European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 09, 1995, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Bob Kravitz Rocky Mountain news thoughts myths and half truths i m telling you watching that air Force Blowout of by i would have been penalized 100 times for excessive Celebration. The Only thing in the world better than by losing is by and notre Dame losing. Maybe i m just a conspiracy theorist but i believe Mark Fuhrman planted that underaged girl on Mel Reynolds bed. Possible replacements for Herbie Husker a bail Bondsman. Jerry Falwell and i agree on something notably the naga prohibition against end zone prayer. Is this an amazing world or what -.-. The Rockies and dodgers can Start playing As if this is a Pennant race any time they feel ready. A so Here s How it works in Seattle a sea Hawks player or head coach can drive around town with a blood alcohol level that would Anes Thetie a Yak but you get caught chowing Down hot dogs during an exhibition game and it will Cost you a grand. Tir sorry but do you want to eat hot dogs that have been kept warm inside Cortez Kennedy s helmet Mem Mem. Just a suggestion but the next time the seadog come to mile High fans should wave foot Longs at them and sing the Oscar Mayer song. My Seattle colleague Clare Farnsworth put it in proper perspective once Dennis Erickson s Miami teams got penalized for having a roster full of hot dogs now Eckson is fining his. Team for eating hot dogs. _=_.- i m guessing the fines would t have been quite so stiff if they had been snacking on say Carrot Sticks. Columnist Dies a Dunning sports editor of the commercial Appeal in Memphis tcnn., died sunday night after suffering a heart attack. He was 59. Dunning s columns appeared in beyond the game. Notre Dame was an upset victim despite this Stop of Northwestern s Darnell Autry. A possible replacements for Herbie Husker a Gas station attendant with his hands up. _ a. Let me see if i have this right. College football May give us a National title game featuring Auburn and Texas am both off double secret probation half the Sec and Sec seem to be in jail boosters Are running amok football. Players particularly Black football a. Players graduate at ridiculously Low rates and the Mcaa wants to crack " Down on of the humanity excessive a. Celebration. -.---. Colorado s Rick Neuheisel actually dedicated part of a practice to proper celebratory techniques,.-._ Vand heaven forbid a Young Man scores a touchdown drops to a knee to thank his maker then takes off his helmet on his Way to the sideline. Ave re talking two. Penalties and immediate ejection. I  ,. Sing with me now it s the end of the world As we know  " i Hope fans Are patient with Neuheisel. New coach new team that lost to kids to the nil draft a brutal schedule. Give him time and he will emerge As one of the country s brightest Young coaches. _ Call me confused i just ordered year s subscriptions to go and Esquire from the Mcaa  if you Haven t sent away yet for your Al Cowlings autographed photo with a in front of the White Ford Bronco raise your hand. Hey has Brent Musburger stopped screaming yet nobody talks about my Streak but this is 1,674 straight columns without a coherent thought. That has to count for something. Possible replacements for Herbie Husker Mike Rozier. What you mean that was the Guy in the Herbie Husker costume _ to. If the nil goes through with its threat to crack Down on holding hooking,.interfering and generally getting in the Way i  take a portion of your , Jet to vegas and Lay some serious dough on the. Avalanche. I m sorry but if you got All hot and bothered by a 12-year-old Little leaguer waving goodbye to his Home run when _. His team was losing to Taiwan 17-0, you need to take a valium. Although i have to say this we need. To Send a Little league dream team to. Williamsport next year  t. The agent who told Shanno Clavelle he was doing the right thing by coming out Early for the nil draft ". Should have his License revoked and his head examined. -. _ possible replacements for Herbie Husker Dinger. Nebraskans deserve him. I say we put yours truly and the. By football team in a room and you know have a big old party. If you re like me you re convinced Tommy Maddox has pictures of Dan Reeves. Strangest thing Chicago area Aba players were voting multiple times on desertification. Greg Norman refused to sign this column. Weasel. Scripps Howard news service big need for Deion Laughton the Fly the sporting news truth be told Fly s a subway Alum of Northwestern. Here s Why the liners la put bump a run pressure on Deton to get a Deal done they need him worse than anyone else. Proof they re 4-5 in their last nine games without him so no matter How Many times Jerry Jones says he s Gonna do what it takes to sign Sanders Fly knows better Shaddue. . S Doin a number on the liners trying to make sure it s prime time in Miami. Eddie d s d without Sanders is in trouble because it does t have the Corners to make up for an average pass Rush now Circle these two dates on yer nil Calendar nov. 12 , at Dallas and nov. 20 . At Miami. Speaking of the liners. A a a with whiplash ought be proof enough that there s a lot on the line this season. Of so Why d the Mcaa Cave to Rev. Jerry on the subject of life Liberty and the lawsuit of happiness it did t have a prayer. Isaiah no. 34 in yer program no. 334967327 in the Minnesota penal system rider did the crime assault and disorderly conduct did the time four Days for not Livin up to his Enda the sentence  does t get it. Proof i m very intelligent he says. I m not a  to Golt fans the Only weaker Couch you la find on the schedule is on. Sept. 24 open Date looks to Fly like the Angels collars got shrunk in the laundry but Chili could still joke in mid Losin Streak everyone s trying so hard to get this Back on track i m not concerned or worried about it he said leaning toward the spies for comic effect. How d Texas do they lost  Fly s Laughin but on the inside the _. Halos re dying no matter How Many closed door meetings the skip holds. Speaking of the strangers Here s How bad it Hurt pm that they could t swing a Deal for Charlie Hayes or Sean Berry they re Happy Page dragged his.226 b. A. Off the . Last week. So that s How Butch Davis is Gonna eliminate trash Talkin at Miami. After All there s not much to talk about when yer Gettin the tar whale outta a. Maybe those .43 Guys who turned Down the Job knew something Butch did to your. Tom Fly s color commentary Lawrence Phillips ran through okie state like a laundered lease car through Mcaa rules. Tell Fly if this sounds like the same sad song the spies say Nashville s got no shot at this Here team. Of yeah the Sawjers re Good As gone from Houston but to l.a., not music City. 4 a Page 22 beyond the game september 9-15, 1995