European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - March 30, 2007, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 2 Sta Sand stripes Friday March 30 2007 2 Day quote of the Day that like driving a car with your eyes closed a Black Hawk Pilot on the half mile visibility that prevented pilots from attempting Carrier landings earlier this week during the Eagle exercises in South Korea see Story on Page 3 list top alternative hits March 23 1 from yesterday 30 seconds to Mars 2 pain three Days Grace 3 Starlight Muse 4 survivalist nine Inch nails 5 famous last words my chemical Romance 6 dashboard modest mouse 7 breath breaking Benjamin 8 dig incubus act coming soon scene on sunday Hiroshima Japan today in stripes Abby 20 american roundup1617 classified2124 comics1820 crossword19 faces11 horoscope18 letters14 opinion 15 sports2432 weather13 your money12 me myself and my Google twin advanced search preferences in the news Mcclatchy newspapers Sacramento Calif right now Lynn Keane is out there somewhere going about her business being Lynn Keane which Lynn Keane finds a Little weird even weirder there Are three or four Lynn Keynes walking around in their respective Lynn Keane worlds living completely different lives from the Lynn Keane in question the Lynn Keane who is a 42yearold real estate investor from Gold River Calif who until recently haunt even considered the possibility of there being a band of rogue Lynn Keynes one of them she knows is in her 30s and lives on the East coast another is a 50some thing sports psychologist who puts on a Bene fit 10k every year a third lives in Britain but Keane Doest know much about her How does she know any of this stuff at All the same Way any of us know any thing these Days she googled it More accurately she googled herself performing that quiet act of vanity we All undertake when we think no ones looking its a very human impulse says Robert Thompson a professor of popular culture at Syra Cuse University in new York and he might add one of three Robert Thompsons at Syra Cuse alone there is this natural tendency that you want to know that youre part of the record he says but what starts As an act of validation can sometimes end up being just the opposite Rebecca Roush googled herself expecting to be rewarded with a laundry list of her own accomplishments instead she was introduced to some other Rebecca Roush a Lime Light stealing attention hogging clearly Over achieving Rebecca Roush who selfishly dominated the entries she had discovered her Google Odd Story of the Day old chinese saying when life hands you Panda poop make paper Beijing research ers at a giant Panda re serve in Southern China Are looking for paper Mills to process their surplus of fib Errich Panda excrement into High Quality paper lao Jun a researcher at the Chengdu giant Panda Breeding base in Sichuan province said the idea came to them after a visit to Thailand last year where they found paper made from elephant dung they thought Panda poop would produce an even finer Quality paper he said the base is currently in talks with several paper Mills on How to turn the droppings of dozens of pan Das at the base into reams of office paper and Rolls of wrapping paper said Liao they Hope to have a product line available by next year he said we Are not interested in doing this for the a giant Panda eats Bamboo at Chengdu giant Panda Breeding base in China in january 2006 someday soon this pandas poop May become paper profits but to Recycle the waste said Liao the centers 40 Bam booked pandas pro Duce about 2 tons of droppings a Day but Liao said he was not sure yet How much paper would result what about squeamish customers who might consider the paper unsanitary they probably wont even be Able to Tell its from Panda poop Liao said the Chiang Mai zoo in Northern Thailand already Sells Multi col ored paper made from the excrement produced by its two Resi Dent pandas making paper there involves a Daylong process of cleaning the fees boiling it in a soda Solu Tion bleaching it with chlorine and drying it under the Sun a Google com person who shares her name and her Google entry and with whom she is saddled in the an nals of internet history like siblings forced to share a room there is something offsetting about find ing your Google twin the Davis Calif Resi Dent says in an email its like All of your attempts at individuality get swept away most people will probably never meet their Google twin some Are Only children and some like Thompson have so Many twins that its not even Worth it to care unless of course one of them is stealing your identity but those with an unusual but notto Oun usual name know All about their twins and they develop Odd Little relationships with them whether their duplicates know it or not sometimes we wish they would keep their distance Karen Sander a 52yearold novelist from Cameron Park Calif is slightly bitter at her Google twin who snapped up the preferable Domain name and stuck her with a 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