European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - October 22, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 20 Ann Landers the stars and stripes dear Ann Landers my name is Jim and i am in jail. This letter is for All your teen age readers who think they know it All. I was one of those snotty kids who refused to listen to my parents. My folks tried to teach me right from wrong but i would t listen. I thought drugs were Cool but they messed me up in ways you believe. 1 was sure a Little pot would t Hurt me and before knew it i was smoking a lot of the stuff getting stoned cutting school flunking All my classes and running with a bad crowd. The next thing i knew i was experimenting with the hard stuff and that s when i got into serious trouble. Well what i had to do was hold up a few convenience stores which is Why i landed in this Lousy place. Listen to me kids god gave you two ears and one Mouth for a Good reason. He meant for you to do twice As much listening As talking. Please print this letter. Kids listen to each other better than they listen to parents and teachers. Jim dear Jim what you be written just might help keep some kids out of serious trouble. believe you before believe me. Thanks a Ann Landers this is from the Cazenovia . Republican. I thought it was hilarious. If you agree please run it. J.r., Syracuse . Dear Abby dear readers it is autumn again a and halloween will soon be Here. That Means it is time to remind readers with Small children that a somebody a child will be seriously i injured or killed in a halloween related traffic Accident. A somebody a child will be badly maimed or fatally burned because of a flammable costume. A somebody a child will be coaxed into an automobile or lured into a secluded area and sexually assaulted. To make sure that that child Isnit yours i offer these tips to preserve the safety of your children a use Flameproof costumes Only. If costumes Are made at Home treat the fabric with a flame resistant solution. A because masks floppy hats wigs and veils often interfere with a child s vision use makeup instead. A accessories such As swords Broomsticks hatchets and wands should be made of cardboard rather than plastic Metal or Wood. Sharp items Are dangerous. A provide youngsters with flashlights to prevent Falls on sidewalks or porch Steps. Positively no lighted candles should be carried. A decorate your child s costume and trick or treat bag with reflective tape to make them highly visible to motorists. A remind children that they should never enter the tuesday october 22,1991 dear . It cracked me up. Thanks for sending it my Way. What was that number it is a Miracle that newspapers have so few typographical errors considering the number of people who handle each piece of copy and the pressure of deadlines. But now and then something goes wrong and has to be corrected. Those corrections Are also subject to error. This bulletin from the new York press association shows what can happen when a paper tries to set something straight monday for Sale . Jones has a sewing machine for Sale. Phone 555-0709 after 7 . And ask for mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. Tuesday we regret having erred in . Jones and yesterday. It should have read one sewing machine for Sale. Cheap. Phone 555-0707 and ask for mrs. Kelly who lives with him after 7 . Wednesday . Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying Telephone Calls because of the error we made in his classified and yesterday. His and should read As follows for Sale . Jones has a sewing machine for Sale. Cheap. Phone 555-0707. Ask for mrs. Kelly who loves with him after 7 . Thursday notice i . Jones have no sewing machine for Sale. Done to Call 555-0707. The Telephone has been taken out. I have not been carrying on with mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper. She quit. C creators Syndicate Home of a stranger or accept rides. A adults can help by keeping their Yards Well lighted. A parents should Check All a a treats before allowing children to eat them. A very Young children should never be out after dark unless accompanied by an adult. So lets make it a Safe halloween for All children and come thanksgiving we will have More to be thankful for. Dear Abby like Many others i can to say i be read your column for years because i m Only 11 years old. But i have read it a great Many times. I have a very bad habit. I suck my thumb and bite my nails. In fact in be bitten one of my nails so Low it started to bleed without my knowing it. It does t even Hurt. I started sucking my thumb when i was about 3 years old. Then i started biting my nails when i was about 6. Whenever i catch myself i take my hands away or try to Quot hurl my hand. Usually my family catches me when in a not aware of what i m doing. Abby please help me and sign this thumb in Mouth and no nails dear thumb try this. 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