European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 18, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 20 the stars and stripes faces a no places saturday december 18.1993a from wire reports the latest Batch of banned music lyrics Corse from an unlikely source an elementary school music teacher in Parkersburg  Nichols has been ordered to Stop giving her pupils copies of the lyrics to twisted Christmas song parodies which include violent night Sung to the tune of silent night and wreck the malls deck the Halls. A Sample from we three clods from Omaha Are Sung to the tune of we three Kings of Orient Are a Quot we three clods from Omaha Are spending Christmas eve in a car driving drinking glasses clinking who needs a Lousy bar a. Of he drink to Melvin drink to Fred drink to those two trucks ahead headlights flashing screeching crashing drink til they pronounce us  principal de Alfred who met with seven parents tuesday said the lyrics would not be Sung in the classroom again. He would not say whether Nichols had been reprimanded. Quot the teacher told me she had been doing this for 15 years a said Parent Greg Bailey of dec walk. A she told me i was the first Parent to Ever have a problem with  Pooh is Howard Stem angry lawsuit first amendment jerks that was Howard Stern s response when West Hollywood calif., demanded that he j a for police Protection during a Book signing. But in the end he moved the event to Pasadena. An estimated 8,000 to 10,000 people lined up to get autographed copies of Sterns Best Selling private parts at a Bookstore thursday. Some waited for More than 18 hours despite overnight temperatures in the 30s. West Hollywood had demanded that Stem or the Bookstore he had planned to visit pay $14,000 for extra police and Post a $25,000 Bond against damage. A Al i i. I it __1 raunch i think West Hollywood is a Bunch of jerks a the achy radio Host said. Quot other people get Book signings v. ,. There All the time. Suddenly my civil rights Are  Kennedy parades As fun Fossil sen. Edward m. Kennedy and his wife yield dropped official decorum this week for a Little off color fun at the senators now legendary Capitol Hill Christmas party. Kennedy never known for a slim physique came As Barney the Dinosaur with his wife done up a girl in a Gingham dress and braided blonde wig. The up As a Little _ _ _ Ide wig. The two danced to the tune of Barney s theme song before launching into a skit. Masahiro Sagawa blares out his message during the 13th year end shouting contest in Tokyo on thursday. Sagawa won by screaming Quot the pants i just bought were ripped a a message recorded at 114.7 decibels. Responding to ribbing from his wife the Massachusetts Democrat said Quot they done to Call me a tyrannosaurus sex for nothing a to much laughter. Last year Kennedy and his wife dressed As Beauty and the beast. Past costumes have included Milli Vanilli Batman and Elvis Presley. Doherty reportedly dropped done to bother including the Beverly Hills 90210 zip code on mail to Shannen Doherty. The actress equally Well known for her off the set exploits was dropped from the Fox to series after four years of playing Brenda Walsh the Hollywood reporter and daily variety reported thursday. Producer Aaron spelling  confirm or deny the reports. Quot we have no comment. She will be working on the show until the end of the season a said Rachel Mcallister publicist for spelling entertainment. Dohertym a publicist Stan Rosenfeld  be reached for comment thursday. Doherty 22, captured headlines with off screen escapades such As bar brawls. She recently married Ashley parody frosts parents Hamilton the 19-year-old son of actor George Hamilton after dating him for three  Hill to Tell All in Book Anita Hill will finally break her silence a in print. Hill has signed with Doubleday to do an autobiography that will Deal with her sexual harassment allegations against . Supreme court Justice Clarence Thomas tie terms of the contract were not disclosed. Hill has not publicly discussed the allegations since she made them at Thomas confirmation hearings in 1991. Quot when i completed my testimony before the judiciary committee of the United states Senate i did not plan to write about those events a Hill said in a statement. But she said letters from people identifying with her made her reconsider. Loudmouth hailed in Japan japanese Young and old had a Chance Friday to air grievances and win Cash prizes. All they had to do was shout. Casting aside the restraint for which their country is known 30 contestants belted out slogans of their Choice in an annual shouting contest. A Mamelko Kobayashi a Petite 19-year-old College student won two prizes for her ear splitting Quot you re really Cool prime minister Hosokawa but please do something about the Economy a the 112.9-Decibel Bellow a bit louder than a car Horn two Yards away won Kobayashi the prize for loudest female contestant and third place Overall for a total of $550. Halts makers of Throat lozenges began the contest in 1980 in the tradition of Tosh Wasmire or rituals in which japanese forget the worries of the past year. Contestants were asked to yell about something that grabbed their attention during 1993. The recession a new soccer league and the wedding of Crown Prince Haruhito were popular topics. In addition to volume of performances were evaluated by a three judge panel or artistic delivery and uniqueness. Masahiro Sagawa a round faced 35-year-old Cook took the prize for loudest yell with a the pants i just bought were ripped a the 114.7-Decibel performance was Good for $900, Sagawa said later that the ill fated Purchase was not in fact the most dramatic event in his life Over the past year. Quot it just popped into my  the prize for most unusual yell went to Yoko Taka hash an 18-year-old soccer fan upset about the defeat of Japan a National team in the world cup qualifying round. The loss came in the closing minute of a game lengthened slightly because of time lost for injuries. Quot injury time is totally stupid a he complained and was rewarded with $185. 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