European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - March 25, 2007, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Pm 12 scene s tars and stripes sunday March 252007 entertainment 4 i c o d u songs cant say goodbye maybe one of these tunes will help is there anything More cathartic than a Good  song aside from actually stuffing an errant lovers clothes into his car and setting it ablaze a la Angela Bassett in the movie version of waiting to exhale the Farewell scum song is the next Best revenge when Whitney Houston finally hits upon the right musical Farewell to the odious Bobby Brown Well know the great diva of our age is Back those of us raised around military Environ ments not to mention those who lean Liberal have a predisposed fondness for the chant to the left to the left that opens Beyonce irreplaceable to the left to the left you own in a Box to the left in the closet that my stuff yes if i bought it please dont touch keep talking that mess Mats Fine but could you walk and talk at the same time what we have portrayed Here is a Man who is plainly out of his mind living with Beyonce driving Beyonce Jaguar and still cheating on her with a less affluent woman who did not Star in dream girls frankly you have to wonder whether merely dumping him is enough perhaps he also should be ferried off to Gizmo and tortured for stupidity what Are the greats of the Farewell scum genre Mary j obliges enough yes Blige is Good when Shes Happy but Shes better when Shes miserable Gloria i will at first you Are afraid you Are petrified but then you figure out that Hes a loser and a High Maine Nance loser at that and everything looks much brighter Gaynor has Long since crossed Over to Harp territory but this is still a classic reminder that if youre kicking him out at least remember to change the locks Dolly Partons in its hard to beat Parton when Shes on her game and not Only does she lyrically flatten the Scummy Hus band she provides helpful advice on what to Tell the friends and neighbors you con Tell the truth or you can lie photos by a the Kellie Pickler tune red High heels is All about ending a relationship while wearing fabulous shoes you can say left you or i died say in in the Himalayas on some spiritual quest and could spend years Lookin for the Light say in in the witness program with the Fri say a ufos abducted me from Home you can say what you chose but i Tell you the truth you can say for sure in gone Lacy j Dalton wild this song can be hard to find for Down Load legally anyway but is Well Worth the Effort for such lines As dont get the impression that i care bout what you when it gets close to thanksgivi hide if i were you Dalton was the pre Gretchen Wilson redneck woman with a deep growl voice that sounds like Beer and smoke mixed in a bar blender she is Superb Kellie pickles red High this is a favorite song of one of my Bosses and i confess that i really didst get the first 20 or so times i listened to it but during one particularly grueling Treadmill session the whole american idol country Kitsch that is Pickler kicked in i love the idea of All 90 pounds of her kicking somebody to the curb wearing stilettos now i cannot listen to that song without thinking exactly what items of clothing go with red High heels and How i can acquire them posthaste Kelly Clarkson since you been gone and because of Clarkson is the reigning Queen of the than god you Regone school of female vocalist angst and nobody con Veys Perky shame any better Grefthen Wilsons one Bud in irreplaceable Beyonce complains that Fidelity should have been bought with the jag and she at least has the planning skills to make idiot Man leave the luxury car not so Wilson who is reduced to hitchhiking after her sex takes off in her new Silverado what we can infer from this any relationship that includes shared posses Sion of an expensive vehicle is a die scum song just waiting to happen Dixie Chicks sin you know this song even if you think you dont it includes the immortal line Praise the and pass the ammunition of course the newly resurgent Dixie Chicks also produced perhaps the most resounding  song of All time goodbye Earl in which the two heroines of the song kill the wife abusing Earl stuff him in a car trunk and dump him in the Lake and this is a song that was popular before the Dixie Chicks got controversial Well played ladies Singer and actress Beyonce is out with one off the latest anthems for women needing support Post curb kicking her song irreplaceable has a Catchy Hook and Tough lyrics