European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - January 15, 1992, Darmstadt, Hesse Wednesday january 15, 1992 the stars and stripes a Page 19 Ann Landers dear readers recently i asked if you liked see ing reruns of my favorite columns. The response was a resounding a yes print Mem a so Here a a Honey dear Ann during these tension filled Days we Are hearing a lot about stress. People need a Good laugh. I am sending on a stress diet that a Friend dropped in my Mailbox last week. It really lifted my spirits. Please share it with your readers. Kitty l., principal . School Decatur ill. Dear Kitty thanks for a purr factly delightful bit of foolishness. It is sure to be the laugh of the Day for a great Many readers. Stress diet breakfast i Grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat bread 8 ounces skim milk lunch 4 ounces broiled Chicken breast 1 cup steamed Zucchini 1 oreo cookie 1 cup Herb Tea mid afternoon snack rest of the package of oreo cookies 1 quart Rocky Road ice Cream 1 Jar hot fudge sauce dinner 2 loaves garlic bread today s crossword dear Abby dear Abby i have been going steady with a a John for two years. I love him and he says he loves me. I am 30 and he is 32. John wants me to Date Only him and nobody else. I had hoped it was about time we got married but he says he is too Young and is not ready for marriage. I feel if he is not ready after two years he will never marry me. He says maybe a someday a but he does no to know when. I broke up with him because i Felt he was just using me or he would make a commitment. Now he a telling his friends that we broke up because we fought too much. Do you think i did the right thing in breaking up with him or should i just hang in there until he a ready waiting for a ring dear waiting nobody knows John better than John and if he feels that at 32 he is not yet ready for marriage then he Isnit. Even if he is a late Bloomer after two years of dating he should be Able to come up with something More definite than a a maybe i think you did the right thing but done to be surprised if immediately after you Quibley i Tlok whee we Are we fee not lost a i be finally got it this time i did it All right Jjo a i a 1 a a 1 a 1% a a v Mai it i it it Taj Iti where use Are on the map were Mot lost a Large Pepperoni and mushroom pizza Pitcher of Beer 3 Candy bars entire Frozen cheesecake eaten directly from the Freezer diet tips 1. If no one sees you eat it. It has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a Candy bar they will cancel each other out. 3. Calories Don t count if you eat with someone and you both eat the same amount. 4. Food taken for medicinal purposes does not count. This includes Toast hot chocolate Brandy and Sara Lee chocolate cake. 5. If you fatten up everyone around you. You look thinner. 6. Snacks consumed at a movie do not count As they Are part of the entertainment. For example milk duds Popcorn with butter red Licorie and a amp is. 7. Pieces of cookies contain no calories. The process of breaking causes a calorie leakage. 8. Late night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator Light is not Strong enough for the calories to see their Way into the calorie counter. And now dear readers anyone who takes the above seriously needs the following address for information on Over caters Anonymous 385 Van Ness ave., suite 1601, Torrance Calif. 90501. Send a self addressed stamped envelope address for information on weight watchers consumer affairs dept. A 500 n. Broadway Jericho . 11753-2196. Address for information on . Take Oft pounds sensibly . Box 07360, Milwaukee wis. 53207. C creators Syndicate Start dating others John comes Back with a serious commitment. Dear Abby do you Ever feel As though the inhabitants of this planet have become Stone deaf please assure me that i am not the Only one who has noticed this phenomenon. I live in a medium sized apartment building and it is not unusual to experience the irritating vibrations of someone a stereo who lives adjacent not necessarily next door to my apartment. Stop at any red Light and you Are Likely to be joined by a vehicle that is literally a a jumping with raucous music. Yes i am an older person 60but i expected that my hearing would diminish with age. Not so apparently. I am among the group who still has acute hearing. Although i know you have no advice for my particular problem thanks for letting me air my complaint a and who knows just one compassionate soul out there May turn Down the volume. Victim of noise pollution dear victim maybe they done to build buildings like they used to a but if neighbor noises Are truly annoying report the offending tenant to the manager of your building. C Universal press Syndicate so wat s some of now in Iowa Mike aps quizzing me Mac about hi6 sol Mao tax Cut plan 7 it must by really Complex. 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