European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - March 15, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Ann Landers dear Ann Landers i am divorced with a 16-Vear-old son a a Hugh is popular attractive smart and athletic a he has a lot going for him. It seems Hugh is having his first serious Romance. When he first started to see a Mona a she told him that she was not like other Firis. Well she was right. In be found her hiding in lugh s bedroom closet and she comes to our House in the morning after in be gone to work. If he tries to go to a athletic event without her she harasses him unmercifully on the phone. My common sense tells me to let this Puppy love thing ride itself out but in a afraid if i done to insist that they obey the rules about being in this House alone my songs life could be ruined. Any suggestions obsessed Mother Oklahoma City dear . Obviously you re convinced that your son and Mona have crossed that line. Impress on your son the importance of being Well informed and Well equipped. I fear that abstinence is unrealistic when the girl is so aggressive and the boy is in hormonal overdrive. Dear Ann Landers it looks like somebody lied to you. I read your column in the stars and stripes. There was a letter from a dear Abby dear Abby i feel confident that i speak for Many. This is an open letter to All charities to which i contribute a or used to contribute i stretch a very limited budget to include causes i sincerely want to help so please Stop sending me labels with my name and address printed in them. I already have enough labels to last the rest o my life if i live to be 150. Do not Send me pens pencils key rings decals and Christmas and All occasion cards that include easter mothers Day fathers Day congratulations on graduation sorry about the death of your Canary Etc. 1 think you get the idea v also after you be received my contribution please done to follow it up a month later asking me if i can spare $10 or $20 More. If 1 could i would have sent it in the first place i can to Tell the Federal government that it is not going to get another Penny from me until it demonstrates that it can spend it sensibly but 1 can a and do a Tell you. You May sign my name if you wish but in this Case my name is. Legion dear legion you took the words right out of my typewriter i have said it better. Dear Abby i related to the letter about the husband who was a pack rat because in a one too. After years of Bachelor Nood i married a woman who would throw out the newspaper while i was still Reading crossword Reader who said the tobacco companies wore sending free cigarettes to our troops in the persian Gulf. You printed a statement made by the army chief of Public affairs saying it was t True. The army spokesman denied categorically that the military accepted such gifts from the tobacco companies. The very next Day i opened a copy of the november Issue of overseas Magazine and on Page 15 is a Story about How 10.000 Cartons of Marlboro cigarettes were Given free to our troops in saudi. They were delivered on sept. 26. I mentioned this to a Friend. He said a a in la bet anything those cigarettes were Given to the Uso by the cigarette company which then took a tax you and i know that if the men and women in the persian Gulf get cigarettes free they arc going to smoke them. What a swell Way to get a few Hundred thousand new customers. Check it out Ann and let us know the real Story. A non smoker Bev Keaveny Bremerhaven Germany dear Bev in Germany. According to the mail in be received from saudi Arabia free cigarettes Are All Over the place. The army chief of Public affairs was telling the truth however. Our armed services do not accept free cigarettes but the Uso does. You can be sure ill be hearing More about this and when i do ill pass it on. Creators Syndicate. In the fourth year of our marriage i was sent overseas leaving my wife pregnant. When i completed that tour i was reassigned to the Pentagon and my wife had the thankless task of Selling our Home and packing and moving us to the Washington d.c., area. She handled All of this like a real pro. A year later we were entertaining guests and i told the Story of our move bragging about How Well my wife had handled everything All alone. She casually remarked a yes and it gave me the Opportunity to throw out All the junk Bill had been carrying around All these 1 was shocked to hear her say this,.As shed never mentioned it before so i asked a and just what did missing missed. Then she said a you Tell me what you ing and ill Tell you whether or not i threw it out. Everyone including me had a Good laugh at my expense but it certainly proved her Point. So All you pack rats clean out your closets and drawers put the junk in boxes then take the whole lot to one of those storage lockers. 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