European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 04, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 14 Arm Landers the stars and stripes dear Ann Landers this is an open letter to the Highway Hopper. Traffic was mov ing al30 Mph instead ofji5-. Rather than go with the flow you saw the traffic pattern As a Checkerboard to jump around in order to reach your destination sooner. I first noticed you driving behind me. You must have mistaken the _ space in front of my car for an invitation since you switched lanes accelerated and then jumped in front of me. You were a few car lengths closer to your destination but you still ended up travelling 30 Mph. Then i saw you hop Pirig around some More. Passing. On the left on the right with and without signalling. Each time you gained three or four car lengths. I was truly amazed at How you managed to use that Entrance ramp As a Means to pass traffic on the right a that must have been Good for 10 car lengths. I suppose it was Worth All the irritation you caused not to mention the potential for accidents. You must have known that if traffic was averaging 30 Mph you could shave All of two minutes off your total travel time for every 264 car lengths that you gained. For those who need to have things spelled out for them Here it is calculating on the l i e., _ Bellmore , dear Belic Quot Quot. Thanks for a letter that should be taped to the dashboard of every Asphalt jockeys car. Those lunatics who keep switching lanes thinking they Are going to save dear Abby dear Abby i am in love with a married Man he has four children. I have a great Job and appear to be very Happy in truth i am under great stress break into tears for no reason at All can to Steep or eat and fee that my life is on a roller coaster. From the first we agreed that neither of us would Ever leave our spouses and we would not let Pur affair interfere with a your marriages. Of Couse that a impossible is it Worth it of course not. But in a terrified at the thought of not having him in my life. A and 1 done to know Why. We both have Loving caring spouses so its not As though we Are lonely abused or sex starved. Some Days i feel As though in a coming apart at the seams. How can i break this Cycle a just break it off sounds so easy but i just can to do it. I see him often because we have Mutual friends and Community activities in . Please help me. _ sign me a messed up in Michigan dear messed up this May sound like a broken record but you Are sick Lovesick. And the Only cure for that is psychotherapy. Yes counselling. 1 have Long maintained that love is a a mental disease a and people can actually become  need a therapist to help you become thursday april 4, 1991 some time need to see the cold hard facts exactly As you have outlined them. Bless you. _ dear Ann Landers v re in a writing in reference to a recent column in which you mentioned the $500 billion savings and loan debacle. We americans Are Well aware of this mss As Well As other messes in our government. We mean it when we say we want to Call of write a letter to our representatives but More often than not we do nothing and continue to be part of the silent majority. Why is this i believe a great Many citizens would break their.si-1 Lence if they knew whom to Contact in local state and National government. We care. With the appropriate guidance we could let our elected representatives know exactly How we feel. Ann Why done to you use your influence to get the newspapers to print the names and addresses of our representatives the papers could also give us some directions regarding the proper salutation and the Cor rect Way to close a letter. Please Ann give us a hand -j.e. In Michigan dear Michigan anyone who is interested in writing to an elected official need Only Call the Public Library and ask for the Correct spelling and address. You a be surprised at How much attention these politicians pay to their mail. They realize that they serve at the discretion of the voters and it is important that they keep their eyes and ears open to their constituents. So write on folks. A a a a. A a. A .  a a a a a a a better acquainted with your emotions and learn How they Are tied to your physical desires love lust or whatever you want to Call it. A. You can regain your sanity if you really want to and try hard enough. I wish you Well. Dear Abby _ _ _. You have printed several letters pertaining to this subject but please print this As a reminder please if you Are a stranger do not touch my baby. If you see us walking on the Street and you want to see him do so. Do not grab his hands and play  do not touch Quot his head or try to pick him up. You Are a stranger i do not know you. I do not know if you have any. Diseases not just the obvious ones. You May have Poison Ivy a cold you May not have washed your hands and heaven knows where they have been. You May Admire him ask me How old he is smile at him and talk to him but please do not touch him i would hate to have to be rude to otherwise Friendly Well wishers but this has been bothering me for quite a while As i am sure it bothers other mothers. A Friendly but cautious Mommy dear Friendly but cautious your problem is one that has bothered mothers for years. Save the speech. When someone admires you baby and moves toward touching him quickly and firmly say a please done to touch the child. Thank  and if the would be Toucher is Hurt and annoyed that a his or her problem. _ a. A a a. A a a a a a c Universal pr6ss Quot a a a a a a a  crossword across. 1 Escrito ire 5 Bruce Wayne a logo to. Henry Trio a 12 Jai Follower 13 starlets / problem 14 King of comedy 15 Sweet. 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