European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 27, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 26 the stars and stripes tuesday september 27,1994 decent men need  Fec in from suits today s crossword dear Ann Landers yesterday while my 9-year-old granddaughter was sitting in my Lap Reading she suddenly said grandpa you Are touching me in the wrong  i be led get the hell off my tap. You have been watching too Many to   impeccably moral and highly respected son in Law is a teacher his principal told him it is so bad out there that when driving to work in heavy rain if he should see a female schoolteacher he s know for years he should keep going. He should not pick her up be cause he could get sued for at tempted rape. Sexual harassment suits these Days Are Over the top. Please Tell us Ann How can perfectly honorable decent men protect themselves against these off the Wall lawsuits that come out of the Woodwork Clear conscience in Everett Wash. Dear Everett the Best Protection is impeccable behaviour and total awareness that any questionable language or behaviour even in jest could be used against you. Times arc changing. It s a different world today and there Are a lot More lawyers who Are looking for work. Ann Landers dear Ann Landers my Mother in Law died last year. We filed change of address cards with the Post office to make sure  see the mail from All her correspondents and notify them of her passing the direct mailers took less than two months to Star sending her mail to our address. I started keeping a log and sending deceased notices to each direct Mailer. I also notified the mail preference service that Mycother in Law had died and should be removed from All mailing lists. To Date mom has received mail from 270direct mailers and the number is growing. Since each of these mailers has sent her approximately 2.5 letters during the year we have gotten 675 pieces of junk mail. This is a veritable Mountain of jink. Anyone who doubts that there is such a thing Asan eternal life should spend a year trying to get off mailing lists. Ann if All these mailers find it cheaper to Send solicitations to a deceased person than to purge their mail ing lists i can Only conclude that third class mailing rates Are too Low. A Charlottesville a. Dear Charlottesville Don t worry about the mail rates of any class being too Low. We Are going to be socked with an increase soon. Meanwhile get a bigger garbage can. Letters to Ann Landers should be addressed to her at . Box 1156i2, Chi Cago ill. 60611-0562., -. C creators Syndicate cat mess dear Abby. /.-. Regarding the woman who was embarrassed to ask whether her tomcat could mate with a Rabbit what she should really be embarrassed about is own ing an Unnic uttered male  it is True her cat cannot father Kitt rabbits unless he is neutered soon he will undoubtedly be responsible for helping to produce Many Kittens thereby contributing to the disgraceful situation of millions of animals being putto death because there Are no Homes for them. In addition Abby when he tomcat is neutered he will make a much More socially acceptable pet and will Stop trying to get funny with the Bunny. Margaret Marshallin Seattle dear Margaret Pear Abby your Point is Well taken. And while we re on this important subject All dog owners should have their pets spayed or neutered so that unwanted puppies won t have to meet a cruel end. Dear Abby a remarried widow wrote complaining about sleep ing with her husband s two dogs who kept her awake. You replied that maybe he should try to train the dogs quibble to stay in a Basket by the bed. From my experience that will be hard to do. During my College Days 1 had a Little dog that slept with me in my sleeping bag. We were both freezing in a trailer. Years later i left her with my Gramma when iwas going to be put of the country. Gramma asked me to train her to sleep in a Basket before i left. The Pooch did t understand so i decided Gramma could set the new rules for the new place. I returned a month later and found Little Black dog hairs Between Gramma s sheets. What s this asked. Well Gramma blushed it was easier to teach a Nold Gramma new  . Chew Oregon dear Abby this May not help stumped in Delaware who did t know How to Tell a Man his Zipper was open but readers of your Vintage and mine will surely enjoy the laugh. A. A.  father As he became older also became slightly forgetful about zipping himself up when this happened Mother came up with a great reminder. 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