European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 6, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Ann Landers dear Ann Landers this item appeared in our Church bulletin recently. No author was credited. Although there a a lot of humor in it there is also a great Deal of truth. Please share it with your readers. -f.d. From upper Darby a. . Thanks for the perfect saturday column. The no excuse sunday in order to make it possible for everyone to attend Church next week we Are planning a special no excuse sunday. A i cots will be placed in the Vestibule for those who say a sunday is my Only Day for sleeping in.�?�. 2. Eye drops will be. Available for those whose eyes Are tired from watching to too late on saturday night. 3. We will Haye steel helmets for those who believe the roof will Cave in if they show up for Church services. 4. Blankets will be furnished for those who complain that the Church is too cold. Fans will be on hand for those who say the Church is too hot. 5. We will have hearing aids for the parishioners who say a the pastor does t talk loud  there will be Cotton for those who say a the pastor talks too  / v. 6. Score cards will be available for those who wish to count the hypocrites s 7. We guarantee that some relatives will be present dear Abby dear Abby i am a 24-year-old Guy who recently faced a big decision. Two years ago i decided to move away from Home and Start my own life away from my parents. This was the most fun time of my whole life a dating parties and the general Good time that comes from living with friends. Well things started to change shortly after 1 moved. I was not really prepared financially at the time i moved out. I went deeper anti deeper into debt. I will not give you the exact amount except to Tell you that it went Well above $10,000, not including my car loan. I asked myself Over and Over again a How did i let this happen a there were no answers. It was Plain stupidity. I considered bankruptcy because i  pay All of my Bills with my salary and it seemed like a Good Way out. My parents wanted me to move Back Home with them and pay my Bills Back Abby bankruptcy seems so simple a an easy Way put. The bankruptcy lawyers will Tell you that it will be on your record for Only 10 years. But this is not the whole truth. When you fill out a credit application it asks a have you Ever filed bankruptcy a a a. A -.�. If you say a yes a you really done to have too Good a Chance. If you say a no a that a fraud. Abby please help me Tell other Young people that saturday april 6, 1991 for those who like to go visiting on sunday. A 8. There will be to dinners available for those who claim they can to go to Church and Cook dinner too. 9.pne Section of the Church will have some Trees and grass for those who see god in nature especially on the Golf course. 10. The Sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and easter lilies to create a familiar environment for those who have never seen the Church without them. Sec you in Church. Dear Ann Landers a i you have printed Many letters from wives who were cheated on and letters from the Quot other  my father did a lot of running around on my Mother and 1 am now struggling to make a go of my own marriage even though my husband has been unfaithful on More than one occasion. I am tired of All the lame excuses for adultery and Lack of commitment. Its not Only hard on the women but children who Lack a secure family life suffer a lot. We brought them into the world and we owe them a stable Loving Home with two Loving parents. To All the cheating husbands i say you can to turn Back the clock but you can wind it up again. Confess your mistakes and clean up your act. Done to continue to behave like a Heel. Stop blaming others for your weaknesses. Accept your responsibilities. Debbie in Lincoln neb. Dear Debbie Well said. All i can add is Bravo. C creators Syndicate. They  file chapter Vii. Humbled in san Diego dear humbled i am printing you letter because i think the message it carries could be valuable to everyone regardless of age. Credit counselling is available for people who find themselves in Over their Heads. For the location of a local credit Bureau people with a debt and budgeting problem should Send a self addressed stamped envelope to the National foundation for consumer credit 8611 second ave., suite 100, Silver Spring my. 20910 or Call the toll free number at 800 388-cccs. Dear Abby a relative has informed my husband and me that from now on her gifts to us will be a donation to Charity one she picks. It would be Fine with me if she gave us no gift at All because i know its hard for her to shop and if she gave us nothing we  love her less. However i think the idea of giving to Charity no matter How Good the cause and calling it a a a gift is ridiculous what do you think can to understand dear can to a a. \ if one wants to make a charitable contribution to Honor another 1 think it would be More gracious and charitable to make the contribution to the favorite Charity of the recipient. And if the giver Isnit certain which one the giver should ask. A a a c Universal press Syndicate the stars and stripes today a crossword Page 19 across 1 spy talk maybe 5 band in Boston 9 put two and two together 12 Trojan War hero 13.jai a 14 Blackbird honest Quot 15 Whit a. Rates dilemma 16 be generous Tempo rarity 17 90 degree Angle 18 Dock 19 Khan so title. /. 20 wheet base terminus 21 he a Cool daddy a 23 surface Tor Hulk Hogan 25 a on language columnist 28 Star related 32 entertain Julia child 10 Pickle 33 . Goal 34 Al supper 36 imperfect tender Wise 37 a favor. Able vote 38 Omega 39 Heartstrings. 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