European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 1, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Ann Landers dhar Ann Landers. The woman from Louisiana who offered her husband to anyone who would take him described his Virtues a Good family Man Church going in excellent physical condition who does t drink smoke or. Gamble. Then she listed his flaws mean selfish critical deceitful miserly demanding rude vain Iri flexible unforgiving and she added a me sucks the Joy out of life on a daily basis a she has stayed with him 40 years. A. A a anyone who wants that Many a twin brother can find him in Cleveland. I married him. As an added incentive he plays the piano. No notice necessary 1 can have him packed and ready immediately. One caveat no Deposit and no return. Also fed up dear fed a a i think you re stuck with your husband Dearie. I have at least 12,000 letters on my desk from readers who would like to unload their spouses. Read on from St. Petersburg a a Louisiana has a Good Many soul Sisters. My Hus band had every fault she mentioned plus a few More. Fie died last june and god forgive me i Sang to myself All the Way Home from the cemetery. From Waco Texas i saw myself in Louisiana a letter Only i did something about my Lousy life. After 35 years of hell i enrolled in nurse big school and am making a wonderful life for myself. My big mistake was not doing it years ago. From Richmond a dear Abby dear Abby. 1 have a minor problem but it is very irritating. Its my Telephone answering machine. I made a recording saying a you have reached my Telephone number a then i say a please leave your name the time you called and your Telephone number and i will get Back to you As soon As Abby often callers will hang up before the instructions Are finished. That a Fine. Their loss. But the other evening i returned to find the following message on my machine a a it a 6 35, please Call me As soon As possible a nothing else. It was a _ voice that did not recognize. Is one expected to be clairvoyant and while in a airing my complaints How about those world travellers who Send postcards signed simply a Tom Mary Peggy or Bob a and expect you to know who they Are usually these Are people we Don t see very often and the handwriting must be compared with signatures we received on Christmas cards. I Hope you , thanks Lor letting me get this out of my system. B Quot me dear me you re Welcome that a what in a Here for. Monday. April 1, 1991 this is a letter of gratitude to her letter reminded me that i never thanked you Ann for giving me the courage nine years ago to leave my cheating lying husband i never thought i could make it alone but Vou said. A go for it a and i did. From Columbus. Back in the mid-�?T70s when so Many men were dumping their wives. 1 kept praying someone would run of with my husband. 1 tried dressing him up and sending him to places where lonely women gathered. An hour later he d be Back. Too Many women Settle for a warm body without realizing that with it Homes his laundry the dishes and a lifetime of boredom. From Oakland a a Louisiana was singing my song. I showed that column to my sex husband when he dropped by and As usual he went into a state of total denial. Nothing is Ever his fault. Praise god i left him a year ago. Single parenting is hard but it beats living with a Man who is never wrong and makes you feel like nothing. From Tampa i la go a a Louisiana one better. She offered to give her husband away. 1 will pay $1,000 to any woman who will take mine. From Concord mass i wrote this poem after returning from a funeral where the widow was positively Radiant. Everyone in town knew their marriage had been wretched. After several decades of existence his the domination hers the non resistance Fate took a Happy and unique direction a he did the dying and she had the resurrection. C creators Syndicate. Dear Abby i recently attended a wedding a company dinner and a commemorative dinner. At All three events professional and Amateur video camera users were present. At the company dinner those who were called up to receive their Bonus checks were hidden by camera holders. At the commemorative dinner a tripod was set up directly in front of our table. When i asked the cameraman to kindly move he refused and suggested that i move my chair where we All had assigned seats and there were no empty seats. A. The wedding was a a a production produced to make the video to preserve posterity. The wedding party and the guests were ordered around by the cameraman who was paid to get a video of the Cere Morty from Start to finish. There were also Amateur camera holders and even flashbulbs going off it was a farce. Abby Why must the magic of the present be sacrificed in an Effort to preserve a a memories please comment. 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