store with no note a nothing As far As i am concerned these people have no hearts and no brains. My veterinary Bills for these animals have run into the hundreds of dollars in the two years in be been in the pet shop business. I simply cannot afford to take care of other Peoples problems. _ Abby please Tell your readers to take these animals to the local humane society so they can find Homes for them or euthanize them. Although a putting Down an animal is not an easy thing to do its far More humane than letting a cat Fry in the heat in someone sparking lot or get killed in traffic. Loves animals in Chicago dear loves animals thanks for giving a voice to the voiceless. Dear Abby who said a a in a rather be right than be president i say it was Wendell Willkie. My husband says it was Dalai Stevenson. Eunice and Sheldon Deare and a you re both wrong. It was Henry Clay who Cani pained unsuccessfully for president five times  think what this country needs is a person who can w right and be president at the same time Universal press Syndicate